What's On in Newcastle in December


THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Wednesday 12th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Wednesday 12th December 2018

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Tom Stade , Mike Milligan , Zoe , Deage Paxton and host Matt Reed .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.
If you wish to dine in the bistro please email bistro@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability
Groups please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.











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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Thursday 13th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Thursday 13th December 2018

Sorry fully booked we've still got tickets available for our other Christmas shows Mon , Tues , Wed , Fri and Sat
It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Tom Stade , Mike Milligan , Zoe , Deage Paxton and host Matt Reed .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.
If you wish to dine in the bistro please email bistro@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability
Groups please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.















Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Friday 14th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Friday 14th December 2018

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Tom Stade , Mike Milligan , Zoe , Deage Paxton and host Matt Reed .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.
If you wish to dine in the bistro please email bistro@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability
Groups please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.













Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Saturday 15th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Saturday 15th December 2018

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Tom Stade , Mike Milligan , Zoe , Deage Paxton and host Matt Reed .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.
If you wish to dine in the bistro please email bistro@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability
Groups please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.


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Martin Mor: Funny Stuff For Happy People

Sunday 16th December 2018


12:00


12:30



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Martin Mor: Funny Stuff For Happy People

Sunday 16th December 2018

Kids! Do you need somewhere to take your adults without them getting bored and going in a huff?
Bring them to FUNNY STUFF FOR HAPPY PEOPLE where the adults can have just as good a time as the kids.
An hour of comedy, circus, storytelling, poetry and stupid science.
This show is suitable for children and adults of all ages.
Martin comes from Northern Ireland and has been performing worldwide for over 30 years.
'An adorable master of feel good comedy' Clothesline Magazine, Australia
'this gentle giant has an instant rapport with children' Adelaide Advertiser
'A comedy institution' Guardian
Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5s and all children must be accompanied
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
17 Dec 1pm
18 Dec 1pm
19 Dec 1pm
20 Dec 1pm
21 Dec 1pm
22 Dec 1pm & 4pm
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm









Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Martin Mor: Adventure Comedian

Sunday 16th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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Martin Mor: Adventure Comedian

Sunday 16th December 2018

Martin Mor is one of the world’s most travelled, and adventurous comedians.
With over 30 years as a professional performer he has a lot of stories to tell; from a show in the exercise yard of an Italian prison, to performing the world’s highest altitude comedy show at Mount Everest Basecamp.
Hear about hilarious close encounters with bears, crocodiles, and sharks, (not all at once), and tales of performing on six continents. Pick a country; Martin will tell you a funny story about it.
If you are interested in adventure, travel, wildlife, or just like having a good laugh, come and enjoy this special performance.
'World Class' Scotsman
'A comedy institution' Guardian, UK
'absolutely brilliant' Edinburgh Festivals Magazine











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Monday 17th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Monday 17th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
18 Dec 1pm
19 Dec 1pm
20 Dec 1pm
21 Dec 4pm
22 Dec 1pm & 4pm
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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"The Best Show" by Zoe

Monday 17th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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"The Best Show" by Zoe

Monday 17th December 2018

Join Zoe for her bizarrely exciting and occasionally topical comedy show, there will be great chatting, silliness, impressive dance, bonus presents and some guests.

Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 9.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm










Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Tuesday 18th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Tuesday 18th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
19 Dec 1pm
20 Dec 1pm
21 Dec 4pm
22 Dec 1pm & 4pm
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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DONALD TRUMPS

Tuesday 18th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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DONALD TRUMPS

Tuesday 18th December 2018

A battle of wits and sibling rivalry between legendary* Viz creators Chris and Simon Donald . ‘The knob joke Gallaghers of Tyneside’... on stage together for the first time ever*.
'It’ll be like lighting a f***ing fart' Melvyn Bragg
* Legendary status may have settled in transit. ** First time ever since the last time.

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Wednesday 19th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Wednesday 19th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
20 Dec 1pm
21 Dec 4pm
22 Dec 1pm & 4pm
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm












Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 19th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 19th December 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Neil Harris and Host Julian Lee
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Thursday 20th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Thursday 20th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
21 Dec 4pm
22 Dec 1pm & 4pm
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 20th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 20th December 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran (Link https://twitter.com/standnewcastle)
With Kai Humphries , Mary Bourke , Tony Jameson , Omar Abid and host Alfie Joey .


Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Friday 21st December 2018


15:30


16:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Friday 21st December 2018

Due to popular demand we’ve added in a performance on Friday afternoon at 4pm so you can celebrate the start of your Christmas holidays.
Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 5.45pm approx
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
22 Dec 1pm & 4pm
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm





Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 21st December 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 21st December 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Kai Humphries , Mary Bourke , Tony Jameson , Omar Abid and host Alfie Joey .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After - 1pm show

Saturday 22nd December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After - 1pm show

Saturday 22nd December 2018

SORRY, SOLD OUT! There are still limited tickets available for the 4pm performance, and they can be purchased here
Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx












Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After - 4pm show

Saturday 22nd December 2018


15:30


16:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After - 4pm show

Saturday 22nd December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 5.45pm approx
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
22 Dec 1pm & 4pm
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm









Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 22nd December 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 22nd December 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Kai Humphries , Mary Bourke , Tony Jameson , Omar Abid and host Alfie Joey .

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After - 1pm show

Sunday 23rd December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After - 1pm show

Sunday 23rd December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After - 4pm show

Sunday 23rd December 2018


15:30


16:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After - 4pm show

Sunday 23rd December 2018

SORRY, SOLD OUT! There are still tickets available for the 1pm show and you can purchase them here
Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 5.45pm approx
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Mr Shindig's Christmas Benefit in aid of Radio Lollipop

Sunday 23rd December 2018


19:00


20:30



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Mr Shindig's Christmas Benefit in aid of Radio Lollipop

Sunday 23rd December 2018

Mr Shindig's Comedy brings you a 1 off Christmas extravaganza! Featuring a hand selected group of hilarious north east talent. The show will be held in aid of Radio Lollipop a charity that provides care, comfort and entertainment for children in Hospital.
Hosted by Joby Mageean

With Seymour Mace and David Callaghan
To ensure all ticket money goes directly to the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £8 standard and £5 concession payable cash at the door and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700

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CLOSED FOR PRESENT WRAPPING

Monday 24th December 2018


19:30


19:30



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CLOSED FOR PRESENT WRAPPING

Monday 24th December 2018

Elves are busy today.

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CLOSED FOR PRESENT HAVING

Tuesday 25th December 2018


19:30


19:30



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CLOSED FOR PRESENT HAVING

Tuesday 25th December 2018

Merry Christmas!

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CLOSED FOR HANGOVER RECOVERY

Wednesday 26th December 2018


19:30


20:30



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CLOSED FOR HANGOVER RECOVERY

Wednesday 26th December 2018

Plus we ate too much.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Thursday 27th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Thursday 27th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm

















Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Hootfest!

Thursday 27th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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Hootfest!

Thursday 27th December 2018

Laugh your way to the end of the year at Newcastle’s favourite comedy club.
Hot food available...
With Gary Little , John Scott , Joby Mageean , Julie Grady Thomas and host Lee Kyle
PLEASE NOTE - THE VENUE IS MADE UP OF UNRESERVED SEATING AND STANDING ROOM AND IT IS UP TO CUSTOMERS TO BE IN EARLY IF THEY WANT SEATS.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014- 2017
#StandUpScran
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Friday 28th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Friday 28th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm










Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Hootfest!

Friday 28th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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Hootfest!

Friday 28th December 2018

Laugh your way to the end of the year at Newcastle’s favourite comedy club.
Hot food available...
With Gary Little , John Scott , Joby Mageean , Julie Grady Thomas and host Lee Kyle
PLEASE NOTE - THE VENUE IS MADE UP OF UNRESERVED SEATING AND STANDING ROOM AND IT IS UP TO CUSTOMERS TO BE IN EARLY IF THEY WANT SEATS.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014- 2017
#StandUpScran
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Saturday 29th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Saturday 29th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx
Looking for some more kids shows
Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
30 Dec 1pm













Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Hootfest!

Saturday 29th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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Hootfest!

Saturday 29th December 2018

Laugh your way to the end of the year at Newcastle’s favourite comedy club.
Hot food available...
With Gary Little , John Scott , Joby Mageean , Julie Grady Thomas and host Lee Kyle
PLEASE NOTE - THE VENUE IS MADE UP OF UNRESERVED SEATING AND STANDING ROOM AND IT IS UP TO CUSTOMERS TO BE IN EARLY IF THEY WANT SEATS.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014- 2017
#StandUpScran
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Sunday 30th December 2018


12:30


13:00



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Snow White 2 - Appley Ever After

Sunday 30th December 2018

Come join us at The Stand Comedy Club for our first ever pantomime!
It's a show for everyone, even people who don't like panto, it's a big, daft, silly mess of idiocy with all the stuff you'd expect and loads of things you won't.
When we last met Snow White ( Hannah Walker ), she was marrying a handsome Prince. Well, unfortunately it didn't work out. Never one to let things get her down, she still has a heart full of hope and a head full of songs.
Oh, and she avoids apples now...
The wicked Queen ( Katherine Tanney ) is back and even more wicked, Muddles ( Lee Kyle ) is even sillier and the Dame ( Sammy Dobson ) is the rudest woman in the world!
Wait til you see how handsome our handsome Prince ( Hal Branson ) is! (Averagely but WHAT a beard.)
It's a classic panto with an alternative edge, it's like nothing you've seen before at a price that means you can afford to bring the family.
Age recommendation 5+
All children must be accompanied by an adult.
Ends 2.45pm approx











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Hootfest!

Sunday 30th December 2018


19:00


20:30



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Hootfest!

Sunday 30th December 2018

Laugh your way to the end of the year at Newcastle’s favourite comedy club.
Hot food available...
With Gary Little , John Scott , Joby Mageean , Julie Grady Thomas and host Lee Kyle
PLEASE NOTE - THE VENUE IS MADE UP OF UNRESERVED SEATING AND STANDING ROOM AND IT IS UP TO CUSTOMERS TO BE IN EARLY IF THEY WANT SEATS.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014- 2017
#StandUpScran
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

Book Tickets Now

Hootfest!

Monday 31st December 2018


19:00


20:30



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Hootfest!

Monday 31st December 2018

Laugh your way to the end of the year at Newcastle’s favourite comedy club.
Hot food available...
With Gary Little , John Scott , Joby Mageean , Julie Grady Thomas and host Lee Kyle
PLEASE NOTE - THE VENUE IS MADE UP OF UNRESERVED SEATING AND STANDING ROOM AND IT IS UP TO CUSTOMERS TO BE IN EARLY IF THEY WANT SEATS.
THE SHOW WILL FINISH BEFORE THE BELLS. YOU'RE TOTALLY WELCOME TO GO OUTSIDE AND WATCH THE FIREWORKS, THEN COME BACK IN FOR ANOTHER DRINK.
OR JUST STAY IN. IT'S LIKELY TO BE BALTIC OUT THERE.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014- 2017
#StandUpScran
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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