What's On in Newcastle in September


Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 1st September 2019


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20:30



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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 1st September 2019

The panel show based on the movies
Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies
Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed and Hal Branson .
It's the best panel show about films that isn't really about films out there

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Faking The News

Monday 2nd September 2019


19:00


20:30



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Faking The News

Monday 2nd September 2019

Fed up with the government? Fed up with the establishment? Fed up with what gets passed off as modern entertainment?
Then come be lifted by Faking The News. The satirical comedy panel show that tears into the great and so called good. Trump, Brexit, Royals, Kanye West is an idiot...We've got it all covered
Come and be enlightened or remain a member of the bewildered herd.

NB This show is not aimed at fans of Geordie Shore. We know you're better than that.



Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Bright Club

Tuesday 3rd September 2019


19:00


20:30



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Bright Club

Tuesday 3rd September 2019

Bright Club Newcastle is the thinking person's stand up night, blending comedy, music, new writing, research and, performance, into a smorgasbord of delights.
Locally sourced Academics from the North East take to the stage performing comic routines centred around their research. Funny and fascinating in equal measure, Bright Club offers a night out unlike any other.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Wednesday 4th September 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 4th September 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 8th September 2019


12:00


12:30



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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 8th September 2019

Kids, do you like watching idiots making fools of themselves?
Parents, sick of the kids staring at screens all day but can't really be bothered to entertain them yourself?
Well, why not come the Kid's Comedy Club? There's loads of daft stuff going on, there are always a selection of the finest comedians around doing jokes without swears, sometimes there is magic, sometimes improv, sometimes impressions but it is NEVER boring. This show is suitable for children and adults of all ages, (well maybe not babies or really, grumpy old folk). Best suited for 8 to 12 year olds.
Tickets £4 per person.
Duration: 90minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 8th September 2019


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20:30



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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 8th September 2019

Seymour Mace makes it up as he goes along. Come and join Seymour and any of his mates he can con into working for nothing as they make stuff up on the spot relying only on the fact that they're funny.
It could turn out to be anything from a regular stand up night to an impromptu scripted performance of the film 'Zulu Dawn'.
So; y'know, you should come down, or not, whatever you like really, I'm not trying to twist your arm but, if you fancy it it'd be nice to see you.
There, I said it. Happy now?

Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 10.10pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Good Grief

Monday 9th September 2019


19:00


20:30



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Good Grief

Monday 9th September 2019

Dear Sir/Madam
Good Grief is here! Join us for an evening of comedy from emerging talent and our closest comedy affiliate. We take our comedy fresh and tasty so we're keeping the doors low and the quality high. Expect some stellar acts to drop into the North East for this. Four top acts, one experienced compere and a cracking headliner for 3 diddly squid - lovely stuff!
Yours with a ton of love and really properly decent hand shake.
Good Grief

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

#StandUpScran
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 11th September 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 11th September 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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DONALD TRUMPS

Tuesday 17th September 2019


19:00


20:30



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DONALD TRUMPS

Tuesday 17th September 2019

A battle of wits and sibling rivalry between legendary* Viz creators Chris and Simon Donald . ‘The knob joke Gallaghers of Tyneside’... on stage together for the first time ever*.
'It’ll be like lighting a f***ing fart' Melvyn Bragg
* Legendary status may have settled in transit. ** First time ever since the last time.

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 18th September 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 18th September 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 19th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Suggestibles

Thursday 19th September 2019

You supply the Suggestions. They supply the laughs!
If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’ll LOVE the Suggestibles’ two-hour improv comedy joyride! Their show is a speeding rollercoaster of improv games, skits, sketches and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. The team is boldly theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious.
The whole night is based on audience suggestions, so come armed with ideas as their favourite suggestion of the night wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand. The Suggestibles play here the third Thursday of every month (December varies).
Off-the-cuff, off-the-wall and every show a one-off.

‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack

Find more on the Suggestibles at thesuggestibles.com and on Facebook and Twitter
NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.


Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 24th September 2019


19:00


20:30



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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 24th September 2019

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show.
Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end.
With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends.
Howay the lads (and lasses)!

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 25th September 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 25th September 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 29th September 2019


12:00


12:30



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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 29th September 2019

Lee Kyle , the regular host of our kids show, brings a family show where anything can happen.
I mean, within reason, he's not going to split an atom or anything.
The show will be different each month, sometimes it'll be a game show, sometimes a quiz, sometimes improv, sometimes a chat show. Sometimes there will be guests, sometimes there won't. Maybe it'll be a musical one month! Sometimes, Lee won't even be there and there'll be someone else doing the show instead - but they'll be awesome too!
No matter what, it's going to be brilliant man. Come along, don't be a square.
Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5's and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.

Duration: 90minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Tony Jameson - Idealist

Sunday 29th September 2019


19:00


20:30



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Tony Jameson - Idealist

Sunday 29th September 2019

Idealist (noun) - A person who is guided by ideals rather than by practical considerations.
As the world is slowly starting to fall apart, Tony Jameson has taken it upon himself to try to fix it. Brexit, harassment, body-shaming, the impending apocalypse, social mobility, ITV. These are just some of the issues discussed in Tony’s brand new show.
Join one of the North Easts most natural storytellers who’s often described as 'like hanging out with one of your mates'.
Tony is refreshingly honest in tackling everyday subjects, as well as some slightly more thought-provoking ideas, as he searches for an idealist lifestyle.
‘Wonderful, terrific, life-affirming stuff’ Skinny
‘Painfully funny’ List
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 9.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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