What's On in Newcastle in April


Gunge! A Show With Gunge in It

Saturday 1st April 2017


12:00


12:30



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Gunge! A Show With Gunge in It

Saturday 1st April 2017

Afternoons are dead boring now, everyone knows that, even proper stupid idiots. So, why not come to this game show what Lee Kyle is hosting? It is for children but also for adults if they are stupid. Lee has made some gunge and it will get chucked over the losing captain. Everybody likes gunge. What? Do you want to entertain your own kids?
‘Full of psychotic, inclusive charm that even the hardest heart can't help but be taken in by’ Gigglebeats.co.uk
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Best suited for 8-12s. Sorry, no under 5s and all children must be accompanied.


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 1st April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 1st April 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Hailey Boyle , Andrea Hubert , Lee Kyle , Kiran Morjaria and host Mike Wilmot .




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Sod The Tories (And Have A Nice Week)

Sunday 2nd April 2017


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20:30



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Sod The Tories (And Have A Nice Week)

Sunday 2nd April 2017

Fed up with the government? Fed up with the establishment? Fed up with what gets passed off as modern entertainment?
Then come be lifted by the Sod The Tories. A night of comedy, music, spoken word and general anti-authoritarian shenanigans. We’re not saying you’re an idiot if you like all the things mentioned above, but the people that are behind them think you’re a f**king moron. We don’t. We respect your right to have your intellect stimulated.
Or you can remain bewildered with the herd. That’s how they want you. Things are changing…
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Stand Spotlight - New Beginnings - In Aid of Tyneside Housing Association

Monday 3rd April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Stand Spotlight - New Beginnings - In Aid of Tyneside Housing Association

Monday 3rd April 2017

For each Stand Spotlight we invite some of the best up and coming comedians to shine a light on a different topic, tying in with our charity theme. Be the first to see this brand new material – and your ticket money goes to a good cause!
This show will centre on the topic ‘New Beginnings’. Ticket money will be donated to Tyne Housing Association Ltd , a local project that provides Byker Bridge House emergency hostel and the Joseph Cowen Healthcare Centre and Workshop to help people experiencing homelessness get back on their feet. Please join us to support brand new comedy from the stars of tomorrow and raise money for their vital work!
With Stanley Brooks, Julie Grady Thomas, Kevin Carr, Neil Harris, Julian Lee, Izzy Moulder and host Sean Turner
To ensure the maximum amount of money reaches the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £5 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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Benefit in Aid of Ouseburn Farm

Tuesday 4th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Ouseburn Farm

Tuesday 4th April 2017

Ouseburn Farm is a charity that offers a chance to experience farm life and nature in the heart of Newcastle. Ouseburn is inclusive and accessible for all, providing educational visits for school children and training and development opportunities for adults with learning difficulties. Ouseburn works to develop agricultural, horticultural and environmental skills and advocates for sustainability in our urban environment. Ouseburn Farm is also a visitor attraction for the general public and entry is free so they rely on donations.
Staff and volunteers at Ouseburn Farm are looking forward to their night at The Stand to bring all their supporters together and we hope that you will join us!
With Gavin Webster , Lee Kyle , Tom Lawrinson , Julie Grady Thomas and host Hal Branson !
To ensure the maximum donation goes directly to the charity, we are not taking advance payment for this show. Ticket are £7 standard and £5 concession and can be reserved by calling 0191 300 9700.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 5th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 5th April 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With headliner John Whale .


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 6th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 6th April 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Steve Gribbin , John Lynn , Viv Groskop , Daniel Triscott and host Jason Cook .




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The Friday Show

Friday 7th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 7th April 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Steve Gribbin , John Lynn , Viv Groskop , Daniel Triscott and host Jason Cook .





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The Saturday Show

Saturday 8th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 8th April 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran
With Steve Gribbin , John Lynn , Viv Groskop , Daniel Triscott and host Jason Cook .



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Foil Arms and Hog - DoomDah

Sunday 9th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Foil Arms and Hog - DoomDah

Sunday 9th April 2017

Irish comedy, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, you racist.
Ireland's top comedy trio. Sold out Edfringe 2009-2016. Over ten million hits on YouTube. Foil, Arms and Hog present a delicious blend of bizarre, surreal and hilarious comedy scenes with outrageous characters and unexpected twists. Catch these lads while you can.
***** Irish Examiner ***** Irish Times ***** BroadwayBaby.com
***** Edinburgh Festivals
'These lads are hilarious' Jason Byrne
'Very funny' Rowan Atkinson
'An effervescent hour of fast-paced gags, fizzing with energy, invention and great lines' Chortle.co.uk
'Quite simply, a sensation' Edinburgh Festivals
https://www.facebook.com/foilarmsandhog/
https://www.youtube.com/user/foilarmsandhog
http://offthekerb.co.uk/foil-arms-and-hog/
https://www.facebook.com/offthekerb/
https://twitter.com/OffTheKerb


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Good Grief

Monday 10th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Good Grief

Monday 10th April 2017

Dear Sir/Madam
Good Grief is here! Join us for an evening of comedy from emerging talent and our closest comedy affiliate. We take our comedy fresh and tasty so we're keeping the doors low and the quality high. Expect some stellar acts to drop into the North East for this. Four top acts, one experienced compere and a cracking headliner for 3 diddly squid - lovely stuff!
Yours with a ton of love and really properly decent hand shake.
Good Grief
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Carl Donnelly: Bad Man Tings

Tuesday 11th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Carl Donnelly: Bad Man Tings

Tuesday 11th April 2017

Join Carl Donnelly for an all new hour of funnies as he takes us through his thoughts on reaching the ripe old age of 34, the age that is statistically the happiest of your life. Following the mess that was his late twenties and early thirties (involving divorce, depression, hallucinogens and worse) Carl has now seemingly found peace in being a vegetable planting, self-hating liberal with a wide array of useless kitchen utensils and is trying to work out which life he prefers.
‘Observational genius’ Guardian
‘A touching and hilarious account of embarrassment and the fragility of modern masculinity’ **** Sunday Times
‘This man is a rare creature – he is inherently funny, and his stand-up feels natural and free flowing…proper tears-in-the-eyes, laugh-out-loud funny’ ***** Broadway Baby
‘Donnelly can provoke laughter out of anything’ **** Scotsman
‘Donnelly has an unerring gift for mining consistent belly laughs. His genuinely cheerful demeanour is infectious’ **** List
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 12th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 12th April 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With host Lee Kyle and headliner Ed Patrick .


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 13th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 13th April 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Tom Stade , Steffen Peddie , Ed Patrick , Catherine Bohart and host Alfie Joey .


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The Friday Show

Friday 14th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 14th April 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Tom Stade , Steffen Peddie , Ed Patrick , Catherine Bohart and host Alfie Joey .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 15th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 15th April 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
#StandUpScran
With Tom Stade , Steffen Peddie , Ed Patrick , Catherine Bohart and Alfie Joey .


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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 16th April 2017


12:00


12:30



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Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 16th April 2017

Kids, do you like watching idiots making fools of themselves?
Parents, sick of the kids staring at screens all day but can't really be bothered to entertain them yourself?
Well, why not come the the Kid's Comedy Club? There's loads of daft stuff going on, there are always a selection of the finest comedians around doing jokes without swears, sometimes there is magic, sometimes improv, sometimes impressions but it is NEVER boring..This show is suitable for children and adults of all ages, (well maybe not babies or really, grumpy old folk). Best suited for 8 to 12 year olds.
Tickets £4 per person.
You can also purchase meals from the kids menu only £4 which we’ll bring to you during the interval - we will keep it healthy, kid friendly and of course we can cater for the fussiest of eaters!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Approx running time 1hr 30 mins

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Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 16th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 16th April 2017

Celebrate the Bank Holiday in style with a night of top comedy!
With Tom Stade , Steffen Peddie , Katherine Tanney , John Gibson and host Alfie Joey .
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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Benefit in Aid of Heel & Toe Children's Charity

Monday 17th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Heel & Toe Children's Charity

Monday 17th April 2017

Heel & Toe Children's Charity provide therapy to children with Cerebral Palsy and other physical disabilities. They offer free specialist Occupational Therapy, Physiotherapy and Speech and Language services.
Please join us for a great night of comedy in support of their work.
With John Scott , Lost Voice Guy , John Whale , Catherine Scott and host Matt Reed !
To ensure the maximum donation goes directly to the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £6 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0191 300 9700.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.



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Rob Auton: The Sleep Show

Tuesday 18th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Rob Auton: The Sleep Show

Tuesday 18th April 2017

This show is about sleep. It is suitable for those who have slept.
Following on from 2012's The Yellow Show, 2013's The Sky Show, 2014's The Face Show, 2015's The Water Show, award-winning writer and performer Rob Auton returns with 2016's The Sleep Show.
‘Entirely compelling to watch’ Daniel Kitson
‘Just sad’ Vanessa Feltz
‘We need him’ Scotsman
‘A genuine original. Poetical, philosophical, humane, completely charming and funny to boot.’ Guardian
‘Like watching a kid caught in the stage lights of his first Nativity’ Venue.co.uk
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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Red Raw

Wednesday 19th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 19th April 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With host Matt Reed and headliner Ben Crompton .



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The Suggestibles

Thursday 20th April 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Suggestibles

Thursday 20th April 2017

‘You supply the suggestions. They supply the laughs!’ in this two-hour improv-comedy joyride - a rollercoaster of spontaneous games, sketches, skits and songs – including ‘Aspects Of …’ their ingenious improvised musical in the second half. If you like ‘Whose Line is it Anyway?’ you’ll love the Suggestibles. They’re theatrical, wildly irreverent, and utterly hilarious.
Best audience suggestion wins two free tickets to another Suggestibles show at the Stand, as the North’s best-loved comedy troupe is resident here the third Thursday of every month (formerly playing monthly Mondays since 2012). Check out audience reviews cos their Stand gigs are rated in the top 5 TripAdvisor attractions to Newcastle. You can also join in games on their Facebook page to win tickets there, find them on Twitter @Suggestibles, and watch clips on YouTube and Suggestibles’ website.
The troupe is typically made up of core players Ian McLaughlin, Bev Fox, Carl Kennedy and Alex Ross on piano, plus special guests from the UK improv scene.
Because it’s all made up on the spot and inspired by the audience, every show is a premiere, uniquely different, and never to be seen again. Expect the unexpected!
‘One of the hottest comedy tickets in the North East’ Guardian
‘The best thing to happen to hilarity since the advent of the laugh’ NARC
‘There’s nothing more satisfying than comedy which makes you ache with laughter – and The Suggestibles provide exactly that. It seems there’s no end to their talents’ Journal
‘Undoubtedly one of the greatest acts in the region’ NUS Courier
‘Two hours of comedy gold’ Shields Gazette
‘Something of a phenomenon’ The Crack
NB Concession prices are also available to Actors Equity cardholders for Suggestibles’ shows.
Please note concession prices are available to Equity members for this show
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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The Friday Show

Friday 21st April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 21st April 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Keir McAllister , Laurence Clark , Si Beckwith and host Mandy Knight .




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The Saturday Show

Saturday 22nd April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 22nd April 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Keir McAllister , Laurence Clark , Si Beckwith and host Mandy Knight .


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Rahul Kohli: Not So Chubby Brown

Sunday 23rd April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Rahul Kohli: Not So Chubby Brown

Sunday 23rd April 2017

Geordie Rahul Kohli is back with his much anticipated second hour following on from his critically acclaimed debut hour: Newcastle Brown Male.
A look back at the political, topical events of the year all from this young Newcastle Brown’s perspective. While flirting with the offensive, the dark (of course, look at his skin), and turning his back on political correctness, Rahul Kohli is Not So Chubby, Brown.
'Top Pick of Edinburgh Fringe 2016' BBC Radio 4, The Huffington Post, The Skinny
As seen on BBC Big Asian Comedy Night
'The Comedy World is still his oyster' Steve Bennett, Chortle
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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Steffen Peddie's Chat Show Thing*

Monday 24th April 2017


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Steffen Peddie's Chat Show Thing*

Monday 24th April 2017

It’s a chat show, live with no cameras and no censor. What do we discuss? Who knows! Your host Steffen Peddie will welcome you to pull up a chair and listen to the backstage chat that the audience do not get to hear. With live stand up and chat from the guests and the chance to put forward questions yourself and maybe win a prize from the “Table of Tat” Why would you not want to be there?
*may feature jokes and lots of ad libbing.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 25th April 2017


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20:30



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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 25th April 2017

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Red Raw

Wednesday 26th April 2017


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20:30



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Red Raw

Wednesday 26th April 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With host Steffen Peddie and headliner Lost Voice Guy .


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 27th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 27th April 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Carey Marx , John Scott , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and host Lee Kyle .


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The Friday Show

Friday 28th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 28th April 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Carey Marx , John Scott , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and host Lee Kyle .



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 29th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 29th April 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
Tripadvisor Excellence Award Winner 2014, 2015 and 2016
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With Carey Marx , John Scott , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and host Lee Kyle .


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Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 30th April 2017


19:00


20:30



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Bank Holiday Special

Sunday 30th April 2017

Celebrate the Bank Holiday in style with a night of top comedy!
With Carey Marx , John Scott , Katherine Tanney , Deage Paxton and host Lee Kyle .
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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