What's On in Newcastle in September


The Friday Show

Friday 1st September 2017


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The Friday Show

Friday 1st September 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Mark Nelson , Janey Godley , Fin Taylor and host Alfie Joey .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 2nd September 2017


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20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 2nd September 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Mark Nelson , Janey Godley , Fin Taylor and host Alfie Joey .


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Sod The Tories (And Have A Nice Week)

Sunday 3rd September 2017


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Sod The Tories (And Have A Nice Week)

Sunday 3rd September 2017

Fed up with the government? Fed up with the establishment? Fed up with what gets passed off as modern entertainment?
Then come be lifted by the Sod The Tories. A night of comedy, music, spoken word and general anti-authoritarian shenanigans. We’re not saying you’re an idiot if you like all the things mentioned above, but the people that are behind them think you’re a f**king moron. We don’t. We respect your right to have your intellect stimulated.
Or you can remain bewildered with the herd. That’s how they want you. Things are changing…
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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Owen Benjamin: Feel My Heat Tour

Monday 4th September 2017


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Owen Benjamin: Feel My Heat Tour

Monday 4th September 2017

Owen Benjamin is a comedian and actor, best known for his hilarious blend of stand-up and musical comedy. He has appeared in the movies The House Bunny (2008), All’s Faire in Love (2009), Jack and Jill (2011), and Staten Island Summer (2016) with the cast of SNL.
Owen is no stranger to television, having recently held one of the lead roles on TBS’s Sullivan & Son. He’s performed his unique stand-up sets on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Chelsea Lately, Inside Amy Schumer, and Comedy Central Presents: Owen Benjamin. His first hour-long special High Five Till It Hurts premiered on Comedy Central in 2014. Owen can be also heard on an upcoming episode of the long-running Fox comedy Family Guy
You can listen to Owen analyse why his jokes either work or fail on his podcast "Why Didn't They Laugh" which is ranked in iTunes top 100 and has had guests including: Bill Nye, Howie Mandel, Kunal Nayyer.
http://www.hugepianist.com
https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin
https://www.instagram.com/owenbenjam
https://www.facebook.com/owenbenjamincomedy

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Benefit in Aid of Stroke North East

Tuesday 5th September 2017


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20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Stroke North East

Tuesday 5th September 2017

Stroke North East provides a valuable social rehabilitation service that helps stroke sufferers improve their quality of life.
Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy to support their work.
With George Zach , Nicola Mantalios Lovett , Julie Grady Thomas and host Lee Kyle !
To ensure the maximum donation goes directly to the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £8 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.



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Red Raw

Wednesday 6th September 2017


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20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 6th September 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With host Matt Reed and headliner John Hastings .





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The Thursday Show

Thursday 7th September 2017


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 7th September 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Seymour Mace , Simon Donald , John Hastings , Jenny Collier and host Matt Reed .


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The Friday Show

Friday 8th September 2017


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20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 8th September 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Seymour Mace , Simon Donald , John Hastings , Jenny Collier and host Matt Reed .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 9th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 9th September 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Seymour Mace , Simon Donald , John Hastings , Jenny Collier and host Matt Reed .


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Nick Cranston: unSuitable

Sunday 10th September 2017


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Nick Cranston: unSuitable

Sunday 10th September 2017

It's been nine years since Nick Cranston started stand up comedy - he's gotten pretty decent at it. On a handful of occasions he wore a suit. That was unSuitable.
Come and see his debut hour. There'll be jokes and long bits and he'll try his best.
Parts of it will be 'rip-roaringly funny' (U-Review) other bits may be 'mediocre' (WSP) but he will definitely be 'on stage' (Gigglebeats)


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Good Grief

Monday 11th September 2017


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20:30



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Good Grief

Monday 11th September 2017

Dear Sir/Madam
Good Grief is here! Join us for an evening of comedy from emerging talent and our closest comedy affiliate. We take our comedy fresh and tasty so we're keeping the doors low and the quality high. Expect some stellar acts to drop into the North East for this. Four top acts, one experienced compere and a cracking headliner for 3 diddly squid - lovely stuff!
Yours with a ton of love and really properly decent hand shake.
Good Grief
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Paul Chowdhry: Live innit

Tuesday 12th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Paul Chowdhry: Live innit

Tuesday 12th September 2017

Following his 2015 100 date sell-out tour, comedy powerhouse and star of Taskmaster, Live at The Apollo and Stand Up for the Week, Paul Chowdhry brings his highly anticipated new stand-up show to venues nationwide.
‘It’s a rare and joyous thing to see a stand up so vibrant and imperiously on top of his game’ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Mail on Sunday



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Red Raw

Wednesday 13th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 13th September 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran
With host George Zach and headliner Seymour Mace .





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The Thursday Show

Thursday 14th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 14th September 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Kevin Gildea , John Whale , Kiri Pritchard-McLean and host Lee Kyle .


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The Friday Show

Friday 15th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 15th September 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Kevin Gildea , John Whale , Kiri Pritchard-McLean and host Lee Kyle .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 16th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 16th September 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran
With Kevin Gildea , John Whale , Kiri Pritchard-McLean and host Lee Kyle .


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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 17th September 2017


12:00


12:30



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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 17th September 2017

Kids, do you like watching idiots making fools of themselves?
Parents, sick of the kids staring at screens all day but can't really be bothered to entertain them yourself?
Well, why not come the the Kid's Comedy Club? There's loads of daft stuff going on, there are always a selection of the finest comedians around doing jokes without swears, sometimes there is magic, sometimes improv, sometimes impressions but it is NEVER boring..This show is suitable for children and adults of all ages, (well maybe not babies or really, grumpy old folk). Best suited for 8 to 12 year olds.
Tickets £4 per person.
You can also purchase meals from the kids menu only £4 which we’ll bring to you during the interval - we will keep it healthy, kid friendly and of course we can cater for the fussiest of eaters!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Approx running time 1hr 30 mins

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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 17th September 2017


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20:30



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Seymour Mace Makes It Up As He Goes Along

Sunday 17th September 2017

Seymour Mace makes it up as he goes along. Come and join Seymour and any of his mates he can con into working for nothing as they make stuff up on the spot relying only on the fact that they're funny.
It could turn out to be anything from a regular stand up night to an impromptu scripted performance of the film 'Zulu Dawn'.
So; y'know, you should come down, or not, whatever you like really, I'm not trying to twist your arm but, if you fancy it it'd be nice to see you.
There, I said it. Happy now?



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Benefit in Aid of Hebburn Town Football Club

Monday 18th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Hebburn Town Football Club

Monday 18th September 2017

Hebburn Football Club is a non league club, currently playing in Northern League Division 2.
Please join us for a fantastic night of comedy in support of the team.
With Jason Cook , Carl Hutchinson and Glen Roughead !
To ensure the maximum donation goes directly to the charity, we are not taking advance payment for this show. Ticket are £10 and can be reserved by calling 0191 300 9700.

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Eleanor Conway - Walk of Shame

Tuesday 19th September 2017


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Eleanor Conway - Walk of Shame

Tuesday 19th September 2017

Ferocious clubber and party girl Eleanor Conway has always been a woman of extremes; she partied around the world as a music journalist, ran off to Asia to work for the triads, made hardcore porn and Tinder’d her way through most of London… Now sober from alcohol and substances she’s failing to find moderation and meaning. ‘Walk of Shame’ is a critically acclaimed debut show about sex, sobriety, Sambuca and the modern addict that lies within us all.
'Reminiscent of early Graham Norton (albeit sexier)' ★★★★ List
'Conway is chaotic and electric' ★★★★ Skinny
'A charm and energy you just can't learn' ★★★★ Broadway Baby
'It would make a sensational movie' ★★★★ Female Arts
'A gem; brave and hilarious' ★★★★ Fringe Biscuit



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Red Raw

Wednesday 20th September 2017


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20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 20th September 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With host Nicola Mantalios-Lovett .





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The Suggestibles

Thursday 21st September 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Suggestibles

Thursday 21st September 2017

You supply the Suggestions. They supply the laughs!
If you like Whose Line is it Anyway? you’ll LOVE the Suggestibles’ two-hour improv comedy joyride! Their show is a speeding rollercoaster of improv games, skits, sketches and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. The team is boldly theatrical, wildly irreverent and utterly hilarious.
The whole night is based on audience suggestions, so come armed with ideas as their favourite suggestion of the night wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand. The Suggestibles play here the third Thursday of every month (December varies).
Off-the-cuff, off-the-wall and every show a one-off.
Find more on the Suggestibles at thesuggestibles.com and on Facebook and Twitter
@suggestibles
‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack
NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran

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The Friday Show

Friday 22nd September 2017


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The Friday Show

Friday 22nd September 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Janey Godley , Lost Voice Guy , Masud Milas and host Andy Fury .


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Seymour Mace Presents Mr Joe King: A Fundraiser for the Percy Hedley Foundation

Saturday 23rd September 2017


15:30


16:30



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Seymour Mace Presents Mr Joe King: A Fundraiser for the Percy Hedley Foundation

Saturday 23rd September 2017

Percy Hedley is a charitable organisation that provides a wide range of high quality, specialist and personalised care and education support to disabled people and their families.
Please join us for an afternoon of laughs in aid of their vital work!
Host Seymour Mace presents Mr Joe King plus Catherine Scott , Joby Mageean and Lost Voice Guy !
To ensure the maximum donation goes directly to the charity we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £5 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 23rd September 2017


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 23rd September 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Janey Godley , Lost Voice Guy , Masud Milas and host Andy Fury .


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JOHN WHALE: CALL ME ISHWHALE - WITH THE KIERAN RAFFERTY EXPERIENCE (KIERAN RAFFERTY)

Sunday 24th September 2017


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JOHN WHALE: CALL ME ISHWHALE - WITH THE KIERAN RAFFERTY EXPERIENCE (KIERAN RAFFERTY)

Sunday 24th September 2017

Give me your tired premises, your poor one-liners, your huddled innuendo...
Whales are a diverse group of fully aquatic placental marine mammals under the cetacean order, or so you thought.
After running out of famous and award-winning comedians to support, John Whale's much anticipated and long put-off debut show is a collaboration with musician Kieran Rafferty , in which they attempt to explore the chiaroscuro of the human condition (and if you don't paint in Italian they just mean contrasts).
An uplifting and silly show to make you feel everything, so come.
'John Whale leads you into a world you barely knew existed: a dreamlike fun palace full of off-kilter genius' BBC
'Awesome originality! A unique voice, miles ahead of the hacks and the pretenders. His timing, his mischievous delivery, and his unique material are the envy of his peers. Don't miss the chance to see him...again and again!' BBC
'A future star' Newcastle Evening Chronicle


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Stand Spotlight

Monday 25th September 2017


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Stand Spotlight

Monday 25th September 2017

Each show puts the spotlight on a different topic and we invite six of the best up and coming comedians to present new material for your enjoyment. We also link each show up with a charity to tie in with the theme and donate our ticket money towards their valuable work.
This show centres on the topic ‘Youth’ and ticket money will be donated to The Key , a local youth charity, which aims to inspire belief in young people from across the North East. The Key supports disadvantaged and vulnerable young people to develop important life skills and build their self-confidence, self-esteem and resilience for the future. In the past three years, 9,213 young people have participated in their Key Framework through the planning of 2,004 of their own projects.
Please join us to support brand new comedy from the stars of tomorrow and raise money for this great cause!
With Stanley Brooks , Andrew Stevenson, Lauren Stone , Jared Shooter , Tom Lawrinson , Dean Moore and host Julie Grady Thomas !
To ensure the maximum amount of money reaches the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £5 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700.




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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 26th September 2017


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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 26th September 2017

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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Red Raw

Wednesday 27th September 2017


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Red Raw

Wednesday 27th September 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran






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The Thursday Show

Thursday 28th September 2017


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 28th September 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Simon Munnery , Alex Boardman , Sammy Dobson and host Mandy Knight .



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The Friday Show

Friday 29th September 2017


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The Friday Show

Friday 29th September 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Simon Munnery , Alex Boardman , Sammy Dobson and host Mandy Knight .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 30th September 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 30th September 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran
With Simon Munnery , Alex Boardman , Sammy Dobson and host Mandy Knight .


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