What's On in Glasgow in September


Glasgow Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 1st September 2019


14:30


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Glasgow Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 1st September 2019

Boring old Sundays will never be the same again! The Stand Comedy Club presents a live stand-up show for younger fans every month. We’ve got three top comedians at every show, including host Mr Fibbers . There are no sweary words or adult stuff – just a load of jokes and fun.

With Stephen Halkett and Yvonne Carroll.
Best for 8-12’s. Sorry, no under 5’s and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.
Duration 1hr.
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 1st September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 1st September 2019

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.
With John Gillick and Stephen Halkett.

Duration: 125minutes | Show ends: 10.35pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Monday Night Improv

Monday 2nd September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Monday Night Improv

Monday 2nd September 2019

Have your Comedy mind blown your mind in this fast, frantic totally improvised two hour comedy show based totally on your suggestions.
Join our regular squad of amazing comics and hosts including Stu & Garry, Will Naameh aka MC Hammersmith, Billy Kirkwood and some very special guests battling it out for big laughs as our players pit their skills against whatever the audience throws at them.
Unscripted, Unrehearsed anything can happen and all for a BARGAIN £3
For regular info, videos and special offers - check out the shows Facebook page

Previous guests include - Mark Nelson, Jay Lafferty, Junior Simpson, Gavin Mitchell, Sian Bevan, Susan McCabe, Gary Little, Christopher McArthur Boyd, Rosco McCelland, Marc Jennings and many more.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Red Raw

Tuesday 3rd September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 3rd September 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK.
Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 4th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 4th September 2019

Comedy and hip hop clash in rap battles, a concept show which garnered a 5 star review and nuff respect at the Fringe. Street cred is put on the line as some of the country's best comedians compete to see who exhibits the most swag when it comes to hip hop wits.
The Edinburgh Fringe version of the show attracted some of the most respected comedians on the block, including Mark Watson, Carl Donnelly and Daniel Sloss.
'The Wee Man and Ro Campbell have invented one of the most exciting late-night formats since Set List with their Rap Battles...thrilling and funny...could end in a murder.' ***** The Skinny
Please note: This show has limited unreserved seating with additional standing room.
View previous Rap Battles here .

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 5th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 5th September 2019

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Owen O'Neill , Ria Lina and host Gareth Waugh .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 6th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 6th September 2019

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Owen O'Neill , Ria Lina , Stephen Halkett and host Gareth Waugh .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 7th September 2019


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 7th September 2019

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for online and over the phone card payments.
With Owen O'Neill , Ria Lina , Stephen Halkett and host Gareth Waugh .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.15pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Top Flight Time Machine

Sunday 8th September 2019


17:00


18:00



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Top Flight Time Machine

Sunday 8th September 2019

Andy Dawson and Sam Delaney’s highly-acclaimed podcast is finally reimagined as a theatrical experience. This is no ordinary live recording of a podcast episode – Sam and Andy will be carrying out extreme physical movement, while the audience will experience similar emotional movement. This is it!

Duration: 60minutes | Show ends: 7pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 8th September 2019


19:45


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 8th September 2019

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.
With Eddie Cassidy .

Duration: 125minutes | Show ends: 10.35pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 10th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 10th September 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK.
Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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BBC Comedy Presents

Wednesday 11th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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BBC Comedy Presents

Wednesday 11th September 2019

Join BBC Comedy and The Stand for a night of brand new comedy.
'Want to see some brand spanking new comedy talent? Yes? That’s good!'
See the start of some new stand-up material and comedy shows that are in development and be part of comedy history in the making. Grab your tickets and have your say…..bring your funny friends to see funny in the making!
Fancy performing in future? Got a great idea for a comedy script and fancy having your material performed in front of an audience? Maybe you have a sketch show up your sleeve or a funny character you want to develop? If you want to have your material read by us and have the chance for it to be performed at The Stand (and maybe even make its way on to telly!) then get in touch! scotlandcomedy@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 12th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 12th September 2019

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Jeff Innocent , Nicola Mantalios , Cubby and host Gus Lymburn .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 13th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 13th September 2019

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Jeff Innocent , Nicola Mantalios , Cubby and host Gus Lymburn .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 14th September 2019


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 14th September 2019

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for online and over the phone card payments.
With Jeff Innocent , MC Hammersmith , Nicola Mantalios , Cubby and host Gus Lymburn .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.15pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Benefit in Aid of Cosgrove Care

Monday 16th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Cosgrove Care

Monday 16th September 2019

Cosgrove is a leading learning disability charity dedicated to helping people fulfil their ambitions and achieve their goals. We aim to improve the lives of people with additional needs and their families so they have the same opportunities as everyone else.
Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy in support of their important work.
With 5 stellar acts TBA!
To ensure all ticket money goes directly to the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £8 payable cash at the door and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0141 212 3389

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Red Raw

Tuesday 17th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 17th September 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK.
Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Spontaneous Potter

Wednesday 18th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Spontaneous Potter

Wednesday 18th September 2019

Grab your wands, don your house robes, and apparate yourselves to The Stand. A very magical improv show awaits...
Spontaneous Potter is an entirely improvised Harry Potter comedy play, based on an audience suggestion of a fanfiction title. An entirely new Potter adventure is magically improvised on the spot - with live musical accompaniment!
Brought to you by the comedy improvisers behind the critically-acclaimed and award-winning "Spontaneous Sherlock".
Note: Spontaneous Potter is an unofficial show that is not endorsed by or affiliated with Warner Bros., JK Rowling or her publishers. All rights to the ‘Harry Potter’ books and associated trademarks are the property of JK Rowling / her publishers. All film / image rights associated with the film series are property of Warner Bros.
'Unbeatably clever' ★★★★★ Edinburgh Guide 2017
'Flawlessly executed improv comedy... pure, unadulterated hilarity' ★★★★★ EdFringeReview
'Side-splitting laughter across the entirety of the performance' ★★★★★ Three Weeks
'These guys are going to be huge' ★★★★★ Breakneck Comedy
'An ingenious, laugh out loud show... perfect for Potterheads and muggles alike' ★★★★★ Edinburgh Guide 2018
'Manic laughter' ★★★★★ The Lumber Room
Best Variety, Scottish Comedy Awards 2018 (Winners)
Derek Award, Best PBH Show Edinburgh Fringe 2017 (Winners)
Top 100 Best Rated Shows, Edinburgh Fringe 2017 (The List)
'Raucously funny... the highlight of the Fringe so far!' ★★★★ TV Bomb
'It’s no surprise that Spontaneous Sherlock has punters lining up along the pavement... if you're a fan of Sherlock, you must see this show' ★★★★ Broadway Baby
'Spontaneous Sherlock is an infectiously riotous whirlwind of a show... orders of magnitude better than Benedict Cumberbatch' ★★★★ EdFringeReview
'Professional quality improv done so, so right... certainly an event which lives up to its own hype' ★★★★ Edinburgh49

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 19th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 19th September 2019

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Kai Humphries , Liam Withnail , Josh Pugh and host Susan Morrison .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 20th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 20th September 2019

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Kai Humphries , Liam Withnail , Josh Pugh and host Susan Morrison .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 21st September 2019


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 21st September 2019

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for online and over the phone card payments.
With Kai Humphries , Liam Withnail , Josh Pugh and host Susan Morrison .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.15pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 22nd September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 22nd September 2019

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.
With Jeannie Jones .

Duration: 125minutes | Show ends: 10.35pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 24th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 24th September 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK.
Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 26th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 26th September 2019

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Michael Fabbri , Ryan Cullen , Arielle Soumahoro , Eddie Cassidy and host Billy Kirkwood .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 27th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 27th September 2019

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Michael Fabbri , Ryan Cullen , Arielle Soumahoro , Eddie Cassidy and host Billy Kirkwood .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 28th September 2019


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 28th September 2019

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for online and over the phone card payments.
With Michael Fabbri , Ryan Cullen , Arielle Soumahoro , Eddie Cassidy and host Billy Kirkwood .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.15pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Glasgow Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 29th September 2019


14:30


15:00



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Glasgow Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 29th September 2019

Boring old Sundays will never be the same again! The Stand Comedy Club presents a live stand-up show for younger fans every month. We’ve got three top comedians at every show, including host Mr Fibbers . There are no sweary words or adult stuff – just a load of jokes and fun.
Best for 8-12’s. Sorry, no under 5’s and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.

Duration 1hr.

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Fern Brady: Power and Chaos

Sunday 29th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Fern Brady: Power and Chaos

Sunday 29th September 2019

As seen on Live from the BBC, Live from the Comedy Store, The Russell Howard Hour, and Live at the Apollo Fern is one of the UK’s hottest comedy stars. Known for being totally unique and completely fearless her new show will tackle sexuality, feminism, power, Brexit, Britishness, Scottishness and nationality all with her caustic wit, exceptional writing and electric stage craft. Fern is embarking on her biggest tour to date with the show debuting in Australia before heading out across the UK and Europe.
Featured in Vogue as one of the Top 5 Female Comedians as well as the Telegraphs top 5 young comedians to watch, Fern’s career has gone stratospheric in the last 18months. She’s had viral success with her BBC Life Lessons, stormed the Australian comedy scene and supported Frankie Boyle and Katherine Ryan on Tour.
'An astounding hour' ***** List
'Tough-talking and packed with don’t-give-a-shit honesty. It finds the right balance between sincerity and side-splitting anecdotes…. I was crying with laughter.' ***** Skinny
**** Fest Mag
Twitter @fernbrady
Instagram @fernfrombathgate
Website www.fernbrady.com
Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 10.10pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Bar snacks available

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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Monday Night Improv

Monday 30th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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Monday Night Improv

Monday 30th September 2019

Have your Comedy mind blown your mind in this fast, frantic totally improvised two hour comedy show based totally on your suggestions.
Join our regular squad of amazing comics and hosts including Stu & Garry, Will Naameh aka MC Hammersmith, Billy Kirkwood and some very special guests battling it out for big laughs as our players pit their skills against whatever the audience throws at them.
Unscripted, Unrehearsed anything can happen and all for a BARGAIN £3
For regular info, videos and special offers - check out the shows Facebook page

Previous guests include - Mark Nelson, Jay Lafferty, Junior Simpson, Gavin Mitchell, Sian Bevan, Susan McCabe, Gary Little, Christopher McArthur Boyd, Rosco McCelland, Marc Jennings and many more.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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ABIGOLIAH SCHAMAUN: DO YOU KNOW WHO I THINK I AM?!

Monday 30th September 2019


19:30


20:30



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ABIGOLIAH SCHAMAUN: DO YOU KNOW WHO I THINK I AM?!

Monday 30th September 2019

She's a myriad of paradoxes.
A hardcore yoga bunny with surprisingly squishy thighs.
A boring heteronormative disguised as a luscious lady lover.
She grew up in the conservative Midwest of America to become an unabashedly liberal UK-based comic.
Nothing is what it seems. Especially Abigoliah Schamaun .
Join the critically acclaimed stand-up as she takes to the road for her debut nationwide tour, on the back of a sell out Edinburgh Festival season and appearances on the top rated The Guilty Feminist and Global Pillage podcasts.
‘Damningly perceptive and very funny… she has a tightrope-treading ability the match of anything by Chris Rock or Bill Burr’ Scotsman
'Confident and brilliantly funny with a knack for a turn of phrase that turns the simplest comment into a solid laugh' **** Broadway Baby


Duration: 105minutes | Show ends: 10.15pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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