Newcastle
Sunday 2 March 2025
Tickets
Please note, unless otherwise stated, all of our performances are strictly over 18s only
‘One of the most gifted joke writers of our age’ ★★★★ (Chortle), the Live At The Apollo star returns with a brand new tour.
The only light, the white screen of a challenging email Celya was drafting. The only sound, the tap-tap-tap of the keyboard. This was, without a doubt, “rock bottom”. Also contains hot takes on judges, toothpaste and the sexiest thing anyone can do on a date.
Following multiple sell-out tours and barnstorming appearances at JFL Montreal and Melbourne ICF, Celya is back to tackle the big three: beauty, money and the void, in her most personal show yet.
‘She has claimed her crown and her mastery over the stand up art form’ ★★★★★ (Pepper and Salt).
‘Her quips are slick, her one liners razor sharp, and her caustic wit and pithy anecdotes dazzle the mind’ ★★★★ (Entertainment Now).
‘The gags are plentiful and worth all your pence’ ★★★★ (The Comics Comic).
'A comic shooting to fame' ★★★★ (List).
★★★★ (Scotsman).
'The UK's Parisian comedy star is making waves' (Guardian).
'One of the most striking acts around, combining magnetic stage presence with punchy material' (Evening Standard).
As seen/heard on BBC, Comedy Central, The Guilty Feminist and Off Menu; support for Maria Bamford and St. Vincent.
The Stand Comedy Club Newcastle
31 High Bridge, Newcastle, NE1 1EW
0191 232 0707