What's On in Newcastle in October


Sindhu Vee: Sandhog

Tuesday 1st October 2019


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20:30



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Sindhu Vee: Sandhog

Tuesday 1st October 2019

UK tour due to popular demand with her critically acclaimed show, Sandhog.
Loving your children, spouse and ageing parents (in that order, please don’t tell my mother) is very hard work, very intense and a lot of the time it sucks.
But who wants to live without love?
Highly anticipated debut from the host of BBCR4’s Comedy of the Week podcast.
As seen on QI - BBC2, Have I Got News for You - BBC1 and Alan Davies As Yet Untitled - Dave, and heard on Guilty Feminist podcast.
'one of the finest hours of stand-up I've ever witnessed' I Talk Telly
'Acerbic perspective and unapologetic delivery of less politically correct home truths' List
★★★★★ I Talk Telly
★★★★ One4Review
★★★★ Fringe Biscuit
★★★★ Fest
★★★★ Times
★★★★ Fest Mag

Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 10.10pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 2nd October 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 2nd October 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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SUSIE MCCABE: BORN BELIEVER

Thursday 3rd October 2019


19:00


20:30



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SUSIE MCCABE: BORN BELIEVER

Thursday 3rd October 2019

The fastest-selling act at Glasgow International Comedy Festival three years running is back with a brand-new show!
In her 40th year, Susie has decided to leave cynicism behind to be an all-new positive Susie (optimistic at best, positive at pushing it).
Join the former 'Scottish Headliner of the Year' and Glasgow favourite for what will no doubt be another barnstormer of a show.
'A genuine stand-up, highly recommended.' Kevin Bridges
'The ever-reliable Susie McCabe delivers plenty of chuckles.' Scotsman

Duration: 110minutes | Show ends: 10.20pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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PAUL FOOT: IMAGE CONSCIOUS

Friday 4th October 2019


20:00


21:00



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PAUL FOOT: IMAGE CONSCIOUS

Friday 4th October 2019

Greetings. I am one of the world’s comedians and I’m here to tell ye about my show. Have you ever considered the unique predicament of the soft-shell crab? Well I have. That animal is absolutely ridiculous. What about the many, MANY problems that occur when organising a suburban orgy? The catering, for example. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, which incidentally is a terrible type of lettuce.
‘Sublime, original and brilliant’ Independent
‘A deranged genius’ Sydney Morning Herald
‘A Sheer tour de farce’ EdFest Mag
Paul is a BBC New Comedy Award and Daily Telegraph Open Mike winner, has been nominated twice for a Barry at The Melbourne International Comedy Festival and was voted Best of The Fest and Best International Act at the 2013 Sydney and Perth Comedy Festivals respectively.
Recent TV and radio appearances include "The Infinite Monkey Cage" (BBC Radio 4), “Never Mind The Buzzcocks” (BBC2), "Would I Lie To You" (BBC 1), "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" (Channel 4), "The Morning After" (NBC), "8 Out of 10 Cats" (Channel 4), "Set List" (Sky Atlantic), "Christmas Pub Quiz" (ABC Australia), "The Alternative Comedy Experience" (Comedy Central), "Spicks 'n Specks" (ABC Australia) "Melbourne Festival Gala" and "The Great Debate" (Channel 10 Australia),”Funny As Hell” (HBO Canada).
In the USA Paul was a finalist on Series 6 of NBC's “Last Comic Standing”.

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Nick Helm

Saturday 5th October 2019


20:00


21:00



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Nick Helm

Saturday 5th October 2019

Resurrected from the ashes, come and witness two time Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee and International Treasure In Waiting shaking his ass, singing songs and righting wrongs. You don’t deserve this...
'The man is brutal, but by AC/DC he's talented with it.' ★★★★★ The Latest
‘Pretty f*cking amazing. A true comedy daredevil’ ★★★★ Time Out

Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 10.40pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Jayde Adams' - The Ballad of Kylie Jenner's Old Face

Sunday 6th October 2019


17:30


18:30



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Jayde Adams' - The Ballad of Kylie Jenner's Old Face

Sunday 6th October 2019

In 2019 if you want to be a 'successful independent woman person' you better have something you want to say and you better be wearing a Serious Black Jumper™.
In her SBJ™ Jayde will rifle through all the noise and self-promotion and figure out what's actually going on.
'Britain’s Funniest Woman comic' Daily Mail has put the sequins and showbiz in a box (for now), 'She’s a star.' said The Guardian after last years extravaganza - but if you want to be a successful woman in 2019 - it’s time to get serious.
If pop stars, razors and even sausage rolls can attach themselves to important movements to sell themselves why can’t Jayde Adams?
'She’s a star' Guardian
'Glamour, glitter and a deconstruction of modern feminism? Now that’s divine.' Fest Mag
'There’s little doubt that Adams is anything but stardom bound.' Evening Standard
'A naturally comic storyteller. She's hilarious.' Alice Jones, I Paper
'A poised performer with a wealth of potential. Jayde is anything but jaded.’ Chortle

Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 7.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 6th October 2019


20:00


20:30



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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 6th October 2019

The panel show based on the movies
Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies
Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed and Hal Branson .
It's the best panel show about films that isn't really about films out there
Please note - there's a limited number of members tickets available for this show, but if you're a Stand Together member who didn't book in time, email admin@thestand.co.uk and we can offer you a discount
Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 6.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Andy Zaltzman: The Bugle Live

Tuesday 8th October 2019


19:00


20:30



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Andy Zaltzman: The Bugle Live

Tuesday 8th October 2019

A live performance of the global smash-hit podcast The Bugle.
Hosted by Andy Zaltzman (with John Oliver from 2007 until 2015, and with a cast of guest co-hosts since its 2016 relaunch), The Bugle is one of this universe’s leading topical podcasts.
The show will feature Andy, live guests, people on screens, freshly-hewn satire, lies, puns & high-grade bullshit.
10 Years Podcasting ● 600+ Episodes ● 150m+ Global Downloads
Special guests to be confirmed
Duration: 90minutes | Show ends: 10pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 9th October 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 9th October 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Ed Gamble: Blizzard

Thursday 10th October 2019


19:00


20:30



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Ed Gamble: Blizzard

Thursday 10th October 2019

After a sellout national tour in Spring 2019, Ed Gamble’s tour has been extended.
Live at The Apollo (BBC2) Off of Mock the Week (BBC2), The Russell Howard Hour (Sky), Royal Variety (ITV) Comedy Central at the Comedy Store (Comedy Central), Hypothetical (Dave), Drunk History (Comedy Central), The Apprentice You’re Fired (BBC2), Man Down (Channel 4), Conan (TBS) and a short film he can’t remember the name of where he killed a man from The Bill (ITV) with a spade.
Co-host of the hugely successful Off Menu podcast, with James Acaster which has reached no.1 in the iTunes charts.
'…this is a super show from a comic who may be about to become more of a force in the game.' Chortle on Ed Gamble’s Mammoth, 2017
Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Richard Herring: RHLSTP

Friday 11th October 2019


18:00


19:00



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Richard Herring: RHLSTP

Friday 11th October 2019

Richard Herring’s interview podcast is usually recorded in London’s glittering West End at the Leicester Square Theatre, but now it’s going on the road.
Join the “Podfather" Guardian and "King of the Internet" Time Out as he chats chats with hilarious star guests in a theatre near you.
Previous guests include Stephen Fry, Dawn French, Sarah Millican, Steve Coogan and Bob Mortimer.
You can listen to all the 200+ previous episodes on Acast and iTunes. But it’s much more fun to see it live and hear all the bits that are too libellous and controversial to podcast.
Winner of Bronze Award for Best Comedy at the 2013 Sony Radio Academy Awards and the Chortle Internet Award 2012, 2013, 2014 and 2018.
‘Jonathan Ross has a funny voice. And yes, Parky has a wise, crinkly face. But, for us, Richard Herring’s comedian-on-comedian chat action takes the crown... It's made us laugh more than anything else on the internet.’ Time Out
‘Alternately very silly and oddly revealing’ Guardian
Part of The Newcastle Alternative Festival.
Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 8pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Richard Herring: RHLSTP

Friday 11th October 2019


20:30


21:30



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Richard Herring: RHLSTP

Friday 11th October 2019

Richard Herring’s interview podcast is usually recorded in London’s glittering West End at the Leicester Square Theatre, but now it’s going on the road.
Join the “Podfather" Guardian and "King of the Internet" Time Out as he chats chats with hilarious star guests in a theatre near you.
Previous guests include Stephen Fry, Dawn French, Sarah Millican, Steve Coogan and Bob Mortimer.
You can listen to all the 200+ previous episodes on Acast and iTunes. But it’s much more fun to see it live and hear all the bits that are too libellous and controversial to podcast.
Winner of Bronze Award for Best Comedy at the 2013 Sony Radio Academy Awards and the Chortle Internet Award 2012, 2013, 2014 and 2018.
‘Jonathan Ross has a funny voice. And yes, Parky has a wise, crinkly face. But, for us, Richard Herring’s comedian-on-comedian chat action takes the crown... It's made us laugh more than anything else on the internet.’ Time Out
‘Alternately very silly and oddly revealing’ Guardian
Part of The Newcastle Alternative Festival.
Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thinking Drinkers - Heroes of Hooch

Saturday 12th October 2019


17:00


18:30



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The Thinking Drinkers - Heroes of Hooch

Saturday 12th October 2019

The Thinking Drinkers return with a BRAND-NEW SHOW, a hilarious and intoxicating look at history’s greatest drinkers.
Enjoy five free drinks as the award-winning experts reveal how alcohol has inspired pioneering explorers, politicians and painters in equal measure, from Plato and Picasso, to Nelson, Napoleon and Norm from Cheers.
You'll learn a lot, laugh a lot and, don't forget, you get five free drinks.
'Pioneers of alcohol based comedy' Sunday Times
'A terrific show. The best value for money in town' **** Scotsman
'Hugely funny, genuinely fascinating' **** Edinburgh Evening News
Part of The Newcastle Alternative Festival.
Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 7.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Fern Brady: Power and Chaos

Saturday 12th October 2019


20:00


21:00



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Fern Brady: Power and Chaos

Saturday 12th October 2019

As seen on Live from the BBC, Live from the Comedy Store, The Russell Howard Hour, and Live at the Apollo Fern is one of the UK’s hottest comedy stars. Known for being totally unique and completely fearless her new show will tackle sexuality, feminism, power, Brexit, Britishness, Scottishness and nationality all with her caustic wit, exceptional writing and electric stage craft. Fern is embarking on her biggest tour to date with the show debuting in Australia before heading out across the UK and Europe.
Featured in Vogue as one of the Top 5 Female Comedians as well as the Telegraphs top 5 young comedians to watch, Fern’s career has gone stratospheric in the last 18months. She’s had viral success with her BBC Life Lessons, stormed the Australian comedy scene and supported Frankie Boyle and Katherine Ryan on Tour.
'An astounding hour' ***** List
'Tough-talking and packed with don’t-give-a-shit honesty. It finds the right balance between sincerity and side-splitting anecdotes…. I was crying with laughter.' ***** Skinny
**** Fest Mag
Twitter @fernbrady
Instagram @fernfrombathgate
Website www.fernbrady.com
Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 10.40pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 13th October 2019


12:00


12:30



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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 13th October 2019

Kids, do you like watching idiots making fools of themselves?
Parents, sick of the kids staring at screens all day but can't really be bothered to entertain them yourself?
Well, why not come the Kid's Comedy Club? There's loads of daft stuff going on, there are always a selection of the finest comedians around doing jokes without swears, sometimes there is magic, sometimes improv, sometimes impressions but it is NEVER boring. This show is suitable for children and adults of all ages, (well maybe not babies or really, grumpy old folk). Best suited for 8 to 12 year olds.
Tickets £4 per person.
Duration: 90minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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ABIGOLIAH SCHAMAUN: DO YOU KNOW WHO I THINK I AM?!

Sunday 13th October 2019


17:30


18:30



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ABIGOLIAH SCHAMAUN: DO YOU KNOW WHO I THINK I AM?!

Sunday 13th October 2019

She's a myriad of paradoxes.
A hardcore yoga bunny with surprisingly squishy thighs.
A boring heteronormative disguised as a luscious lady lover.
She grew up in the conservative Midwest of America to become an unabashedly liberal UK-based comic.
Nothing is what it seems. Especially Abigoliah Schamaun .
Join the critically acclaimed stand-up as she takes to the road for her debut nationwide tour, on the back of a sell out Edinburgh Festival season and appearances on the top rated The Guilty Feminist and Global Pillage podcasts.
‘Damningly perceptive and very funny… she has a tightrope-treading ability the match of anything by Chris Rock or Bill Burr’ Scotsman
'Confident and brilliantly funny with a knack for a turn of phrase that turns the simplest comment into a solid laugh' **** Broadway Baby

Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 7.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Seymour Mace Is My Name Climb Up My Nose and Sit In My Brain

Sunday 13th October 2019


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Seymour Mace Is My Name Climb Up My Nose and Sit In My Brain

Sunday 13th October 2019

Join me inside my own head for an all singing all dancing exploration of my fucked up brain.
I'm going in sane will I come out insane?
All I know is it'll be proper funny alternative comedy not some mediocre bag of shite mainstream middle class virtue signalling pile of wank... anyway, come, don't come, I'm passed caring.
'As if the conjoined souls of Vic and Bob have been poured into the body of a tattooed Eric Morecambe' **** Scotsman
***** Times
***** One4review

Duration: 90minutes | Show ends: 10pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Scummy Mummies Show

Monday 14th October 2019


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The Scummy Mummies Show

Monday 14th October 2019

Join comedians Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn as they celebrate the scummier side of parenting, from drinking wine at teatime to hiding from the PTA. Expect stand-up, sketches, songs, and some very scummy stories. Guaranteed to make parents laugh and non-parents happy about their life choices.
Based on the hit Scummy Mummies podcast and best-selling book. As seen in The Sunday Times and heard on Radio 4.
'Likeably straight-talking' Telegraph
'Very funny' Guardian
'Hilarious' Broadway Baby
Instagram @scummymummies
Twitter @scummymummies
Facebook @scummymummiespodcast


Duration: 110minutes | Show ends: 10.20pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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DONALD TRUMPS

Tuesday 15th October 2019


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DONALD TRUMPS

Tuesday 15th October 2019

A battle of wits and sibling rivalry between legendary* Viz creators Chris and Simon Donald . ‘The knob joke Gallaghers of Tyneside’... on stage together for the first time ever*.
'It’ll be like lighting a f***ing fart' Melvyn Bragg
* Legendary status may have settled in transit. ** First time ever since the last time.

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 16th October 2019


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Red Raw

Wednesday 16th October 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 17th October 2019


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 17th October 2019

You supply the Suggestions. They supply the laughs!
If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’ll LOVE the Suggestibles’ two-hour improv comedy joyride! Their show is a speeding rollercoaster of improv games, skits, sketches and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. The team is boldly theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious.
The whole night is based on audience suggestions, so come armed with ideas as their favourite suggestion of the night wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand. The Suggestibles play here the third Thursday of every month (December varies).
Off-the-cuff, off-the-wall and every show a one-off.

‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack

Find more on the Suggestibles at thesuggestibles.com and on Facebook and Twitter
NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.


Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Vikki Stone - Songbird

Friday 18th October 2019


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Vikki Stone - Songbird

Friday 18th October 2019

Multi award-winning comedian and musician Vikki Stone 'Musical genuis' Absolute Radio returns with an all new show of her trademark comedy songs and stand up. As seen and heard on BBC Radio 4's The Now Show, BBC One's John Bishop Show and the BBC Proms Podcast.
'The lovechild of Victoria Wood and Tim Minchin' Scotsman
Best New Show Nominee Leicester Comedy Festival 2019
★ ★ ★ ★ Scotsman
★ ★ ★ ★ Three Weeks
★ ★ ★ ★ Sunday Herald
★ ★ ★ ★ Broadway Baby

Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 7.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Best Of Northern

Friday 18th October 2019


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Best Of Northern

Friday 18th October 2019

Exactly what it says on the tin! Five of the best Northern comics on one amazing bill!
Jonny Pelham , Sammy Dobson , Joby Mageean , Louise Young and host Matt Reed .

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Ashley Storrie - Hysterical

Saturday 19th October 2019


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Ashley Storrie - Hysterical

Saturday 19th October 2019

Star of BBC Scotland's Up For It! and BBC Radio Scotland, Ashley Storrie returns with a raw and hysterical show about mental health and the ways she uses humour to overcome her pain.
'A perfect hour of comedy… relentlessly funny' BroadwayWorld
'Ashley Storrie’s forthrightness is a tonic and should be mandatory viewing.’ List
***** Broadway World
***** One4Review.com
***** Diva Magazine
**** Sunday Mail
**** List
**** Fest
**** Broadway Baby
**** Wee Review
Best of Edinburgh 2018 – Sunday Times
Best of The Festival 2018 – Times
Best of The Free Fringe 2018 – List

Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 7.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Best Of Northern

Saturday 19th October 2019


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Best Of Northern

Saturday 19th October 2019


Exactly what it says on the tin! Five of the best Northern comics on one amazing bill!
Jonny Pelham , Sammy Dobson , Joby Mageean , Louise Young and host Matt Reed .

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Rachel Fairburn & Kiri Pritchard-McLean - All Killa no Filla - Live!

Sunday 20th October 2019


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Rachel Fairburn & Kiri Pritchard-McLean - All Killa no Filla - Live!

Sunday 20th October 2019

Join comedians Rachel Fairburn and Kiri Pritchard-McLean as they explore a shared passion, serial killers.
In this live version of the hugely popular podcast the pair will talk all things murder and macabre while having a right laugh doing it.
Recent shows have sold out so book your tickets now.
You weirdos.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 4pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Jonny Pelham: Off Limits

Sunday 20th October 2019


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Jonny Pelham: Off Limits

Sunday 20th October 2019

Jonny has something to say that’s usually off-limits for dating, family gatherings, hanging out with mates and most social situations really…
So what better place to talk about it than in a comedy show with a bunch of strangers?
Off Limits is a personal, provocative and hilarious hour that should not be missed.
**** Sunday Times
**** Mirror
**** Scotsman
'The laughs are explosive' **** Chortle
'His storytelling has them all entranced for an hour' **** Skinny
As seen on Russell Howards Stand-up Central and Live From the BBC.

Part of The Newcastle Alternative Festival.
Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 7.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Dave Johns Live

Tuesday 22nd October 2019


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Dave Johns Live

Tuesday 22nd October 2019

Dave Johns has been a stand up comedian for nearly three decades, although he is probably best known for his critically acclaimed breakthrough performance in Ken Loach's BAFTA winning film 'I, Daniel Blake' and the feel-good comedy film of 2019 'Fishermens Friends'.
Dave is also one of the UKs best-loved and respected comics
This October he brings his latest brand of stand-up to The Stand.
'Generates hilarious and infectious laughter. A delight to watch in an intimate setting, like someone telling you a joke over the kitchen table' **** I Newspaper
'Hilarious' Guardian

Duration: 70minutes | Show ends: 9.10pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 23rd October 2019


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Red Raw

Wednesday 23rd October 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Geoff Norcott - Taking Liberties

Friday 25th October 2019


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Geoff Norcott - Taking Liberties

Friday 25th October 2019

Live Nation in association with Troika Presents:
Geoff Norcott’s unique brand of provocative stand-up is hitting the road again with ‘Taking Liberties’. Whatever the contentious subject – he’ll be honest and blunt without being a dick. Mostly. As seen on The Mash Report, Live at the Apollo and Mock the Week.
Geoff has also appeared frequently on Question Time and can be regularly seen putting the cat amongst the pigeons on UK political debate shows. You may have also heard him on his own Radio 4 comedy special or popping up on The Now Show.
He’s written for shows ranging from Have I Got News For You and C4’s Alternative Election to Judge Romesh, Roast Battle and JFL’s Katherine Ryan Stand up show.
Geoff won an operational medal for his five tours performing to British troops in Afghanistan.
‘He’s a class act with a mature, sharp take on modern politics’ Sunday Times
‘A right laugh’ Guardian
‘Happily, he is very funny’ Telegraph
Twitter @GeoffNorcott
Facebook Geoffnorcottcomedy
geoffnorcott.co.uk
Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 7.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Mark Watson: The Infinite Show

Saturday 26th October 2019


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Mark Watson: The Infinite Show

Saturday 26th October 2019

Cluster-bombed with yoghurt on 'Taskmaster', half-killed on 'Bear Grylls' Celebrity Island', Watson returns to what he's best at: being indoors.
Inspired by the mostly alarming state of the world his children are growing up in, and a genuine, urgent desire to do something about it, this show is about empathy.
99 percent of the world's population is made up of other people: why can't we understand them?
As scrawny and impassioned as ever, one of the UK's most beloved and thinnest acts offers some suggestions, with his usual notoriously high joke-and-rant-per-minute rate.
'He sparkles with originality and verve' Chortle
'A kind of unstoppably funny Superhero' Sunday Times
'Hugely entertaining, craftsmanlike, remarkable' Telegraph



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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Louise Young & Anja Atkinson

Sunday 27th October 2019


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Louise Young & Anja Atkinson

Sunday 27th October 2019

Rising stars Louise Young and Anja Atkinson bring you their Edinburgh Fringe show. Regulars at The Stand Comedy Club, Newcastle these fiery lasses shouldn't be missed.
As heard on BBC Newcastle, Louise Young is becoming known for her adept social commentary and plentiful gag rate. Branded ‘dynamite’ by Punch Drunk Comedy, the Funny Women New Stage Award Finalist (2017) is joined by Anja Atkinson, who is garnering attention for her relentless, caustic wit. Billed as ‘an exciting talent and one to watch’ (Carl Hutchinson) & Mr Shindigs New Act of the Year.

Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 6.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Noise Next Door - Remix

Monday 28th October 2019


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The Noise Next Door - Remix

Monday 28th October 2019

The boys are back and mixing things up with a brand spanking new show that will split sides, blow minds, and drop jaws. The undisputed masters of off-the-cuff comedy will transform audience suggestions into ferociously funny scenes and songs in the blink of an eye with a perfect blend of ludicrous characters, witty one-liners, and explosive physicality. ‘Remix’ will see the chaotic quartet change the game with their most creative, cutting edge and hilarious show yet.
Eleven time sell-out veterans of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and one of the country’s most sought after comedy club headliners, The Noise Next Door leave audiences everywhere in awe of their lightning-quick wit and totally original comedic talents. They have appeared on BBC One, BBC Three, ITV1, BBC Radio 1 and BBC Radio 4, and have performed alongside the likes of Michael McIntyre, Al Murray, and Harry Hill.
Unstoppably funny and uniquely talented, The Noise Next Door are the next big thing in British comedy.
‘Comedy Gold’ Guardian
‘Immaculately well executed’ Times
‘Hilarious… a superior kind of chaos’ Daily Telegraph
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Duration: 140minutes | Show ends: 10.50pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Benefit in Aid of Stroke North East

Tuesday 29th October 2019


19:00


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Stroke North East

Tuesday 29th October 2019

Stroke North East provides a social rehabilitation service to local stroke survivors through days out and activities designed for and by our service users.
Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy to support their work.
With 5 fantastic acts TBA
To ensure the maximum donation goes directly to the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £8 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 30th October 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 30th October 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 31st October 2019


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 31st October 2019

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at £8 less.
With Gary Little , Paul McCaffrey , Simon Donald and host Hal Branson .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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