NEWCASTLE | 2 MARCH 2025 | DOORS 7.30PM SHOW 8.30PM | TICKETS £16/14 HERE
GLASGOW | 12 FEB 2025 | DOORS 7.30PM SHOW 8.30PM | TICKETS £16/14 HERE

‘One of the most gifted joke writers of our age’ ★★★★ (Chortle), the Live At The Apollo star returns with a brand new tour.

The only light, the white screen of a challenging email Celya was drafting. The only sound, the tap-tap-tap of the keyboard. This was, without a doubt, “rock bottom”. Also contains hot takes on judges, toothpaste and the sexiest thing anyone can do on a date.  

Following multiple sell-out tours and barnstorming appearances at JFL Montreal and Melbourne ICF, Celya is back to tackle the big three: beauty, money and the void, in her most personal show yet.

‘She has claimed her crown and her mastery over the stand up art form’ ★★★★★ (Pepper and Salt).

‘Her quips are slick, her one liners razor sharp, and her caustic wit and pithy anecdotes dazzle the mind’ ★★★★ (Entertainment Now).

‘The gags are plentiful and worth all your pence’ ★★★★ (The Comics Comic).

'A comic shooting to fame' ★★★★ (List).

★★★★ (Scotsman).

'The UK's Parisian comedy star is making waves' (Guardian).

'One of the most striking acts around, combining magnetic stage presence with punchy material' (Evening Standard). 

As seen/heard on BBC, Comedy Central, The Guilty Feminist and Off Menu; support for Maria Bamford and St. Vincent.