What's On in Newcastle in April


"The Best Show" by Zoe

Monday 22nd April 2019


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"The Best Show" by Zoe

Monday 22nd April 2019

Join Zoe for her bizarrely exciting and occasionally topical comedy show, there will be great chatting, silliness, impressive dance, bonus presents and some guests.

Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 9.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 23rd April 2019


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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 23rd April 2019

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show.
Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end.
With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends.
Howay the lads (and lasses)!

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 24th April 2019


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20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 24th April 2019

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
With host Davey Reilly and headliner Lee Kyle .

Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night (Even if the event is sold out online). P
lease note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Hot Food available in the Bar and Kitchen or in the Club until 15mins before show start. Bar snacks are also available.

Bar & Kitchen Opening Times
Mon-Fri 6pm Until Late | Sat-Sun 12pm Until Late
Food available upstairs in the bar
Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm | Sat 12pm – 9pm | Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm)
Food availablein the Club
From when doors open to 10mins before the show starts.

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 25th April 2019


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 25th April 2019

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
With Sean Collins , Davey Reilly , Neil Harris , Lauren Stone and host Alfie Joey .
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 26th April 2019


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 26th April 2019

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
With Sean Collins , MC Hammersmith , Davey Reilly , Lauren Stone and host Alfie Joey .
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 27th April 2019


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20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 27th April 2019

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for online and over the phone card payments.
With Sean Collins , MC Hammersmith , Davey Reilly , Lauren Stone and host Alfie Joey .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Club menu 7pm-8.15pm
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Gearóid Farrelly: Home Truths

Sunday 28th April 2019


17:00


17:30



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Gearóid Farrelly: Home Truths

Sunday 28th April 2019

Gearóid Farrelly brings his brand of chatty stand up comedy on tour, addressing everything from Trump to decluttering and explaining why you shouldn’t toilet train a cat!
Gearóid has appeared at comedy festivals all over the world, supporting the likes of Joan Rivers and Sarah Millican in the UK. This year he toured Ireland with Neil Delamere and can be heard on his podcast “Fascinated” (where he tracks down his childhood heroes!) available on iTunes.
'To be an audience member in Farrelly’s crowd is a joy. Each joke landed perfectly… impeccable comic timing' ✭✭✭✭✭ Broadway Baby
'The best opening act in his price range' Joan Rivers
'Would you not see if you can get something in a Panto?' Gearóid’s Mother
Presented by The Lisa Richards Agency
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu

The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.

Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu

Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017


Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 6.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Food Service: Club menu

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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MICKY P. KERR: Z-LIST CELEBRITY

Sunday 28th April 2019


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20:30



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MICKY P. KERR: Z-LIST CELEBRITY

Sunday 28th April 2019

Life after the Britain’s Got Talent Finals
In June 2018 musical comedian, Micky P. Kerr , was rocketed to stardom when he won the hearts of the nation and wowed both Simon Cowell and Andy Murray’s mum with his performances on Britain’s Got Talent. Time has passed and he’s now been brought safely back down to earth and back into his comfort zone as a Z-List Celebrity.
In this, his debut solo tour, the now semi-famous Micky invites you to join him for an evening of music, social commentary and, above all, lots of laughs.
You will also have the chance to hear exclusive extracts from his BGT memoirs, a diary of what 'really' happened backstage during the filming, including juicy gossip and jaw-dropping revelations about some of your favourite household names.
DISCLAIMER: Micky’s memoirs may contain alternative facts

'I was belly laughing, ugly laughing and that’s what you want from a comedian' Alecia Dixon
'I absolutely love you, you are hilarious!' David Walliams
'You left me wanting more, everything that comes out of your mouth is hilarious' Amanda Holden
'So smart, so quick, so funny, so different, so original. You absolutely nailed it!' Simon Cowell
Presented by Mick Perrin Worldwide Ltd
18+
Ends 10.20pm approx
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Mike Milligan: On yer Bike Mike - Giz a Job - Available For Work Since The Eighties

Monday 29th April 2019


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20:30



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Mike Milligan: On yer Bike Mike - Giz a Job - Available For Work Since The Eighties

Monday 29th April 2019

Following on the success his 2018 show, ‘Shearer Shared me Pram’ ‘a must see...’ Evening chronicle North East Comedy veteran and Stand regular Mike Milligan , is back again with his new offering - ‘On your bike Mike - Giz a Job - Available For Work Since the Eighties!’
With a title quoting iconic Eighties sound bites about employment, Mike provides an hour of laughter and radgie-gadgie social commentary, tracing his three decades of adventure and mishap in (and out) of the world of work.
We follow his progress from the unwritten etiquette of signing on the dole, to the absurdities involved in being a Thatcher era Tampon sales rep. He reveals his tribulations as an inner city primary teacher and exposes his time as a hapless shop assistant .
We meet Mike the reluctant soldier, who is more of a danger to Britain than the hordes of the Red Army he is training to face.
His recounted experiences in the world of acting will include getting kicked off Byker Grove, singing whilst standing in Speedos on Redcar beach in January and being the best deleted scene in the ‘I, Daniel Blake’ movie! Moreover, Mike shares with us the highs and lows of decades as a hardworking stand-up comic, which round off a rich mine of memories and poignant hilarity that constitute this honest and heartfelt show.
‘Mike has an ‘every man’ touch that hits the funny gag after gag’ Steffan Peddie Radio Newcastle
‘Chronicle columnist Mike Milligan had the audience rolling with laughter with his hilarious account of growing up on Tyneside in the seventies. His original one-man show Shearer shared me Pram is a must see...’ Evening Chronicle
‘His new show was as fresh as new paint. I think it’s the best work and most personal show he has ever done!’ Alfie Joey BBC Radio Newcastle
Mike has written and performed for TV and radio, including; Spender, Byker Grove, Catherine Cookson dramas, Justice for Gemma (Granada), B.B.C’s Ross King Show, Radio 4’s Afternoon Shift and Weekending, The Paddy Kielty Show, Danni’s Dares (Ch.4), Running Jokes (Yorkshire T.V), Bundy’s rum TV campaign (Australia), It’s Funny up North (I.T.V 3), Premiership football Promo trailer {ESPN.) Mike appeared in Ken Loach’s award winning movie ‘I, Daniel Blake’ as well as ITV’s latest series of ‘Vera’. Mike also features in the forthcoming Ken Loach movie ‘Sorry we missed you.’
‘It’s hard not to feel completely awesome about comedy watching Mike on stage having fun’ The Crack Magazine
‘Top northern stand up’ Sunday Times Culture Magazine
‘You’ll have a great time’ **** Scotsman
‘Cracking paced show won the audience over with quality gags and observations. Hecklers were gleefully seized upon.’ The Journal
‘A name to watch out for’ Daily Telegraph
‘Snappy, sharp and packed full of belly laughs, Mike Milligan stole the show’ Edinburgh Evening News
Duration 100mins
Hot food available in the club from when doors open until 10mins before show start. Click here to download a menu
The Stand’s Bar and Kitchen is also open Monday - Friday 6pm - Late (show nights only) and Saturday - Sunday 12pm - Late.
Food service runs Mon-Fri 6pm – 9pm, Sat 12pm – 9pm, Sun – 12pm – 8pm (Sunday Lunch served until 4pm). Click here to download a menu
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014-2017
#StandUpScran

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Victim, Complex

Tuesday 30th April 2019


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20:30



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Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Victim, Complex

Tuesday 30th April 2019

Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Victim, Complex

You might have seen Kiri on Comedy Central at the Comedy Store, The Russell Howard Hour or heard her on The Now Show. You might have no idea who she is, that's fine too. What you should know is, she's very quietly been going mad for a few years and, to borrow a phrase from Uma Thurman, she's been 'waiting... to feel less angry'. So, it's time to talk about victims, love and lies. You might not believe her, but she's used to that.
★★★★★ “This show was heart-wrenchingly, tear-jerkingly funny, with an honest sentiment and an empowering message” The Voice
★★★★★ “Fusing humour with biting reality in a way that is very powerful” Three Weeks
★★★★ “Making powerhouse stand-up from the thorniest of subjects” Guardian
★★★★ “Ballsy and funny, and smart” Chrotle

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Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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