What's On in Newcastle in May


Red Raw

Wednesday 1st May 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 1st May 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

With headliner Nico Yearwood.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 2nd May 2019


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 2nd May 2019

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
With Carl Hutchinson , Nico Yearwood and host JoJo Sutherland .


Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
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#StandUpScran

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 3rd May 2019


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 3rd May 2019

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Carl Hutchinson , Nico Yearwood and host JoJo Sutherland .

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 4th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 4th May 2019

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With Carl Hutchinson , Nico Yearwood and host JoJo Sutherland .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 5th May 2019


16:00


16:50



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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 5th May 2019

The panel show based on the movies
Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies
Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed and Hal Branson .
It's the best panel show about films that isn't really about films out there

Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 6.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 5th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 5th May 2019

Celebrate the Bank Holiday in style with a night of top comedy!
With Carl Hutchinson and host Sammy Dobson .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.

Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Faking The News

Monday 6th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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Faking The News

Monday 6th May 2019

Fed up with the government? Fed up with the establishment? Fed up with what gets passed off as modern entertainment?
Then come be lifted by Faking The News. The satirical comedy panel show that tears into the great and so called good. Trump, Brexit, Royals, Kanye West is an idiot...We've got it all covered
Come and be enlightened or remain a member of the bewildered herd.

NB This show is not aimed at fans of Geordie Shore. We know you're better than that.



Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Bright Club

Tuesday 7th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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Bright Club

Tuesday 7th May 2019

Bright Club Newcastle is the thinking person's stand up night, blending comedy, music, new writing, research and, performance, into a smorgasbord of delights.
Locally sourced Academics from the North East take to the stage performing comic routines centred around their research. Funny and fascinating in equal measure, Bright Club offers a night out unlike any other.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

#StandUpScran



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Wednesday 8th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 8th May 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Headlined by Damian Clark.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 9th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 9th May 2019

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
With Sean Collins and Damian Clark .


Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 10th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 10th May 2019

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Sean Collins and Damian Clark .

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 11th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 11th May 2019

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With Sean Collins and Damian Clark .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 12th May 2019


12:00


12:30



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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 12th May 2019

Kids, do you like watching idiots making fools of themselves?
Parents, sick of the kids staring at screens all day but can't really be bothered to entertain them yourself?
Well, why not come the Kid's Comedy Club? There's loads of daft stuff going on, there are always a selection of the finest comedians around doing jokes without swears, sometimes there is magic, sometimes improv, sometimes impressions but it is NEVER boring. This show is suitable for children and adults of all ages, (well maybe not babies or really, grumpy old folk). Best suited for 8 to 12 year olds.
Tickets £4 per person.
Duration: 90minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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ELEANOR CONWAY: WALK OF SHAME 2 (REALITY BITES)

Sunday 12th May 2019


17:30


18:00



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ELEANOR CONWAY: WALK OF SHAME 2 (REALITY BITES)

Sunday 12th May 2019

Fresh off the back of a 100 date, 10 country tour, Eleanor Conway , returns with her hotly anticipated sequel Walk of Shame 2 (Reality Bites)
Conway’s last blackout was 4 years ago and she’s missing her old friend. What happens when you wake up and realise the party is over? She’s living life in real time now and reality is harsh when you don’t have something to take the ‘edge’ off. This award nominee returns with her hotly anticipated sequel to her hit 2016 smash, about what happens when you stop chasing the ‘perfect’ version of you and realise she’s been right there all along.

Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 7pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu until 15 mins before show

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 12th May 2019


19:30


20:30



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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 12th May 2019

Seymour Mace makes it up as he goes along. Come and join Seymour and any of his mates he can con into working for nothing as they make stuff up on the spot relying only on the fact that they're funny.
It could turn out to be anything from a regular stand up night to an impromptu scripted performance of the film 'Zulu Dawn'.
So; y'know, you should come down, or not, whatever you like really, I'm not trying to twist your arm but, if you fancy it it'd be nice to see you.
There, I said it. Happy now?

Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 10.10pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Ivo Graham: Motion Sickness

Monday 13th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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Ivo Graham: Motion Sickness

Monday 13th May 2019

A feisty new hour about facing the future, named after my fourth favourite Hot Chip song (and a beaut by Phoebe Bridgers). As seen/heard on Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week, Live From The BBC, Jon Richardson’s Ultimate Worrier, Fighting Talk, The Now Show, It’s Not What You Know, and eating Subway sandwiches in petrol stations.
'Endlessly amusing hour from the politest man in comedy' ****, the i.
'Not an ounce of flab on his routines… a joy' ****, Telegraph.
'A self-deprecating dweeb par excellence, on the brink of comedy’s Premier League' ****, Evening Standard.
Over 18's as a venue restriction
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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MATT FORDE: BREXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

Tuesday 14th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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MATT FORDE: BREXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP

Tuesday 14th May 2019

The whole thing's a mess and only one person can sort it out. Sadly, we have no idea who it is.
Join Britain’s leading political comedian, Matt Forde , for the show that was a complete sell-out at this year’s Edinburgh Festival and his last as an EU citizen.
As host of Unspun on Dave and his own Political Party podcast, Matt has interviewed some of British politics’ biggest and most notorious characters including Tony Blair, David Davis, Ruth Davidson, Nigel Farage, Nick Clegg, Anna Soubry, Harriet Harman, Ed Balls and Jacob Rees-Mogg.
His monthly residence at Westminster’s The Other Palace has sold out every show for over 5 years and sells out months in advance.
'Possibly the best political comedy show on the Fringe' ★★★★★ Telegraph
'Is there a better political comic than Matt Forde currently working in the UK? I can't think of another to touch him'
★★★★½ Chortle
'a stand-up of rare skill' ★★★★ Sunday Times
Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.

Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 15th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 15th May 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
With host Sammy Dobson .
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 16th May 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Suggestibles

Thursday 16th May 2019

You supply the Suggestions. They supply the laughs!

If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’ll LOVE the Suggestibles’ two-hour improv comedy joyride! Their show is a speeding rollercoaster of improv games, skits, sketches and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. The team is boldly theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious.
The whole night is based on audience suggestions, so come armed with ideas as their favourite suggestion of the night wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand. The Suggestibles play here the third Thursday of every month (December varies).
Off-the-cuff, off-the-wall and every show a one-off.

‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack

Find more on the Suggestibles at thesuggestibles.com and on Facebook and Twitter
NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 17th May 2019


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20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 17th May 2019

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With host Katie Mulgrew .

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
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Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 18th May 2019


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20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 18th May 2019

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With host Katie Mulgrew .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Rahul Kohli: Newcastle Brown Tales, The Recording - Part 2

Sunday 19th May 2019


15:30


16:00



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Rahul Kohli: Newcastle Brown Tales, The Recording - Part 2

Sunday 19th May 2019

After the recording for part I had Paul Gascgoyne turn up, which in turn made the footage became unusable because of allegations surrounding him.
This year, it's a brand-new recording.
An hour of true stories including Spekky Rizwan Goes To Jail, How Rahul Communicated With the Dead Via Facebook Messenger and How a Series of Tragic Life Events Forced Him to Confront His Own Mortality (but mainly it's dumb sh*t Rizwan did).
Who knows? The ghost of Moaty might reincarnate himself for this one.
As seen on BBC Big Asian Comedy Night.
Pick of the Fringe 2017 (Scots Magazine).
'Talent for telling a story' - Beyond The Joke
With support TBA.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu until 10 mins before start

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.

Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Andrew Maxwell - SHOWTIME

Sunday 19th May 2019


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20:30



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Andrew Maxwell - SHOWTIME

Sunday 19th May 2019

With "SHOWTIME" Andrew continued his long run of domination of the Edinburgh Fringe. A memorable cocktail of personal stories, astute political observations and the odd surprise foray into character cameos, it won yet another barrage of five-star reviews for one of the festival's most universally acclaimed acts. Now, it's 'showtime' for the rest of the country.
Andrew is known for his eagle-eyed, passionate current-affairs comedy, showcased in his many appearances on BBC Radio 4 (News Quiz, Welcome To Wherever You Are, Public Enemies). He's been seen on - among others - Live at the Apollo (BBC One), Have I Got News for You (BBC One), Celebrity Juice (ITV2) and Mock the Week (BBC Two); and to a whole new generation he is the devilish voice of MTV's Ex On The Beach.
'One of the most significant comedians working in the country today' ★★★★★ Independent
'Showtime is a masterclass in mirth, sublime timing, and killer punchlines' ★★★★★ Herald
DOUBLE EDINBURGH COMEDY AWARD NOMINEE
WINNER: Time Out Live Award: Best Stand-up
Clip links of Andrew:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWyGurqgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCcGk7YxvL0
Website: andrewmaxwellcomedian.com
Facebook: @maxwellcomedian
Twitter: @andrewismaxwell











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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"The Best Show" by Zoe

Monday 20th May 2019


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20:30



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"The Best Show" by Zoe

Monday 20th May 2019

Join Zoe for her bizarrely exciting and occasionally topical comedy show, there will be great chatting, silliness, impressive dance, bonus presents and some guests.

Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 9.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.

Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Gary Delaney: Gagster’s Paradise

Tuesday 21st May 2019


19:00


20:30



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Gary Delaney: Gagster’s Paradise

Tuesday 21st May 2019

Due to exceptional demand and an array of sold out dates all over the UK, Britain's leading one-liner comic extends his brand new 2018 tour with even more dates for 2019, returning to the road with another onslaught of lean, expertly crafted gaggery. A Mock The Week regular and recent star of the new Live At The Apollo series, Gary's shows are renowned in the business for a near unrivalled volume of high-class gags. You should expect no different from this highly acclaimed show.
Please note Coolio will not be appearing.
With support TBA.
Clips of Gary here , here and here
Website
Twitter
Facebook

Duration: 110minutes | Show ends: 10.20pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 22nd May 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 22nd May 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 23rd May 2019


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20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 23rd May 2019

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
With Rob Deering , Paul Myrehaug and host Martin Mor .


Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 24th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 24th May 2019

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Rob Deering , Paul Myrehaug and host Martin Mor .

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 25th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 25th May 2019

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With Rob Deering , Paul Myrehaug and host Martin Mor .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 26th May 2019


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12:30



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Lee Kyle's White Elephant Stall

Sunday 26th May 2019

Lee Kyle , the regular host of our kids show, brings a family show where anything can happen.
I mean, within reason, he's not going to split an atom or anything.
The show will be different each month, sometimes it'll be a game show, sometimes a quiz, sometimes improv, sometimes a chat show. Sometimes there will be guests, sometimes there won't. Maybe it'll be a musical one month! Sometimes, Lee won't even be there and there'll be someone else doing the show instead - but they'll be awesome too!
No matter what, it's going to be brilliant man. Come along, don't be a square.
Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5's and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.

Duration: 90minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 26th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 26th May 2019

Celebrate the Bank Holiday in style with a night of top comedy!
With Paul Myrehaug .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.

Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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DONALD TRUMPS

Monday 27th May 2019


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20:30



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DONALD TRUMPS

Monday 27th May 2019

A battle of wits and sibling rivalry between legendary* Viz creators Chris and Simon Donald . ‘The knob joke Gallaghers of Tyneside’... on stage together for the first time ever*.
'It’ll be like lighting a f***ing fart' Melvyn Bragg
* Legendary status may have settled in transit. ** First time ever since the last time.

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 28th May 2019


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20:30



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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 28th May 2019

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show.
Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end.
With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends.
Howay the lads (and lasses)!

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 29th May 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 29th May 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

With headliner Ryan McDonnell.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th May 2019


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20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th May 2019

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
With Mark Nelson , Ryan McDonnell and host Matt Reed .


Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 31st May 2019


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20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 31st May 2019

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Mark Nelson , Ryan McDonnell and host Matt Reed .

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Club Details
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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