What's On in Newcastle in November


The Thursday Show

Thursday 1st November 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 1st November 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Mike Wilmot , Brennan Reece , Catherine Bohart and host Matt Reed .


Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Friday Show

Friday 2nd November 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 2nd November 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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With Mike Wilmot , Brennan Reece , Catherine Bohart and host Matt Reed .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 3rd November 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 3rd November 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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With Mike Wilmot , Brennan Reece , Catherine Bohart and host Matt Reed .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 4th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 4th November 2018

The panel show based on the movies
Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies
Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed and Hal Branson .
It's the best panel show about films that isn't really about films out there











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Faking The News

Monday 5th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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Faking The News

Monday 5th November 2018

Fed up with the government? Fed up with the establishment? Fed up with what gets passed off as modern entertainment?
Then come be lifted by Faking The News. The satirical comedy panel show that tears into the great and so called good. Trump, Brexit, Royals, Kanye West is an idiot...We've got it all covered
Come and be enlightened or remain a member of the bewildered herd. NB This show is not aimed at fans of Geordie Shore. We know you're better than that.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Bright Club

Tuesday 6th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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Bright Club

Tuesday 6th November 2018

Bright Club Newcastle is the thinking person's stand up night, blending comedy, music, new writing, research and, performance, into a smorgasbord of delights. Locally sourced Academics from the North East take to the stage performing comic routines centred around their research. Funny and fascinating in equal measure, Bright Club offers a night out unlike any other.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Wednesday 7th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 7th November 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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With headliner Peter Brush .








Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 8th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 8th November 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Keir McAllister , Steffen Peddie , Peter Brush , Neil Harris and host Mandy Knight .


Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Friday Show

Friday 9th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 9th November 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Keir McAllister , Steffen Peddie , Peter Brush , Neil Harris and host Mandy Knight .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 10th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 10th November 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Keir McAllister , Steffen Peddie , Peter Brush , Neil Harris and host Mandy Knight .

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 11th November 2018


12:00


12:30



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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 11th November 2018

Kids, do you like watching idiots making fools of themselves?
Parents, sick of the kids staring at screens all day but can't really be bothered to entertain them yourself?
Well, why not come the Kid's Comedy Club? There's loads of daft stuff going on, there are always a selection of the finest comedians around doing jokes without swears, sometimes there is magic, sometimes improv, sometimes impressions but it is NEVER boring. This show is suitable for children and adults of all ages, (well maybe not babies or really, grumpy old folk). Best suited for 8 to 12 year olds.
Tickets £4 per person.
Approx. running time 1hr 30 mins
Food...
You can also purchase meals from the kids menu only £4.50 which we’ll bring to you during the interval - we will keep it healthy, kid friendly and of course we can cater for the fussiest of eaters!
Fancy a Sunday Roast? Why nor book a table in our Bistro upstairs for after the show? We also do Kids Sunday Lunches for only £5!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Looking for some more kids shows
11 Nov - Kids Comedy Club
25 Nov - Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall
9 Dec - Kids Comedy Club

Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
17 Dec 1pm
18 Dec 1pm
19 Dec 1pm
20 Dec 1pm
21 Dec 1pm
22 Dec 1pm & 4pm
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm







Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 11th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 11th November 2018

Seymour Mace makes it up as he goes along. Come and join Seymour and any of his mates he can con into working for nothing as they make stuff up on the spot relying only on the fact that they're funny.
It could turn out to be anything from a regular stand up night to an impromptu scripted performance of the film 'Zulu Dawn'.
So; y'know, you should come down, or not, whatever you like really, I'm not trying to twist your arm but, if you fancy it it'd be nice to see you.
There, I said it. Happy now?
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Good Grief

Monday 12th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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Good Grief

Monday 12th November 2018

Dear Sir/Madam
Good Grief is here! Join us for an evening of comedy from emerging talent and our closest comedy affiliate. We take our comedy fresh and tasty so we're keeping the doors low and the quality high. Expect some stellar acts to drop into the North East for this. Four top acts, one experienced compere and a cracking headliner for 3 diddly squid - lovely stuff!
Yours with a ton of love and really properly decent hand shake.
Good Grief
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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ABANDOMAN (AKA ROB BRODERICK): PIRATE RADIO

Tuesday 13th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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ABANDOMAN (AKA ROB BRODERICK): PIRATE RADIO

Tuesday 13th November 2018

Show And Tell in association with Dawn Sedgwick Management present
ABANDOMAN (AKA ROB BRODERICK): PIRATE RADIO
Ireland’s finest hip-hop musical comedian is back on tour with his biggest show to date.
Using his trademark blend of audience interaction and razor-sharp improvisation, Rob will take you on a magical journey, transforming the audience’s likes, loathes and daydreams into hit songs and captivating tales.
Trailer:
'Clever, quick-witted and audacious' ★★★★ Scotsman
'Flight of the Conchords meets 8 Mile' ★★★★ Chortle
'Raucous, expansive and relentless hilarious' ★★★★ Times
'Broderick has us in the palm of his hand from the minute he starts until the very last mic drop' ★★★★★ Broadway Baby
‘A freestyle talent that is unparalleled anywhere… comedic timing and witty rhyming that’s so impressive it could’ve been scripted’ ★★★★ The Independent
www.showandtelluk.com | @show_and_tell | @Abandoman
Additional Credits and Awards
Abandoman have previously supported Ed Sheeran on major UK Tour. As seen recently on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, The One Show and Alan Carr’s Happy Hour. As heard on Nick Grimshaw’s BBC Radio 1 show.
Awards
Winners – Hackney Empire New Act of the Year
Winners – Musical Comedy Awards
Winners – Adelaide Fringe Festival “Best Comedy – Newcomer” award
Nominees – Adelaide Fringe Festival – Best Comedy Show (2012 & 2014)
















Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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Red Raw

Wednesday 14th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 14th November 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 15th November 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Suggestibles

Thursday 15th November 2018

You supply the Suggestions. They supply the laughs!
If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’ll LOVE the Suggestibles’ two-hour improv comedy joyride! Their show is a speeding rollercoaster of improv games, skits, sketches and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. The team is boldly theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious.
The whole night is based on audience suggestions, so come armed with ideas as their favourite suggestion of the night wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand. The Suggestibles play here the third Thursday of every month (December varies).
Off-the-cuff, off-the-wall and every show a one-off.
Find more on the Suggestibles at thesuggestibles.com and on Facebook and Twitter
‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack

NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays. (link for Bistro http://bistro.thestand.co.uk/)
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Friday Show

Friday 16th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 16th November 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Ron Vaudry , Silky , Cal Halbert and host Susie McCabe .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 17th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 17th November 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Ron Vaudry , Silky , Cal Halbert and host Susie McCabe .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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Harry and Chris Save the World

Sunday 18th November 2018


17:30


18:00



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Harry and Chris Save the World

Sunday 18th November 2018

Harry and Chris are the hottest comedy-rap-jazz duo out there. They might also be the only one. After sell-out runs of their 2016 and 2017 shows at the Edinburgh Fringe, Harry Baker and Chris Read have been featured three times on ‘The Russell Howard Hour’ (Sky), and tour regularly around the UK. Their songs range from panda repopulation to coming of age to Robot Wars, and they bring love and laughter to a world that needs both more than ever.
'Amazing, fabulously entertaining' Jonathan Ross
'A wonderful blend of infectious songs packed with sharp, clever wordplay… Harry and Chris’ family friendly set leaves the audience with a smile on their face and the catchy tunes stuck in their head for the rest of the day.' ★★★★★ Sunday Post
'The numbers are upbeat and feel-good, and all of them are about surprising and inventive subjects or points of view.' ★★★★★ Fringe Guru
Duration 1hr age restriction 16+ accompanied by an adult












Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Susie McCabe - Domestic Disaster

Sunday 18th November 2018


19:30


20:30



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Susie McCabe - Domestic Disaster

Sunday 18th November 2018

Susie is back with her unique brand of cynicism and solid hard-hitting punchlines. This year Susie looks at why she is generally rubbish and a disaster at all things domestic and more .
‘The ever-reliable Susie McCabe’ **** Scotsman
‘About as far down the opposite end from disappointing as you could get’ **** Broadway Baby
‘Prepare to laugh yourself silly’ **** Three Weeks
‘A naturally funny storyteller, a genuine stand-up, highly recommended’ Kevin Bridges







Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Benefit in Aid of Rape Crisis Tyneside and Northumberland

Monday 19th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Rape Crisis Tyneside and Northumberland

Monday 19th November 2018

Rape Crisis Tyneside and Northumberland (RCTN) is a charity that provides services to women and girls over the age of 13 who live, work or study in Tyneside and Northumberland.
With Lee Kyle and four more acts TBC!
To ensure the maximum amount of money reaches the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £10 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700.


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Tom Binns: Everyman

Tuesday 20th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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Tom Binns: Everyman

Tuesday 20th November 2018

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown favourite, creator and star of BBC One’s Hospital People, Tom Binns is back. Widely regarded as three of the best headline acts working on the UK comedy scene, Tom is a multi-award winning and nominated international character comic.
His Hospital Radio DJ, Psychic Medium and famed ventriloquist act have won Tom countless five-star reviews.
‘A masterclass in improvisation, character comedy and mindreading’ ***** Telegraph
‘Not only is the running gag a thing of comedy genius, but Binns tags it jaw-droppingly brilliantly' ***** Scotsman
'Binns has his character nailed and he mines the comic seam ruthlessly to create top-quality entertainment with practically universal appeal’ **** Guardian











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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 21st November 2018


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 21st November 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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With headliner Chris Forbes .









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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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DANIEL SLOSS: X

Thursday 22nd November 2018


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20:30



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DANIEL SLOSS: X

Thursday 22nd November 2018

Live Nation & MZA present
DANIEL SLOSS : X
Don’t miss the stunning new show from Scotland’s internationally acclaimed and award- winning comedy star!
Fast becoming one of the world’s biggest comedy names, Daniel’s last smash-hit tour spanned 150+ shows across 28 countries around the globe. He has performed on US TV’s ‘Conan’ a record 8 times, sold out 11 consecutive Edinburgh Fringes (where he has been one of the biggest comedy ticket sellers for the past 8 years), and played 9 solo sold out seasons in London’s West End as well as 3 seasons off-Broadway in New York.
Daniel has been featured on Comedy Central’s ‘Roast Battles’ and ‘Drunk History’, ITV’s ‘Sunday Night at the Palladium’, gave a ‘Tedx’ Talk (aged 19) and recorded 2 full-length comedy specials.
Still just 27, this is his incredible 10th solo show and we are delighted to welcome him to The Stand Comedy Club Newcastle.
‘Simply world class… Sloss skilfully weaves sensitive subject matter into a hilarious tapestry… intelligently and ironically calling out the hypocrisy of human nature’ ★★★★ Herald Sun, Australia
‘Dirty, sweet and clever’ New York Times
‘Smouldering… Deliciously dark stand-up’ ★★★★ Mail on Sunday
‘Funny, intelligent and charming’ ★★★★ Edinburgh Evening News
‘Hilarious… Sloss is a festival highlight. See him’ ★★★★½ The Age, Australia
‘Stunningly poignant… Achingly funny’ ★★★★½ Theatre People
‘Dazzling wit… Unstoppable’ Daily Telegraph
PLUS SPECIAL GUEST KAI HUMPHRIES *
(* may be subject to change)
www.danielsloss.com | FB Daniel-Sloss | INSTA Danielsloss | YouTube GETSLOSSED | Twitter: @daniel_sloss
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 23rd November 2018


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20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 23rd November 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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With Carey Marx , Chris Forbes , Lee Kyle and host JoJo Smith .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 24th November 2018


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20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 24th November 2018

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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With Carey Marx , Chris Forbes , Lee Kyle and host JoJo Smith .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 25th November 2018


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12:30



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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 25th November 2018

Lee Kyle , the regular host of our kids show, brings a family show where anything can happen.
I mean, within reason, he's not going to split an atom or anything.
The show will be different each month, sometimes it'll be a game show, sometimes a quiz, sometimes improv, sometimes a chat show. Sometimes there will be guests, sometimes there won't. Maybe it'll be a musical one month! Sometimes, Lee won't even be there and there'll be someone else doing the show instead - but they'll be awesome too!
No matter what, it's going to be brilliant man. Come along, don't be a square.
Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5's and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.
Fancy a Sunday Roast? Why nor book a table in our Bistro upstairs for after the show? We also do Kids Sunday Lunches for only £5!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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Looking for some more kids shows
9 Dec - Kids Comedy Club

Snow White 2- Appley Ever After
17 Dec 1pm
18 Dec 1pm
19 Dec 1pm
20 Dec 1pm
21 Dec 1pm
22 Dec 1pm & 4pm
23 Dec 1pm & 4pm
27 Dec 1pm
28 Dec 1pm
29 Dec 1pm
30 Dec 1pm









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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Lost Voice Guy

Sunday 25th November 2018


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20:30



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Lost Voice Guy

Sunday 25th November 2018

SORRY SOLD OUT!

To be added to the waiting list, please email admin@thestand.co.uk with:
- Your name
- Telephone number
- Number of tickets that your looking for

Gag Reflex in association with Andrew Roach Talent presents
LOST VOICE GUY
'LAUGH-OUT LOUD FUNNY' ***** Independent
Following the unprecedented success of his appearance on the final of Britain’s Got Talent 2018, BBC New Comedy Award winner and star and writer of BBC Radio 4’s comedy series, Ability, Lee Ridley (aka Lost Voice Guy) , is setting out on a tour of the UK
'CONSISTENTLY HILARIOUS' ***** Broadway Baby
He may not be able to talk but he definitely has something to say and his comedy will leave you speechless.
'SAVAGELY FUNNY…HE’S A BLOODY GOOD COMEDIAN' ***** Wee Review
Lee is the first stand-up comedian to use a communication aid and made his first stand-up appearance in February 2012. He has performed in some of the UK’s most popular comedy venues as well as in solo shows at festivals including the Edinburgh Fringe, the Brighton Fringe, Glasgow International Comedy Festival, Leicester Comedy Festival, Nottingham Comedy Festival and Liverpool Comedy Festival.
He won the BBC New Comedy Award in 2014 and his TV and Radio credits have included The One Show (BBC One), Voice Of The People (BBC Three), BBC At The Edinburgh Festivals (BBC iPlayer), Ability (Radio 4) and, of course, Britain’s Got Talent (ITV)
'ENTERTAINING AND THOUGHT-PROVOKING' ***** Three Weeks


Duration: 1hour 50mins including interval | Show ends: 10.10pm | Age Guidance: 18+
www.lostvoiceguy.com
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For access bookings, please call 0191 300 9700 or email admin@thestand.co.uk to arrange and we'll make your visit as hassle free as possible!














Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 27th November 2018


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20:30



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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 27th November 2018

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Wednesday 28th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 28th November 2018

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With host Matt Reed and headliner Pat Cahill .











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 29th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 29th November 2018

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Owen O'Neill , Pat Cahill , Anth Young and host Katie Mulgrew .


Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Friday Show

Friday 30th November 2018


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 30th November 2018

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran
With Owen O'Neill , Pat Cahill , Anth Young and host Katie Mulgrew .
Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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