What's On in Newcastle in January


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Frank Sanazi's Das Vegas Night

Monday 23rd January 2017


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Frank Sanazi's Das Vegas Night

Monday 23rd January 2017

After another successful European tour Frank Sanazi's Comedy Cabaret War Machine rolls into Newcastle accompanied by his psychopathic Iraq pack buddy Saddami Davis Jnr, Frank offers a Vegas-style evening under his terms.
Audiences will be spellbound as Frank swings such classics as Third Reich and Mein Way.
Expect a night to remember, Not for the faint hearted....
Resistance is Futile.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 24th January 2017


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THE FOOTBAAAALL SHOW

Tuesday 24th January 2017

Join Gavin Webster and Lee Kyle for the only topical north east football comedy show. Expect local lampooning of the regions clubs, great football nostalgia and anecdotes, a quiz where you can challenge the lads for money on their historical knowledge of Newcastle United, pies and bovril in the break, even a sing song at the end. With great guests including a couple of ex footballing legends. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Red Raw

Wednesday 25th January 2017


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Red Raw

Wednesday 25th January 2017

This weekly showcase for beginners lets the newest comedians in the Northeast try out their material in front of a live audience for the first time. It features up to ten new acts and gives you the chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Many established comedians also drop by from time to time to test out their latest gags.
Please note:
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment.
You can still book and pay online OR you can purchase tickets on the door from 7pm.
We hold back 150 tickets for sale at the venue door on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With host Matt Reed .


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 26th January 2017


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 26th January 2017

Start the weekend early with this two hour live comedy show. It features the best comperes, established headliners and several up and coming acts from the local and national circuits. There’s also a slot for a newcomer on every bill. The line-up is also usually the same as our premium Saturday night show but at almost half the price.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Carl Donnelly , Andrew Ryan , Si Buglass , Monty Burns and host Nicola Mantalios Lovett .


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The Friday Show

Friday 27th January 2017


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The Friday Show

Friday 27th January 2017

There’s no better way to end the working week than with The Friday Show. Our ace comperes, seasoned headliners and roster of up and coming home grown comedians combine in this two hour live show. There’s five acts on every bill including the very best comics from the UK and beyond.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Carl Donnelly , Andrew Ryan , Si Buglass , Monty Burns and host Susan Morrison .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 28th January 2017


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 28th January 2017

It’s the biggest show of the week. Relax as our resident comperes lead the way with The Saturday Show. Featuring five different acts on each bill there’s something for everyone to laugh at including the very best comics from the UK and beyond. Hot food available in the club or arrive a bit earlier to try our fab pre-theatre menu in the upstairs bistro.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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With Carl Donnelly , Andrew Ryan , Si Buglass , Monty Burns and host Susan Morrison .



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Dogs (by Zoe)

Sunday 29th January 2017


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Dogs (by Zoe)

Sunday 29th January 2017

Nicola Mantalios Lovett presents an hour of her dog obsessed character 'Zoe'.
'Zoe likes dogs so much, she also likes stationary, songs and dating. Zoe does not like change.'
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.

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Steffen Peddie's Chat Show Thing*

Monday 30th January 2017


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Steffen Peddie's Chat Show Thing*

Monday 30th January 2017

What is it?
It’s a live chat show like you see on TV and features interviews with comedians, actors, musicians, DJs, Oddballs and other assorted interesting people!
*may feature jokes and lots of ad libbing.
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.
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Lee Kyle - Burning This Place to the Ground

Tuesday 31st January 2017


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Lee Kyle - Burning This Place to the Ground

Tuesday 31st January 2017

Come and see Lee Kyle do his show, it's good. Mind you, this is him typing this so he's bound to say that.
If you have seen him do comedy and liked it, you might like this show, if you have seen him and thought he was rubbish, this might change your mind I suppose, probably not. If you don't rate him, I'm perplexed as to why you're even reading this really.
If you've never heard of Lee, then, I don't know, it's probably worth a punt, these people liked him and he's quite a nice man:
'Top up-and-coming comedy performer' BBC
'Quirky and original... the highlight of the night' GiggleBeats
'Very funny' Manchester Evening News
'Had everyone on their feet – Sublimely ridiculous' Northern Echo
'A brilliant performance... pure genius' NARC Magazine
Hot food available in the club or why not treat yourself to some pre-show dining at The Stand Bistro open Mon/Tues from 5pm (show nights only), Wed-Sat from 11am and noon on Sundays.



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