What's On in Newcastle in December


Carl Hutchinson - Live & Unplanned 2019

Sunday 1st December 2019


16:00


17:00



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Carl Hutchinson - Live & Unplanned 2019

Sunday 1st December 2019

After multiple consecutive sell-out years, Carl returns with a melody of greatest hits, new stories, audience interaction and even some requests! Always a fun night, join Carl for a truly unmissable evening of comedy.
'One to Watch List 2019' Chortle
'Captivating... Outstanding... An all-round comic' ***** One4Review
'Joyously funny... Great self-effacing warmth... Brilliant characterisations & expert timing' **** Theatre Bath

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 7pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 1st December 2019


19:00


20:30



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Matt and Hal's Gag Reels

Sunday 1st December 2019

The panel show based on the movies
Not based on movie trivia but on the premise of films with teams battling it out to be the best at having nothing and everything to do with the movies
Ridiculous games and jokes a plenty with two teams of amazing comics hosted by Matt Reed and Hal Branson .
It's the best panel show about films that isn't really about films out there
Please note - there's a limited number of members tickets available for this show, but if you're a Stand Together member who didn't book in time, email admin@thestand.co.uk and we can offer you a discount
Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Faking The News

Monday 2nd December 2019


19:00


20:30



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Faking The News

Monday 2nd December 2019

Fed up with the government? Fed up with the establishment? Fed up with what gets passed off as modern entertainment?
Then come be lifted by Faking The News. The satirical comedy panel show that tears into the great and so called good. Trump, Brexit, Royals, Kanye West is an idiot...We've got it all covered
Come and be enlightened or remain a member of the bewildered herd.

NB This show is not aimed at fans of Geordie Shore. We know you're better than that.



Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Bright Club

Tuesday 3rd December 2019


19:00


20:30



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Bright Club

Tuesday 3rd December 2019

Bright Club Newcastle is the thinking person's stand up night, blending comedy, music, new writing, research and, performance, into a smorgasbord of delights.
Locally sourced Academics from the North East take to the stage performing comic routines centred around their research. Funny and fascinating in equal measure, Bright Club offers a night out unlike any other.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Wednesday 4th December 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 4th December 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Suggestibles

Thursday 5th December 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Suggestibles

Thursday 5th December 2019

You supply the Suggestions. They supply the laughs!
If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’ll LOVE the Suggestibles’ two-hour improv comedy joyride! Their show is a speeding rollercoaster of improv games, skits, sketches and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. The team is boldly theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious.
The whole night is based on audience suggestions, so come armed with ideas as their favourite suggestion of the night wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand. The Suggestibles play here the third Thursday of every month (December varies).
Off-the-cuff, off-the-wall and every show a one-off.

‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack

Find more on the Suggestibles at thesuggestibles.com and on Facebook and Twitter
NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.


Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 7th December 2019


11:30


12:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 7th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 7th December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 7th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 8th December 2019


11:30


12:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 8th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 8th December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 8th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 8th December 2019


19:00


20:30



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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 8th December 2019

Seymour Mace makes it up as he goes along. Come and join Seymour and any of his mates he can con into working for nothing as they make stuff up on the spot relying only on the fact that they're funny.
It could turn out to be anything from a regular stand up night to an impromptu scripted performance of the film 'Zulu Dawn'.
So; y'know, you should come down, or not, whatever you like really, I'm not trying to twist your arm but, if you fancy it it'd be nice to see you.
There, I said it. Happy now?

Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 10.10pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Monday 9th December 2019


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Monday 9th December 2019

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Jason Cook , Lost Voice Guy , Sammy Dobson , David Callaghan and host Joe Heenan .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.

Thinking of Food?
If you wish to dine in the Bar & Kitchen please email newcastle@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability and to make a reservation. We can also accept pre-orders if that's preferrable for your party. Our Christmas Week special menu will be available from October 2019.
We also serve limited menu in the Club which is available to order from when doors open until 15mins before the show is due to start. To purchase, just order from the bar on the evening.
Want to make a Group Booking?
Please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 5pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 5pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 15mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Tuesday 10th December 2019


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Tuesday 10th December 2019

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Jason Cook , Lost Voice Guy , Sammy Dobson , David Callaghan and host Joe Heenan .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.

Thinking of Food?
If you wish to dine in the Bar & Kitchen please email newcastle@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability and to make a reservation. We can also accept pre-orders if that's preferrable for your party. Our Christmas Week special menu will be available from October 2019.
We also serve limited menu in the Club which is available to order from when doors open until 15mins before the show is due to start. To purchase, just order from the bar on the evening.
Want to make a Group Booking?
Please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 5pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 5pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 15mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Wednesday 11th December 2019


09:30


10:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Wednesday 11th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: Noon approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Wednesday 11th December 2019


12:30


13:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Wednesday 11th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 3pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Wednesday 11th December 2019


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Wednesday 11th December 2019

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Jason Cook , Lost Voice Guy , Sammy Dobson , David Callaghan and host Joe Heenan .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.

Thinking of Food?
If you wish to dine in the Bar & Kitchen please email newcastle@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability and to make a reservation. We can also accept pre-orders if that's preferrable for your party. Our Christmas Week special menu will be available from October 2019.
We also serve limited menu in the Club which is available to order from when doors open until 15mins before the show is due to start. To purchase, just order from the bar on the evening.
Want to make a Group Booking?
Please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 5pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 5pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 15mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Thursday 12th December 2019


09:30


10:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Thursday 12th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: Noon approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Thursday 12th December 2019


12:30


13:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Thursday 12th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 3pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Thursday 12th December 2019


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Thursday 12th December 2019

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Jason Cook , Lost Voice Guy , Sammy Dobson , David Callaghan and host Joe Heenan .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.

Thinking of Food?
If you wish to dine in the Bar & Kitchen please email newcastle@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability and to make a reservation. We can also accept pre-orders if that's preferrable for your party. Our Christmas Week special menu will be available from October 2019.
We also serve limited menu in the Club which is available to order from when doors open until 15mins before the show is due to start. To purchase, just order from the bar on the evening.
Want to make a Group Booking?
Please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 5pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 5pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 15mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Friday 13th December 2019


09:30


10:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Friday 13th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: Noon approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Friday 13th December 2019


12:30


13:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Friday 13th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 3pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Friday 13th December 2019


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Friday 13th December 2019

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Jason Cook , Lost Voice Guy , Sammy Dobson , David Callaghan and host Joe Heenan .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.

Thinking of Food?
If you wish to dine in the Bar & Kitchen please email newcastle@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability and to make a reservation. We can also accept pre-orders if that's preferrable for your party. Our Christmas Week special menu will be available from October 2019.
We also serve limited menu in the Club which is available to order from when doors open until 15mins before the show is due to start. To purchase, just order from the bar on the evening.
Want to make a Group Booking?
Please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 5pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 5pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 15mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 14th December 2019


11:30


12:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 14th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 14th December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 14th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

Book Tickets Now

THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Saturday 14th December 2019


19:00


20:30



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THE STAND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Saturday 14th December 2019

It’s time to get in the Christmas spirit. Forget wearing paper hats and eating over-priced turkey – instead come and get some Christmas cheer from the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Jason Cook , Lost Voice Guy , Sammy Dobson , David Callaghan and host Joe Heenan .
You can book tickets online or over the phone and order on the night if you wish to eat in the venue.

Thinking of Food?
If you wish to dine in the Bar & Kitchen please email newcastle@thestand.co.uk or call 0191 232 0707 for availability and to make a reservation. We can also accept pre-orders if that's preferrable for your party. Our Christmas Week special menu will be available from October 2019.
We also serve limited menu in the Club which is available to order from when doors open until 15mins before the show is due to start. To purchase, just order from the bar on the evening.
Want to make a Group Booking?
Please call 0191 300 9700 for ticket bookings or 0191 232 0707 for meal enquiries.

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 5pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 5pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 15mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 15th December 2019


11:30


12:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 15th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 15th December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 15th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Spontaneous Potter

Sunday 15th December 2019


19:00


20:30



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Spontaneous Potter

Sunday 15th December 2019

Grab your wands, don your house robes, and apparate yourselves to The Stand. A very magical improv show awaits...
Spontaneous Potter is an entirely improvised Harry Potter comedy play, based on an audience suggestion of a fanfiction title. An entirely new Potter adventure is magically improvised on the spot - with live musical accompaniment!
Brought to you by the comedy improvisers behind the critically-acclaimed and award-winning "Spontaneous Sherlock".
Note: Spontaneous Potter is an unofficial show that is not endorsed by or affiliated with Warner Bros., JK Rowling or her publishers. All rights to the ‘Harry Potter’ books and associated trademarks are the property of JK Rowling / her publishers. All film / image rights associated with the film series are property of Warner Bros.
'Unbeatably clever' ★★★★★ Edinburgh Guide 2017
'Flawlessly executed improv comedy... pure, unadulterated hilarity' ★★★★★ EdFringeReview
'Side-splitting laughter across the entirety of the performance' ★★★★★ Three Weeks
'These guys are going to be huge' ★★★★★ Breakneck Comedy
'An ingenious, laugh out loud show... perfect for Potterheads and muggles alike' ★★★★★ Edinburgh Guide 2018
'Manic laughter' ★★★★★ The Lumber Room
Best Variety, Scottish Comedy Awards 2018 (Winners)
Derek Award, Best PBH Show Edinburgh Fringe 2017 (Winners)
Top 100 Best Rated Shows, Edinburgh Fringe 2017 (The List)
'Raucously funny... the highlight of the Fringe so far!' ★★★★ TV Bomb
'It’s no surprise that Spontaneous Sherlock has punters lining up along the pavement... if you're a fan of Sherlock, you must see this show' ★★★★ Broadway Baby
'Spontaneous Sherlock is an infectiously riotous whirlwind of a show... orders of magnitude better than Benedict Cumberbatch' ★★★★ EdFringeReview
'Professional quality improv done so, so right... certainly an event which lives up to its own hype' ★★★★ Edinburgh49
Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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DONALD TRUMPS

Tuesday 17th December 2019


19:00


20:30



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DONALD TRUMPS

Tuesday 17th December 2019

A battle of wits and sibling rivalry between legendary* Viz creators Chris and Simon Donald . ‘The knob joke Gallaghers of Tyneside’... on stage together for the first time ever*.
'It’ll be like lighting a f***ing fart' Melvyn Bragg
* Legendary status may have settled in transit. ** First time ever since the last time.

Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Wednesday 18th December 2019


09:30


10:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Wednesday 18th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: Noon approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Wednesday 18th December 2019


12:30


13:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Wednesday 18th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 3pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 18th December 2019


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 18th December 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Thursday 19th December 2019


09:30


10:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Thursday 19th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: Noon approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Thursday 19th December 2019


12:30


13:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Thursday 19th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 3pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Friday 20th December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Friday 20th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.


Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 21st December 2019


11:30


12:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 21st December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 21st December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 21st December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 22nd December 2019


11:30


12:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 22nd December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 22nd December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 22nd December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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KAI HUMPHRIES: Team Smug

Sunday 22nd December 2019


19:00


20:30



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KAI HUMPHRIES: Team Smug

Sunday 22nd December 2019

Multi award-winning geordie comedian Kai Humphries premieres his hilarious new show about celebrating life and the true value of having pride in oneself.

‘wonderfully affirming and downright hilarious’ E dinburgh Evening News

‘superb!... had folk almost falling off their chairs… collapsing with laughter.’ Fife Today

‘phenomenally funny… authentic … humphries’ perpetually upbeat charisma, pushing and pulling us between laughter and empathy… his show is not to be missed…‘brilliant!’’ ★★★★★ Broadway Baby

‘side-splittingly funny!’ Fest

‘it’s always an awesome experience when a performer just nails it… massive laughs… amazing experience… a festival highlight.’ ★★★★★ Australia Times

‘massively funny’ ★★★★ Scotsman
With guest Gareth Waugh
2016 winner forth fringe award
2017 voice magazine winner pick of the fringe
as seen on tour with daniel sloss, jim jeffries & steve o (jackass)
Winner of Edinburgh’s Forth Fringe Award
http://kaihumphries.com/
Facebook: Kai Humphries
@kaihumphries


Duration: 105minutes | Show ends: 10.15pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.
Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food available in the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Monday 23rd December 2019


11:30


12:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Monday 23rd December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Monday 23rd December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Monday 23rd December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Friday 27th December 2019


11:30


12:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Friday 27th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Friday 27th December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Friday 27th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 28th December 2019


11:30


12:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 28th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 28th December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Saturday 28th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 29th December 2019


11:30


12:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 29th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 29th December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Sunday 29th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Monday 30th December 2019


11:30


12:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Monday 30th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 2pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

Book Tickets Now

CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Monday 30th December 2019


15:30


16:00



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CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK

Monday 30th December 2019

Last year, The Stand Comedy Club presented our first ever pantomime, Snow White 2.
It was a HUGE success with the North East Theatre Guide naming it the third best pantomime of 2018, ahead of shows with ticket prices and budgets many times higher.
So we're thrilled to announce that we’ll be back for Christmas 2019, when two pantomimes collide as we bring you CINDERELLA & THE BEANSTALK!
Because what’s better than one panto? Two pantos!
We'll STILL be affordable, we'll STILL be alternative, we’ll STILL bring modern messages and ideas and, most importantly, we'll STILL be hilarious for all of the family.
There'll also be more shows to fit you all in!
Last year, Hannah Walker enchanted us as Snow White, this year, she steps into the glass slippers of Cinderella and she meets Jack, a charming young oaf played by Hal Branson .
Will they fall in love? Will he stop swapping cows for beans all the time? Join us to find out.
We also meet Andrew the Giant, played by Lee Kyle and the ugly sisters, Salt and Pepper, played by Sammy Dobson , who prove that true ugliness is on the inside as they try and ruin all of Cinderella’s dreams.
With more special guests to be announced, we can’t wait to see you as we make the most magical time of the year even more magical.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6pm approx. | Age Guidance: 5+ | Bar: From when doors open

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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