What's On in Newcastle in August


The Saturday Show

Saturday 18th August 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 18th August 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Mark Nelson , John Scott , Elliot Steel , Lauren Stone and host Tony Jameson .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Sunday 19th August 2018


19:00


20:30



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Sorry we are closed

Sunday 19th August 2018


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Benefit in Aid of Stroke North East

Monday 20th August 2018


19:00


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Stroke North East

Monday 20th August 2018

Stroke North East helps local stroke survivors with their rehabilitation by putting on a series of days out designed for and by the service users.
Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy to support their work.
With Mike Milligan , John Scott , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and Host Matt Reed
To ensure the maximum donation goes directly to the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £8 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 22nd August 2018


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 22nd August 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With host Andy Fury and headliner Nicola Mantalios-Lovett





Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 23rd August 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 23rd August 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Addy Van Der Borgh , Mike Milligan , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and host Alfie Joey .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Friday Show

Friday 24th August 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 24th August 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. (link for Bistro http://bistro.thestand.co.uk/)
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Addy Van Der Borgh , Mike Milligan , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and host Alfie Joey .

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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BANG! Fest

Saturday 25th August 2018


13:00


13:00



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BANG! Fest

Saturday 25th August 2018

What is a BANG! Fest? Well let me tell you. BANG! Fest is a new music and comedy festival from the Stand Comedy Club guys. There will a host of bands, solo artists, DJs, comedians and let’s not forget our world famous BBQs!!!
There’s something for everyone!
Saturday, come and hang out in our fantastic terrace and enjoy the tastes and smells of our BBQ. Head to our comedy show ( The Saturday Show ) featuring Addy Van Der Borgh, Mike Milligan, Katherine Tanney, Deage Paxton and host Alfie Joey. And then after you have eaten and laughed, it’s time for a boogie with DJ Annabella until late!
Sunday we start off with some Kid’s comedy with that silly sausage, Lee Kyle . Don’t you worry, the BBQ will be back out for your taste buds to go crackers over. Eat your scran and watch some cool acoustic and chilled music from the likes of Andre Dédé Lemaitre, Nearly Dennis, Annie Griffiths, Many Moons, Calm C and more. Want something a bit more rockier? Not a problem. Get yourself down to the main venue and rock your socks off to bands such as Static Blue, F.Y.B, Tchotchke, Hot Sex For Boys and more!!!

It's free to attend apart from The Saturday Show and Lee Kyle’s White Elephant Stall (Kids Show) on Sunday.


SATURDAY 25 AUGUST 2018

Courtyard…
Upstairs Acoustic, BBQ & DJ

Age Restriction:
Opening - 9pm: 14+ with an adult
After 9pm: 18+
1pm
DOORS OPEN
2pm
Andre Dede Lemattre (45)
3pm
Annie Griffiths (30)
4pm
BBQ OPENS
5pm

6pm
Nearly Dennis (30-45)
7pm
Many Moons (45)
8pm
DJ Set-up
9pm
Calm C (45)
10pm
DJ Lady Annabella
11pm

12am

1am
EVENING ENDS


SUNDAY 26 AUGUST 2018
Venue Club…
Downstairs Kids Comedy & Electric Bands

Age Restriction:
1-2pm: 5+ with an adult
2-9pm: 14+ with an adult
9pm – finish: 18+
1pm
Lee Kyle’s White Elephant Stall
(Kid’s Show)
2pm
Lee Kyle’s Kid’s Show Ends
3pm
Break & Set Up
4pm
Static Blue (30)
5pm
F.Y.B (30)
6pm
Break & Set Up
7pm
Tchotchke (45)
8pm
Shy Talk (45)
9pm
Hot Sex For Boys (45/1hr)
10pm
EVENING ENDS
11pm
..
12am

1am









Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 25th August 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 25th August 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Addy Van Der Borgh , Mike Milligan , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and host Alfie Joey .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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BANG! Fest

Sunday 26th August 2018


12:00


12:00



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BANG! Fest

Sunday 26th August 2018

What is a BANG! Fest? Well let me tell you. BANG! Fest is a new music and comedy festival from the Stand Comedy Club guys. There will a host of bands, solo artists, DJs, comedians and let’s not forget our world famous BBQs!!!
There’s something for everyone!
Saturday, come and hang out in our fantastic terrace and enjoy the tastes and smells of our BBQ. Head to our comedy show ( The Saturday Show ) featuring Addy Van Der Borgh, Mike Milligan, Katherine Tanney, Deage Paxton and host Alfie Joey. And then after you have eaten and laughed, it’s time for a boogie with DJ Annabella until late!
Sunday we start off with some Kid’s comedy with that silly sausage, Lee Kyle . Don’t you worry, the BBQ will be back out for your taste buds to go crackers over. Eat your scran and watch some cool acoustic and chilled music from the likes of Andre Dédé Lemaitre, Nearly Dennis, Annie Griffiths, Many Moons, Calm C and more. Want something a bit more rockier? Not a problem. Get yourself down to the main venue and rock your socks off to bands such as Static Blue, F.Y.B, Tchotchke, Hot Sex For Boys and more!!!
It's free to attend apart from The Saturday Show and Lee Kyle’s White Elephant Stall (Kids Show) on Sunday.


SATURDAY 25 AUGUST 2018

Courtyard…
Upstairs Acoustic, BBQ & DJ

Age Restriction:
Opening - 9pm: 14+ with an adult
After 9pm: 18+
1pm
DOORS OPEN
2pm
Andre Dede Lemattre (45)
3pm
Annie Griffiths (30)
4pm
BBQ OPENS
5pm

6pm
Nearly Dennis (30-45)
7pm
Many Moons (45)
8pm
DJ Set-up
9pm
Calm C (45)
10pm
DJ Lady Annabella
11pm

12am

1am
EVENING ENDS


SUNDAY 26 AUGUST 2018
Venue Club…
Downstairs Kids Comedy & Electric Bands

Age Restriction:
1-2pm: 5+ with an adult
2-9pm: 14+ with an adult
9pm – finish: 18+
1pm
Lee Kyle’s White Elephant Stall
(Kid’s Show)
2pm
Lee Kyle’s Kid’s Show Ends
3pm
Break & Set Up
4pm
Static Blue (30)
5pm
F.Y.B (30)
6pm
Break & Set Up
7pm
Tchotchke (45)
8pm
Shy Talk (45)
9pm
Hot Sex For Boys (45/1hr)
10pm
EVENING ENDS
11pm
..
12am

1am







Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 26th August 2018


12:00


12:30



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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 26th August 2018

Lee Kyle , the regular host of our kids show, brings a family show where anything can happen.
I mean, within reason, he's not going to split an atom or anything.
The show will be different each month, sometimes it'll be a game show, sometimes a quiz, sometimes improv, sometimes a chat show. Sometimes there will be guests, sometimes there won't. Maybe it'll be a musical one month! Sometimes, Lee won't even be there and there'll be someone else doing the show instead - but they'll be awesome too!
No matter what, it's going to be brilliant man. Come along, don't be a square.
Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5's and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.
Fancy a Sunday Roast? Why nor book a table in our Bistro upstairs for after the show? We also do Kids Sunday Lunches for only £5!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Looking for some more kids shows
23 Sept - Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall
14 Oct - Kids Comedy Club
20 Oct - Mr Fibbers -Out of Tune
21 Oct - Martin Mor-Funny Stuff For Happy People
28 Oct - Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall
11 Nov - Kids Comedy Club
25 Nov - Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall
9 Dec - Kids Comedy Club

Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
17 Dec 1pm
18 Dec 1pm
19 Dec 1pm
20 Dec 1pm
21 Dec 1pm
22 Dec 1pm & 4pm
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Wednesday 29th August 2018


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 29th August 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With host Sammy Dobson and headliner Matt Reed .






Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th August 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th August 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Seymour Mace , Liam Withnail , Tom Toal , Rachelle Todd and host Susan Morrison .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 31st August 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 31st August 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. (link for Bistro http://bistro.thestand.co.uk/)
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Seymour Mace , Liam Withnail , Tom Toal , Rachelle Todd and host Susan Morrison .

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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