What's On in Glasgow in October


Red Raw

Tuesday 1st October 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 1st October 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK.
Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 2nd October 2019


19:30


20:30



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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 2nd October 2019

Comedy and hip hop clash in rap battles, a concept show which garnered a 5 star review and nuff respect at the Fringe. Street cred is put on the line as some of the country's best comedians compete to see who exhibits the most swag when it comes to hip hop wits.
The Edinburgh Fringe version of the show attracted some of the most respected comedians on the block, including Mark Watson, Carl Donnelly and Daniel Sloss.
'The Wee Man and Ro Campbell have invented one of the most exciting late-night formats since Set List with their Rap Battles...thrilling and funny...could end in a murder.' ***** The Skinny
Please note: This show has limited unreserved seating with additional standing room.
View previous Rap Battles here .

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 3rd October 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 3rd October 2019

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Carl Hutchinson , Amy Matthews and host Stu Murphy .


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 4th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 4th October 2019

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Carl Hutchinson , Stuart Goldsmith , Amy Matthews and host Stu Murphy .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 5th October 2019


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 5th October 2019

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings.
With Carl Hutchinson , Stuart Goldsmith , Amy Matthews and host Stu Murphy .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.15pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Nick Helm

Sunday 6th October 2019


16:00


16:30



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Nick Helm

Sunday 6th October 2019

Resurrected from the ashes, come and witness two time Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee and International Treasure In Waiting shaking his ass, singing songs and righting wrongs. You don’t deserve this...
'The man is brutal, but by AC/DC he's talented with it.' ★★★★★ The Latest
‘Pretty f*cking amazing. A true comedy daredevil’ ★★★★ Time Out

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 6.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available.

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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PAUL FOOT: IMAGE CONSCIOUS

Sunday 6th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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PAUL FOOT: IMAGE CONSCIOUS

Sunday 6th October 2019

Greetings. I am one of the world’s comedians and I’m here to tell ye about my show. Have you ever considered the unique predicament of the soft-shell crab? Well I have. That animal is absolutely ridiculous. What about the many, MANY problems that occur when organising a suburban orgy? The catering, for example. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, which incidentally is a terrible type of lettuce.
‘Sublime, original and brilliant’ Independent
‘A deranged genius’ Sydney Morning Herald
‘A Sheer tour de farce’ EdFest Mag
Paul is a BBC New Comedy Award and Daily Telegraph Open Mike winner, has been nominated twice for a Barry at The Melbourne International Comedy Festival and was voted Best of The Fest and Best International Act at the 2013 Sydney and Perth Comedy Festivals respectively.
Recent TV and radio appearances include "The Infinite Monkey Cage" (BBC Radio 4), “Never Mind The Buzzcocks” (BBC2), "Would I Lie To You" (BBC 1), "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" (Channel 4), "The Morning After" (NBC), "8 Out of 10 Cats" (Channel 4), "Set List" (Sky Atlantic), "Christmas Pub Quiz" (ABC Australia), "The Alternative Comedy Experience" (Comedy Central), "Spicks 'n Specks" (ABC Australia) "Melbourne Festival Gala" and "The Great Debate" (Channel 10 Australia),”Funny As Hell” (HBO Canada).
In the USA Paul was a finalist on Series 6 of NBC's “Last Comic Standing”.


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Andy Zaltzman: The Bugle Live

Monday 7th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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Andy Zaltzman: The Bugle Live

Monday 7th October 2019

A live performance of the global smash-hit podcast The Bugle.
Hosted by Andy Zaltzman (with John Oliver from 2007 until 2015, and with a cast of guest co-hosts since its 2016 relaunch), The Bugle is one of this universe’s leading topical podcasts.
The show will feature Andy, live guests, people on screens, freshly-hewn satire, lies, puns & high-grade bullshit.
10 Years Podcasting ● 600+ Episodes ● 150m+ Global Downloads
Special guests to be confirmed
Duration: 90minutes | Show ends: 10pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 8th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 8th October 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK.
Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 10th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 10th October 2019

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Roger Monkhouse , Dave Longley and host Bruce Devlin .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 11th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 11th October 2019

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Roger Monkhouse , Dave Longley and host Bruce Devlin .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 12th October 2019


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 12th October 2019

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings.
With Roger Monkhouse , Dave Longley and host Bruce Devlin .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.15pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Rachel Fairburn & Kiri Pritchard-McLean - All Killa no Filla - Live! - 2pm show

Sunday 13th October 2019


13:00


14:00



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Rachel Fairburn & Kiri Pritchard-McLean - All Killa no Filla - Live! - 2pm show

Sunday 13th October 2019

SORRY, SOLD OUT!

If you would like to be added to a list for possible returns, please email admin@thestand.co.uk with...
your name phone number
number of tickets you require.
Join comedians Rachel Fairburn and Kiri Pritchard-McLean as they explore a shared passion, serial killers.
In this live version of the hugely popular podcast the pair will talk all things murder and macabre while having a right laugh doing it.
Recent shows have sold out so book your tickets now.
You weirdos.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 4pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Rachel Fairburn & Kiri Pritchard-McLean - All Killa no Filla - Live! - 5pm show

Sunday 13th October 2019


16:30


17:00



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Rachel Fairburn & Kiri Pritchard-McLean - All Killa no Filla - Live! - 5pm show

Sunday 13th October 2019

SORRY, SOLD OUT!
If you would like to be added to a list for possible returns, please email admin@thestand.co.uk with...
your name
phone number
number of tickets you require.
Join comedians Rachel Fairburn and Kiri Pritchard-McLean as they explore a shared passion, serial killers.
In this live version of the hugely popular podcast the pair will talk all things murder and macabre while having a right laugh doing it.
Recent shows have sold out so book your tickets now.
You weirdos.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 7pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Scummy Mummies Show

Sunday 13th October 2019


20:00


20:30



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The Scummy Mummies Show

Sunday 13th October 2019

Join comedians Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn as they celebrate the scummier side of parenting, from drinking wine at teatime to hiding from the PTA. Expect stand-up, sketches, songs, and some very scummy stories. Guaranteed to make parents laugh and non-parents happy about their life choices.
Based on the hit Scummy Mummies podcast and best-selling book. As seen in The Sunday Times and heard on Radio 4.
'Likeably straight-talking' Telegraph
'Very funny' Guardian
'Hilarious' Broadway Baby
Instagram @scummymummies
Twitter @scummymummies
Facebook @scummymummiespodcast


Duration: 110minutes | Show ends: 10.20pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Noise Next Door - Remix

Monday 14th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Noise Next Door - Remix

Monday 14th October 2019

The boys are back and mixing things up with a brand spanking new show that will split sides, blow minds, and drop jaws. The undisputed masters of off-the-cuff comedy will transform audience suggestions into ferociously funny scenes and songs in the blink of an eye with a perfect blend of ludicrous characters, witty one-liners, and explosive physicality. ‘Remix’ will see the chaotic quartet change the game with their most creative, cutting edge and hilarious show yet.
Eleven time sell-out veterans of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and one of the country’s most sought after comedy club headliners, The Noise Next Door leave audiences everywhere in awe of their lightning-quick wit and totally original comedic talents. They have appeared on BBC One, BBC Three, ITV1, BBC Radio 1 and BBC Radio 4, and have performed alongside the likes of Michael McIntyre, Al Murray, and Harry Hill.
Unstoppably funny and uniquely talented, The Noise Next Door are the next big thing in British comedy.
‘Comedy Gold’ Guardian
‘Immaculately well executed’ Times
‘Hilarious… a superior kind of chaos’ Daily Telegraph
Video clips



Duration: 140minutes | Show ends: 10.50pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: Open from when doors open and after the show | Food: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 15th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 15th October 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK.
Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Vikki Stone - Songbird

Wednesday 16th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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Vikki Stone - Songbird

Wednesday 16th October 2019

Multi award-winning comedian and musician Vikki Stone 'Musical genuis' Absolute Radio returns with an all new show of her trademark comedy songs and stand up. As seen and heard on BBC Radio 4's The Now Show, BBC One's John Bishop Show and the BBC Proms Podcast.
'The lovechild of Victoria Wood and Tim Minchin' Scotsman
Best New Show Nominee Leicester Comedy Festival 2019
★ ★ ★ ★ Scotsman
★ ★ ★ ★ Three Weeks
★ ★ ★ ★ Sunday Herald
★ ★ ★ ★ Broadway Baby

Duration: 100minutes | Show ends: 10.10pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 17th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 17th October 2019

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Carey Marx , Brennan Reece and host Scott Agnew .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 18th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 18th October 2019

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Carey Marx , Brennan Reece and host Scott Agnew .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 19th October 2019


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 19th October 2019

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings.
With Carey Marx , Brennan Reece and host Scott Agnew .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.15pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 20th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 20th October 2019

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.

Duration: 125minutes | Show ends: 10.35pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Monday Night Improv

Monday 21st October 2019


19:30


20:30



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Monday Night Improv

Monday 21st October 2019

Have your Comedy mind blown your mind in this fast, frantic totally improvised two hour comedy show based totally on your suggestions.
Join our regular squad of amazing comics and hosts including Stu & Garry, Will Naameh aka MC Hammersmith, Billy Kirkwood and some very special guests battling it out for big laughs as our players pit their skills against whatever the audience throws at them.
Unscripted, Unrehearsed anything can happen and all for a BARGAIN £3
For regular info, videos and special offers
Check out the shows Facebook page


Previous guests include - Mark Nelson, Jay Lafferty, Junior Simpson, Gavin Mitchell, Sian Bevan, Susan McCabe, Gary Little, Christopher McArthur Boyd, Rosco McCelland, Marc Jennings and many more.

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 22nd October 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 22nd October 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK.
Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 24th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 24th October 2019

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Nick Revell , Donald Alexander and host Martin Mor .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 25th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 25th October 2019

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Nick Revell , Donald Alexander and host Martin Mor .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 26th October 2019


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 26th October 2019

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings.
With Nick Revell , Donald Alexander and host Martin Mor .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 11.15pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Where’s Dracula: The Mystery at Phantom Manor (Kids Show)

Sunday 27th October 2019


14:30


15:00



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Where’s Dracula: The Mystery at Phantom Manor (Kids Show)

Sunday 27th October 2019

Poisoned Apple Productions & the Stand Comedy Club presents...
Assemble creatures of the night as Dracula’s Mum summons you and host of creeps and ghouls to her annual Halloween party, with special guests Wolfman, Professor Frankenstein and Bellatrix the trainee witch.
But all is not as it seems with laughs to be had, games to be enjoyed and very special mystery to be solved!
Part comedy show and part classic whodunit, an interactive show about a radio play that goes haywire.
Interactive and fun filled for all the family.
Fancy dress welcome with special prizes for the best costumes!
Starring Bex Johnson , Russell Coid and Billy Kirkwood .

Duration 60 mins
Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5's and all young comedy fans must be accompanied.

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 29th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 29th October 2019

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK.
Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today.
Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.

We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer. Please note that we cannot accept group booking for this show.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!


Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx. | Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service : Bar snacks available


Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Giggle for Glen: Benefit in Aid of the Butterfly Trust and Queen Elizabeth Hospital

Wednesday 30th October 2019


19:30


20:30



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Giggle for Glen: Benefit in Aid of the Butterfly Trust and Queen Elizabeth Hospital

Wednesday 30th October 2019

Victoria Glen made it her life's work to help and support people living with Cystic Fibrosis and life limiting illness raising over 40 thousand pounds for charities including Live Life Then Give Life and The Butterfly Trust.
On the 30th of January 2017 at the age of 34 Victoria sadly passed away due to chronic rejection, six years after receiving a double lung transplant. It was her wish that her friends and family carry on her life's work of raising awareness and funding for Cystic Fibrosis a genetic disease which affects the lungs.
Victoria loved to laugh and this annual event will celebrate her life through love and laughter. Join a line up of top comics.

To ensure the maximum donation goes directly to the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £10 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0141 212 3389

Duration: 120minutes | Show ends: 10.30pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 31st October 2019


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 31st October 2019

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Rhys James , Andy Fury and host Ray Bradshaw .

Duration: 135minutes | Show ends: 10.45pm approx.| Age Guidance: 18+ | Bar: From when doors open and after the show | Food Service: Weekend toasties and bar snacks available

Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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