What's On in Glasgow in July


The Saturday Show

Saturday 1st July 2017


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 1st July 2017

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
With Kevin Gildea , Steven Dick , Amy Howerska , Richard Brown and host Scott Gibson .


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Jellybean - When Will I Be Famous? (Kids Show)

Sunday 2nd July 2017


14:30


15:00



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Jellybean - When Will I Be Famous? (Kids Show)

Sunday 2nd July 2017

Come join Jellybean, the biggest kid in the world, as he tries his hardest to get famous.
The craziest kids' entertainer will have you in stitches as you help him gain worldwide attention.
Warning... lots of interaction and lots of laughing.
'Anarchic fun' **** Scotsman
'Works the crowd like a pro' Chortle
'Downright side-splitting. Definitely one show you must not miss' ***** Edinburgh Evening News
'He takes his audience with him for the whole hilariously messy hour' Scotsman
Best for 8-12’s. Sorry, no under 5’s and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.
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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 2nd July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 2nd July 2017

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.
With Kevin Gildea and Marc Jennings .


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Red Raw

Tuesday 4th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 4th July 2017

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!

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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 5th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Comedian Rap Battles

Wednesday 5th July 2017

Comedy and hip hop clash in rap battles, a concept show which garnered a 5 star review and nuff respect at the Fringe. Street cred is put on the line as some of the country's best comedians compete to see who exhibits the most swag when it comes to hip hop wits.
The Edinburgh Fringe version of the show attracted some of the most respected comedians on the block, including Mark Watson, Carl Donnelly and Daniel Sloss.
'The Wee Man and Ro Campbell have invented one of the most exciting late-night formats since Set List with their Rap Battles...thrilling and funny...could end in a murder.' ***** Skinny
Please note: This show has limited unreserved seating with additional standing room.
View previous Rap Battles here .


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 6th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 6th July 2017

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.
With Bruce Morton , Bruce Fummey and host Ashley Storrie .



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The Friday Show

Friday 7th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 7th July 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Jo Caulfield , Bruce Morton , Francesco de Carlo and host Billy Kirkwood .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 8th July 2017


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 8th July 2017

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
With Jo Caulfield , Bruce Morton , Francesco de Carlo , and host Billy Kirkwood .


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Frankie Boyle: Work in Progress

Monday 10th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Frankie Boyle: Work in Progress

Monday 10th July 2017

SORRY! THIS EVENT IS NOW SOLD OUT - PLEASE CHECK FUTURE DATES FOR AVAILABILITY.
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A continuation of last year’s work in progress show, so if you saw that, maybe give someone else a shot?
With support.


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Red Raw

Tuesday 11th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 11th July 2017

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!

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Larry Dean & Frankie Boyle: Work In Progress Double Bill

Wednesday 12th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Larry Dean & Frankie Boyle: Work In Progress Double Bill

Wednesday 12th July 2017

SORRY! THIS EVENT IS NOW SOLD OUT - PLEASE CHECK FUTURE DATES FOR AVAILABILITY.
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A fantastic double-bill of top comedy!
The hilarious Larry Dean will perform his one hour Fringe show (Work in Progress), followed by an hour work in progress from Frankie.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 13th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 13th July 2017

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.
With Owen O'Neill , Kai Humphries , Liam Withnail and host Susan Morrison .



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The Friday Show

Friday 14th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 14th July 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Owen O'Neill , Kai Humphries , Liam Withnail and host Susan Morrison .


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Balloonatics

Saturday 15th July 2017


14:30


15:00



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Balloonatics

Saturday 15th July 2017

£20 FAMILY TICKET (FOUR TICKETS - AT LEAST ONE ADULT REQUIRED) AVAILABLE BY CALLING THE BOX OFFICE ON 0141 212 3389
Get ready to go balloon crazy! Scottish comedian Chris Henry brings his hit children’s show to The Stand as part of his world tour.
A show the whole family will love, Balloonatics promises to be a chaos filled, nonesense-packed hour of balloons, laughs and excitement, with never a dull moment for anyone!
Everyone is invited to join in and become part of the Balloonatics Army, where it doesn’t matter how good you are, as long as you’re having fun!
This is a unique children’s show which promises to keep everyone entertained, and never stoops to be patronising or boring.
Chris Henry is an award-nominated comedian who has toured the world and headlined all over the UK. After getting rave reviews at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2016, Balloonatics will be returning from 3 months at the Australian festivals as well a tour of Asia. A show for young and old alike – whatever your age you’re bound to have a blast ballooning around with Chris. A show guaranteed to go with a BANG!
'pitched perfectly' Children’s Choice Awards
'Raucous fun for kids and plenty of gags for the parents' Fringereview
'undeniably entertaining' ★ ★ ★ ★ Broadway Baby
'energetic and friendly' Adelaide Advertiser

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 15th July 2017


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 15th July 2017

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
With Owen O'Neill , Kai Humphries , Liam Withnail and host Susan Morrison .


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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 16th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 16th July 2017

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.
With Kai Humphries and Kirsty Morrison .

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Red Raw

Tuesday 18th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 18th July 2017

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 20th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 20th July 2017

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.
With Mark Nelson , Stephen Carlin , Glenn Moore and host Mandy Knight .


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The Friday Show

Friday 21st July 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 21st July 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Mark Nelson , Stephen Carlin , Glenn Moore and host Mandy Knight .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 22nd July 2017


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 22nd July 2017

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
With Mark Nelson , Stephen Carlin , Glenn Moore and host Mandy Knight .



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 23rd July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Michael Redmond's Sunday Service

Sunday 23rd July 2017

Our popular Sunday show has resident Irish funnyman Michael Redmond at the helm. With emphasis on the chilled and the laid back (they don’t come much more laid back than Michael) this show will help you get the most out of the dying embers of the weekend before work looms at the start of the week.


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Frankie Boyle: Work in Progress

Monday 24th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Frankie Boyle: Work in Progress

Monday 24th July 2017

A continuation of last year’s work in progress show, so if you saw that, maybe give someone else a shot?
With support.


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Red Raw

Tuesday 25th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 25th July 2017

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!

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Frankie Boyle: Work in Progress

Wednesday 26th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Frankie Boyle: Work in Progress

Wednesday 26th July 2017

A continuation of last year’s work in progress show, so if you saw that, maybe give someone else a shot?
With support.


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The Thursday Show

Thursday 27th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 27th July 2017

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.
With Seymour Mace , JoJo Smith , Phil Differ and host Bruce Devlin .



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The Friday Show

Friday 28th July 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 28th July 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Seymour Mace , JoJo Smith , Phil Differ and host Bruce Devlin .


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 29th July 2017


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 29th July 2017

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
With Seymour Mace , JoJo Smith , Phil Differ and host Bruce Devlin .



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Frankie Boyle: Work in Progress

Monday 31st July 2017


19:30


20:30



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Frankie Boyle: Work in Progress

Monday 31st July 2017

A continuation of last year’s work in progress show, so if you saw that, maybe give someone else a shot?
With support.


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