What's On in Glasgow in January


Flo and Joan: Alive on Stage

Thursday 17th January 2019


17:30


18:00



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Flo and Joan: Alive on Stage

Thursday 17th January 2019

Following a sell-out run of their critically acclaimed 2017 show The Kindness of Stranglers, musical comedy duo and sisters Flo & Joan are travelling the country with a new hour of their dark and witty songs.
‘These intricately crafted, flawlessly performed numbers will have you howling with laughter one minute, wiping away a tear the next' **** Telegraph
'Their style is stiletto sharp, their diction perfect as they race through their complex rhymes' Evening Standard
Winner – Best Musical Act (Leicester Comedy Festival 2018).
Winner – Best Music and Variety Act (Chortle Awards 2018).
Duration 1hr
Venue age restriction 16+ accompanied by an adult












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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 17th January 2019


19:45


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 17th January 2019

PLEASE NOTE SLIGHTLY LATER DOOR TIMES
The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Ian Moore , Jamie MacDonald , Joe Wells , Yvonne Carroll and host Joe Heenan .
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 18th January 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 18th January 2019

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Ian Moore , Jamie MacDonald , Joe Wells , Yvonne Carroll and host Joe Heenan .
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 19th January 2019


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 19th January 2019

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With Ian Moore , Jamie MacDonald , Joe Wells , Yvonne Carroll and host Joe Heenan .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.15pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Fred at The Stand: Radio 4 Recordings

Sunday 20th January 2019


16:30


17:00



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Fred at The Stand: Radio 4 Recordings

Sunday 20th January 2019

THIS DATE IS NOW FULLY BOOKED BUT THERE ARE STILL TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR
February 24th
Fred MacAulay returns to The Stand in Glasgow for another series of BBC Radio 4 recordings.
TONIGHT FEATURING...
Justin Moorhouse , Christopher Macarthur-Boyd , Eshaan Akbar , Helen Bauer , Elf Lyons , Ria Lina and Andy Askins .
Join Fred as he introduces a wide range of hand-picked stand-up comedians for the next series of 'Fred at The Stand'. Recorded over three nights each show will be packed with comedians you know and love alongside the best new talent that's caught his eye; with Fred at the helm you know they are going to be fantastic. This highly anticipated second series of 'Fred at The Stand' will broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in Spring 2019, so come and be part of the audience to see it being recorded live.
Fred MacAulay is known as the Godfather of Scottish Comedy and shows no signs of stopping; he performs all over the world and has recently appeared on Have I Got News for You, QI and is a regular on The News Quiz.
Hear a clip from last year's series
Previous guests include: Zoe Lyons, Jo Caulfield, Gary Delaney, Jason Cook, Paul Tonkinson, Rosie Jones, Tom Stade, Dave Johns, Sindhu Vee, Ashley Storrie, Mark Nelson and many more. Line-up for this series to be announced.
Tickets are free but please PHONE the box office to reserve you place!
FREE BUT TICKETED

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 7pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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ANDREW DOYLE: FRIENDLY FIRE

Sunday 20th January 2019


19:30


20:30



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ANDREW DOYLE: FRIENDLY FIRE

Sunday 20th January 2019

Andrew Doyle is one of the UK’s foremost political satirists. Friendly Fire is his seventh solo stand-up show. It follows the critically acclaimed Thought Crimes, which ran at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe last year and later transferred to the Soho Theatre in London.
Andrew is co-writer of internet sensation Jonathan Pie, and has collaborated with Pie creator Tom Walker on numerous viral videos. Their response to Donald Trump’s election has been viewed online more than 150 million times and a more recent piece was described by Ricky Gervais as “one of the most perfect (and important) pieces of comedy I’ve ever seen."
'Fantastically funny' GQ
'Prepare for all your internal organs to burst with laughter' Independent
'One of the country’s most exciting comedic talents' Gay Times
'Utterly hilarious' Fest
'Comedy gold' Broadway Baby
'Fantastically funny' GQ
'Prepare for all your internal organs to burst with laughter' Independent
'One of the country’s most exciting comedic talents' Gay Times
'Utterly hilarious' Fest
'Comedy gold' Broadway Baby
@andrewdoyle_com
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Fin Taylor: When Harassy Met Sally

Monday 21st January 2019


19:30


20:30



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Fin Taylor: When Harassy Met Sally

Monday 21st January 2019

Show And Tell in association with PBJ Management present
Fin Taylor : When Harassy Met Sally
Star of Comedy Central’s Roast Battle and Live From The Comedy Store, Fin Taylor, is off on tour with a brand new show. His finger’s still on the pulse, except now he doesn’t know whether that’s flirting or harassment.
Fin has quickly established himself as one of the most original voices on the comedy circuit, gaining a reputation for being a fiercely funny and uncompromising social commentator. Having dealt with the topics of race and politics in his last two critically acclaimed hit shows; he’s now getting stuck into the War of the Sexes.

‘A gutsy, ingenious and fearless truth-teller with the jokes to back up his attitude’ ★★★★ The Times
'A striking effort to embrace the complexity of gender politics' ★★★★ The Guardian
‘An invigoratingly good exploration of sexual politics’ ★★★★ The Independent
‘Phenomenal… Taylor is on top of both his game and the zeitgeist’ ★★★★ ½ Chortle
‘The most discussed, and critically lauded comedian of recent Edinburgh Fringes’ ★★★★ The Scotsman


www.showandtelluk.com | @FinTaylorComedy | @show_and_tell
Additional Credits
Fin is the creator and star of Comedy Central’s online hit series Fin Taylor Plays Bullshit Bingo and has performed on Live From The Comedy Store (Comedy Central).



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 22nd January 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 22nd January 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
With host Gareth Mutch and headliner Christopher MacArthur-Boyd .

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Burns Night Special

Wednesday 23rd January 2019


19:30


20:30



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Burns Night Special

Wednesday 23rd January 2019

Celebrate Burns Night in style with an evening of top comedy!
With JoJo Sutherland , Christopher MacArthur-Boyd , Christopher KC, Stephen Buchanan and host Ray Bradshaw .

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 24th January 2019


19:45


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 24th January 2019

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Andrew Ryan , Jim Smith , Elliot Steel , Rachel Jackson and host Chris Forbes .
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 25th January 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 25th January 2019

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Andrew Ryan , Jim Smith , Elliot Steel , Rachel Jackson and host Chris Forbes .
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 26th January 2019


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 26th January 2019

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With Andrew Ryan , Jim Smith , Elliot Steel , Rachel Jackson and host Chris Forbes .


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.15pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Soccer Fm Episode 100 Live

Sunday 27th January 2019


15:30


16:00



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Soccer Fm Episode 100 Live

Sunday 27th January 2019

Sorry Sold Out! If you would like to be added to a list for possible returns please email admin@thestand.co.uk

Join Stand up comedian Ray Bradshaw and Capital FM breakfast host Steven Mill as they host their 100thepisode of the hit Scottish football podcast Soccer FM Live at The Stand, Glasgow. Expect huge guests from the world of football, audience members complaining that they’ve not won crates of hooch yet, numerous mentions of Christian Nade and previous guests potentially making an appearance.
Facebook - @soccerfmpod
Twitter - @scotsoccerfm

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Burns Night Special

Sunday 27th January 2019


19:30


20:30



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Burns Night Special

Sunday 27th January 2019

Celebrate Burns Night in style with an evening of top comedy!
With David Kay , MC Hammersmith , Ray Bradshaw , Richard Brown and host Susan Morrison .

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Benefit in Aid of Amnesty International Glasgow West

Monday 28th January 2019


19:30


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Amnesty International Glasgow West

Monday 28th January 2019

Amnesty International is a movement of ordinary people across the world standing up for humanity and human rights. Our purpose is to protect individuals wherever justice, fairness, freedom and truth are denied.
Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy in support of this vital work.
With Gareth Waugh , Donald Alexander , Jamie Dalgleish , Liam Farrelly and hosted by Jay Lafferty
To ensure all ticket money goes directly to the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £7 or £5 concession payable cash at the door and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0141 212 3389

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Red Raw

Tuesday 29th January 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 29th January 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
With host Rossco McLelland and headliner Jamie MacDonald .


We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Spontaneous Potter

Wednesday 30th January 2019


19:30


20:30



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Spontaneous Potter

Wednesday 30th January 2019

Ladies and gentlemen, witches and wizards! Grab your wands, don your house robes, and apparate yourselves to The Stand. A very magical improv show awaits...
Spontaneous Potter is an entirely improvised Harry Potter comedy play, based on an audience suggestion of a fanfiction title. An entirely new Potter adventure is magically improvised on the spot - with live musical accompaniment!
Brought to you by the comedy improvisers behind the critically-acclaimed and award-winning "Spontaneous Sherlock".
'Unbeatably clever' ★★★★★ Edinburgh Guide
'Flawlessly executed improv comedy... pure, unadulterated hilarity' ★★★★★ EdFringeReview
'Side-splitting laughter across the entirety of the performance' ★★★★★ Three Weeks
Derek Award, Best PBH Show Edinburgh Fringe 2017 (Winners)
'Raucously funny... the highlight of the Fringe so far!' ★★★★ TV Bomb
'It’s no surprise that Spontaneous Sherlock has punters lining up along the pavement... if you're a fan of Sherlock, you must see this show' ★★★★ Broadway Baby
'Spontaneous Sherlock is an infectiously riotous whirlwind of a show... orders of magnitude better than Benedict Cumberbatch' ★★★★ EdFringeReview
'Professional quality improv done so, so right... certainly an event which lives up to its own hype' ★★★★ Edinburgh49














Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 31st January 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 31st January 2019

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Dave Johns , Silky , Julia Sutherland , Liam Farrelly and host Bruce Devlin .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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