What's On in Glasgow in September


The Friday Show

Friday 1st September 2017


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The Friday Show

Friday 1st September 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Susie McCabe , Dave Ward , Marc Jennings , Stephen Halkett and host Stuart Murphy .



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Owen Benjamin: Feel My Heat Tour

Saturday 2nd September 2017


16:30


17:00



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Owen Benjamin: Feel My Heat Tour

Saturday 2nd September 2017

SORRY SOLD OUT! If there are any uncollected tickets these will go back on sale on the door 15 minutes before the show starts. Please note it will be standing room only by this point.
Owen Benjamin is a comedian and actor, best known for his hilarious blend of stand-up and musical comedy. He has appeared in the movies The House Bunny (2008), All’s Faire in Love (2009), Jack and Jill (2011), and Staten Island Summer (2016) with the cast of SNL.
Owen is no stranger to television, having recently held one of the lead roles on TBS’s Sullivan & Son. He’s performed his unique stand-up sets on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Chelsea Lately, Inside Amy Schumer, and Comedy Central Presents: Owen Benjamin. His first hour-long special High Five Till It Hurts premiered on Comedy Central in 2014. Owen can be also heard on an upcoming episode of the long-running Fox comedy Family Guy
You can listen to Owen analyse why his jokes either work or fail on his podcast "Why Didn't They Laugh" which is ranked in iTunes top 100 and has had guests including: Bill Nye, Howie Mandel, Kunal Nayyer.
http://www.hugepianist.com
https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin
https://www.instagram.com/owenbenjam
https://www.facebook.com/owenbenjamincomedy

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 2nd September 2017


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 2nd September 2017

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
With Susie McCabe , David Ward , Marc Jennings , Stephen Halkett and host Stu Murphy .


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Gary Dunn presents ‘The BIG Stoopid Magic Show’

Sunday 3rd September 2017


14:30


15:00



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Gary Dunn presents ‘The BIG Stoopid Magic Show’

Sunday 3rd September 2017

Back by popular demand! Gary Dunn presents ‘The BIG Stoopid Magic Show’ Magic, Slapstick and big laughs for the whole family - not to be missed!
‘This Magic Rocks!’ Glasgow Herald
‘An absolute must see show!’ Primary Times
Best for 8-12’s. Sorry, no under 5’s and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.

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Frankie Boyle Benefit in Aid of Refugee Action Scotland

Sunday 3rd September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Frankie Boyle Benefit in Aid of Refugee Action Scotland

Sunday 3rd September 2017

SORRY, SOLD OUT! If there are any uncollected tickets they will go back on sale on the door 15 mins before the show starts. Please note that it will be standing room only by this point.
Join Frankie Boyle for some laughs in aid of Refugee Action Scotland !
Re-Act, Refugee Action Scotland, is a not-for-profit humanitarian aid project launched in response to the worldwide refugee crisis. They work to fundraise and collect vital donations from all over Scotland to transport to refugee camps and crisis areas. All ticket proceeds from the show will be donated to their 'Truck Fund' to enable Re-Act to deliver emergency aid in the quickest, cheapest and most effective way. If you would like to find out more information about this project or make a further donation you can do so here
Please note our venue is a mixture of unreserved seating and standing room. This will be a sell out performance lasting 60 minutes so if you wish to be seated it is important to arrive for the doors opening time, or slightly before as a queue will be forming.

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Monday Night Improv

Monday 4th September 2017


20:00


20:30



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Monday Night Improv

Monday 4th September 2017

Hold on tight for this fast, frantic unpredictable showdown of improvised comedy games where the same game is never played twice. We’ve got two teams of comics featuring Garry Dobson, Stu Murphy, and some very special guests battling it out for big laughs as our players pit their skills against whatever the audience throws at them. And it’s all under the watchful eye of ‘Improv Warlord’ Billy Kirkwood as they chase comedy gold. Unscripted, Unrehearsed anything can happen.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 5th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 5th September 2017

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
With headliner Carmen Lynch .


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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 6th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 6th September 2017

Comedy and hip hop clash in rap battles, a concept show which garnered a 5 star review and nuff respect at the Fringe. Street cred is put on the line as some of the country's best comedians compete to see who exhibits the most swag when it comes to hip hop wits.
The Edinburgh Fringe version of the show attracted some of the most respected comedians on the block, including Mark Watson, Carl Donnelly and Daniel Sloss.
'The Wee Man and Ro Campbell have invented one of the most exciting late-night formats since Set List with their Rap Battles...thrilling and funny...could end in a murder.' ***** Skinny
Please note: This show has limited unreserved seating with additional standing room.
View previous Rap Battles here .


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 7th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 7th September 2017

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.
With Rudi Lickwood , Carmen Lynch , Jamie Dalgleish , Ross McLelland and host Billy Kirkwood .


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The Friday Show

Friday 8th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 8th September 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Rudi Lickwood , Carmen Lynch , Jamie Dalgleish , Ross McLelland and host Billy Kirkwood .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 9th September 2017


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 9th September 2017

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
With Rudi Lickwood , Carmen Lynch , Jamie Dalgleish , Ross McLelland and host Billy Kirkwood .


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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 10th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 10th September 2017

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.
With Rob Kane .



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Paul Chowdhry: Live innit

Monday 11th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Paul Chowdhry: Live innit

Monday 11th September 2017

SORRY, SOLD OUT! If there are any uncollected tickets they will go back on sale on the door 15 mins before the show starts. Please note that it will be standing room only by this point.
Following his 2015 100 date sell-out tour, comedy powerhouse and star of Taskmaster, Live at The Apollo and Stand Up for the Week, Paul Chowdhry brings his highly anticipated new stand-up show to venues nationwide.
‘It’s a rare and joyous thing to see a stand up so vibrant and imperiously on top of his game’ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Mail on Sunday



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Red Raw

Tuesday 12th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 12th September 2017

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!



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BBC Comedy Presents

Wednesday 13th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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BBC Comedy Presents

Wednesday 13th September 2017

Join BBC Comedy and The Stand for a night of brand new comedy.
'Want to see some brand spanking new comedy talent? Yes? That’s good!'
See the start of some new stand-up material and comedy shows that are in development and be part of comedy history in the making. Grab your tickets and have your say…..bring your funny friends to see funny in the making!
Fancy performing in future? Got a great idea for a comedy script and fancy having your material performed in front of an audience? Maybe you have a sketch show up your sleeve or a funny character you want to develop? If you want to have your material read by us and have the chance for it to be performed at The Stand (and maybe even make its way on to telly!) then get in touch! scotlandcomedy@bbc.co.uk

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 14th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 14th September 2017

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.
With Roger Monkhouse , Paul Thorne and host Raymond Mearns .


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The Friday Show

Friday 15th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 15th September 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Roger Monkhouse , Paul Thorne and host Raymond Mearns .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 16th September 2017


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 16th September 2017

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
With Roger Monkhouse , Paul Thorne and host Raymond Mearns .


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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 17th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 17th September 2017

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.



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Funny Little Frog Comedy and Quiz

Monday 18th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Funny Little Frog Comedy and Quiz

Monday 18th September 2017

Comedian and part-time purveyor of ice cream in BBC’s Scot Squad, John Gavin , hosts this pub quiz with a difference.
Prizes to be won include:
a brewery tour with a guided tasting session PLUS pizza for SIX at Shilling Brewery Company top comedy DVDs from the lovely folks at independent comedy distributor Go Faster Stripe a couple of tickets to a Stand show of your choice*
Funny Little Frog also features the comedic stylings of cheeky chappie Dave Gibson
" Cheery, friendly and upbeat... he’s certainly got the jaunty banter down to pat " - Steve Bennett, Chortle
" Manages that rare feat of making you laugh and cringe at the same time...painfully funny... " - David Edwards, The Mirror
" Crazy fun " - Dave Calhoun, Time Out
Teams of up to five maximum and £2 per team member. Please purchase one ticket per member of your team.
Comedians that have appeared at previous Funny Little Frog nights include, Richard Herring, Kevin Eldon, Russell Kane, Pete Firman, and many others.
*valid Sun-Thurs excluding tour shows, benefits and special dates. A reservation must be made in advance.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 19th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 19th September 2017

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
With Rob Kane .


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Benefit in Aid of Action on Hearing Loss

Wednesday 20th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Action on Hearing Loss

Wednesday 20th September 2017

Action on Hearing Loss Scotland’s work supports people who are deaf or have hearing loss. Hearing loss is a major public health issue that affects 945,000 people in Scotland, and this number is set to grow as the population ages.
Please join us for a stellar night of comedy in support of their important work.
With a very special guest plus Michael Redmond , Gary Little , Susie McCabe and host Ray Bradshaw !
Tickets are £8 and can be purchased through this page, direct with the organisation or reserved to pay cash at the door by calling our Box Office on 0141 212 3389






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The Thursday Show

Thursday 21st September 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 21st September 2017

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.
With Carl Hutchinson , Gareth Waugh and host Mandy Knight .


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The Friday Show

Friday 22nd September 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 22nd September 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Carl Hutchinson , Gareth Waugh and host Mandy Knight .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 23rd September 2017


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 23rd September 2017

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
With Carl Hutchinson , Gareth Waugh and host Mandy Knight .



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 24th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 24th September 2017

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.



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Benefit in Aid of Quarriers

Monday 25th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Benefit in Aid of Quarriers

Monday 25th September 2017

Quarriers East Ayrshire Supported Living provides support to adults with a physical and/or learning disability with the aim to help live as independently as possible in their community; this involves support with housework, finances and socialising.
Join us for a fantastic night of comedy in support of thier valuable work.
With five great comics TBC!
To ensure the maximum amount of money reaches the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £5 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0131 558 7272.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 26th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 26th September 2017

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
With headliner Jimmy McGhie .



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Yianni Agisilaou – The Simpsons Taught Me Everything I Know

Wednesday 27th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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Yianni Agisilaou – The Simpsons Taught Me Everything I Know

Wednesday 27th September 2017

Following critically acclaimed, total sell-out runs at Edinburgh, Melbourne, Sydney and Perth Comedy Festivals, Yianni Agisilaou brings his love letter to the world’s greatest TV show to The Stand.
Stories, facts, impersonations and more form a hilarious and cromulent look at a lifetime spent quoting, referencing and learning from The Simpsons, how the show has embiggened his life and how he almost because the replacement voice for Mr Burns and Smithers!
Whether you’re a Simpsons tragic, or just an everyday fan, it’s be fun-diddly-un! DOHn’t miss it!
‘Stunningly good!’ **** Scotsman
‘Deep and thoughtful, charming and intelligent… Everything that a good show should be.’ **** Skinny
‘Will have you laughing harder than Bart watching Itchy and Scratchy; and wondering how on earth you hadn’t heard of Yianni sooner’ ***** Glam, Adelaide
‘A must see for any fan of the four fingered family’ ***** The Music, Melbourne
‘Embiggen your night. Go and see this show’ Daily Review, Melbourne


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 28th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 28th September 2017

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.
With Scott Gibson , Jimmy McGhie , Brennan Reece and host Raymond Mearns .


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The Friday Show

Friday 29th September 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 29th September 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Scott Gibson , Jimmy McGhie , Brennan Reece and host Raymond Mearns .


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The Noise Next Door’s Really, Really Good Afternoon Show - Family Show

Saturday 30th September 2017


15:30


16:00



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The Noise Next Door’s Really, Really Good Afternoon Show - Family Show

Saturday 30th September 2017

The sell-out comedy sensation are now on tour with an anarchic afternoon show for just about everyone. Join The Noise Next Door for an epic explosion of outlandish characters, perfect punchlines and awesome songs all mixed together with the guys' trademark brand of off-the-cuff antics.
A barrel of belly laughs awaits for anyone between 8… and 108! Sorry no under 5's
'Hilarious... A superior kind of chaos' Daily Telegraph
'Immaculately well executed' Times
'Comedy gold' Guardian
'Phenomenal' Daily Mirror
£30 family tickets available over the phone from the box office call 0141 212 3389
www.thenoisenextdoor.com
Twitter: @NoiseNextDoor
Facebook: /NoiseNextDoor
YouTube: /NoiseNextDoorVideos

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 30th September 2017


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 30th September 2017

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
With Scott Gibson , Jimmy McGhie , Brennan Reece and host Raymond Mearns .



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