What's On in Newcastle in October


Red Raw

Wednesday 2nd October 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 2nd October 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 6th October 2019


16:00


16:50



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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 6th October 2019

The panel show based on the movies
Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies
Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed and Hal Branson .
It's the best panel show about films that isn't really about films out there

Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 6.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Wednesday 9th October 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 9th October 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 13th October 2019


12:00


12:30



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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 13th October 2019

Kids, do you like watching idiots making fools of themselves?
Parents, sick of the kids staring at screens all day but can't really be bothered to entertain them yourself?
Well, why not come the Kid's Comedy Club? There's loads of daft stuff going on, there are always a selection of the finest comedians around doing jokes without swears, sometimes there is magic, sometimes improv, sometimes impressions but it is NEVER boring. This show is suitable for children and adults of all ages, (well maybe not babies or really, grumpy old folk). Best suited for 8 to 12 year olds.
Tickets £4 per person.
Duration: 90minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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DONALD TRUMPS

Tuesday 15th October 2019


19:00


20:30



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DONALD TRUMPS

Tuesday 15th October 2019

A battle of wits and sibling rivalry between legendary* Viz creators Chris and Simon Donald . ‘The knob joke Gallaghers of Tyneside’... on stage together for the first time ever*.
'It’ll be like lighting a f***ing fart' Melvyn Bragg
* Legendary status may have settled in transit. ** First time ever since the last time.

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 16th October 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 16th October 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 17th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Suggestibles

Thursday 17th October 2019

You supply the Suggestions. They supply the laughs!
If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’ll LOVE the Suggestibles’ two-hour improv comedy joyride! Their show is a speeding rollercoaster of improv games, skits, sketches and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. The team is boldly theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious.
The whole night is based on audience suggestions, so come armed with ideas as their favourite suggestion of the night wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand. The Suggestibles play here the third Thursday of every month (December varies).
Off-the-cuff, off-the-wall and every show a one-off.

‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack

Find more on the Suggestibles at thesuggestibles.com and on Facebook and Twitter
NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.


Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 23rd October 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 23rd October 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Mark Watson: The Infinite Show

Saturday 26th October 2019


20:00


21:00



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Mark Watson: The Infinite Show

Saturday 26th October 2019

Cluster-bombed with yoghurt on 'Taskmaster', half-killed on 'Bear Grylls' Celebrity Island', Watson returns to what he's best at: being indoors.
Inspired by the mostly alarming state of the world his children are growing up in, and a genuine, urgent desire to do something about it, this show is about empathy.
99 percent of the world's population is made up of other people: why can't we understand them?
As scrawny and impassioned as ever, one of the UK's most beloved and thinnest acts offers some suggestions, with his usual notoriously high joke-and-rant-per-minute rate.
'He sparkles with originality and verve' Chortle
'A kind of unstoppably funny Superhero' Sunday Times
'Hugely entertaining, craftsmanlike, remarkable' Telegraph



markwatsonthecomedian.com
facebook.com/mark-watson
@Watsoncomedian











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 30th October 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 30th October 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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