What's On in Glasgow in July


Jamie MacDonald Blinkered- Fringe Preview

Thursday 19th July 2018


17:30


18:00



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Jamie MacDonald Blinkered- Fringe Preview

Thursday 19th July 2018

Blind Jamie is taking a long hard look at this blinkered world. Baby boomers have all the houses, cash and Latin; Hipsters make you feel like an unenlightened barbarian if you dare to ask what gender their kid is and disabled people are being made to score points to get their benefits like they’re on some horrendous game show. In short everything is nuts! Come and see Jamie preview Blinkered before its run at the 2018 Edinburgh Fringe.
Not afraid to milk his disability’ ***** Broadway baby
‘Consistently hilarious ‘***** Ed Fest mag
‘Pure confidence and wit’ **** Skinny
Duration 60 mins






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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 19th July 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 19th July 2018

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With Brendon Burns , John Ross , Donald Alexander , Joe McTernan and host Janey Godley .



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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Friday Show

Friday 20th July 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 20th July 2018

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Brendon Burns , Donald Alexander , John Ross , Joe McTernan and host Janey Godley .



Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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The Saturday Show

Saturday 21st July 2018


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 21st July 2018

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With Brendon Burns , Donald Alexander , Joe McTernan , John Ross and host Janey Godley .





Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Balloonatics

Sunday 22nd July 2018


14:30


15:00



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Balloonatics

Sunday 22nd July 2018

£24 FAMILY TICKET AVAILABLE ONLINE BY CALLING 0141 212 3389
(FOUR TICKETS - AT LEAST ONE ADULT REQUIRED)
Get ready to go balloon crazy! Scottish comedian Chris Henry brings his hit children’s show to The Stand as part of his world tour.
A show the whole family will love, Balloonatics promises to be a chaos filled, nonesense-packed hour of balloons, laughs and excitement, with never a dull moment for anyone!
Everyone is invited to join in and become part of the Balloonatics Army, where it doesn’t matter how good you are, as long as you’re having fun!
This is a unique children’s show which promises to keep everyone entertained, and never stoops to be patronising or boring.
Chris Henry is an award-nominated comedian who has toured the world and headlined all over the UK. After getting rave reviews at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2016, Balloonatics will be returning from 3 months at the Australian festivals as well a tour of Asia. A show for young and old alike – whatever your age you’re bound to have a blast ballooning around with Chris. A show guaranteed to go with a BANG!
'pitched perfectly' Children’s Choice Awards
'Raucous fun for kids and plenty of gags for the parents' Fringereview
'undeniably entertaining' ★ ★ ★ ★ Broadway Baby
'energetic and friendly' Adelaide Advertiser
Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry, no under 5s and all young comedy fans must be accompanied.










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Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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Chris Henry - Around the World in 80 Dates

Sunday 22nd July 2018


17:30


18:00



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Chris Henry - Around the World in 80 Dates

Sunday 22nd July 2018

Award nominated Scottish comedian Chris Henry has toured the world and made audiences laugh for years. This years tour has him looking for "THE ONE". Henry's hilarious tale of how he is still single at 40 is a hysterical account of putting yourself out there on a global scale.
The story of man tours world, man realises he would be happier with someone, man seeks partner to go on global adventures with, is a classic that audiences have been flocking to. With sold out shows across Australia and Asia, this is a show that you wont want to miss.
Chris Henry started his career in entertainment as a Butlins Red Coat, until he packed it in after six years discovering that he couldn't sing or dance. That old-school no-nonsense/all-nonsense influence has bled through into his style of stand-up, which is refreshingly unpretentious and focused-on-the-funny. Leaving the caravan parks behind, he has become a headliner on the U.K. comedy circuit, dazzling clubs with his honest anecdotes and flirtacious observations that toe the line of decency with masterful control.
'Phenomenally funny' ★★★★★ Huffington Post
'Undeniably entertaining' ★★★★ Broadway Baby
★★★★ Scotsman
★★★★ Funny Tonne
★★★★ List
Duration 1hr










Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Frankie Boyle - Work in Progress 2018

Sunday 22nd July 2018


19:30


20:30



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Frankie Boyle - Work in Progress 2018

Sunday 22nd July 2018

Sorry Sold Out!

Work in Progress. If you want to see Frankie Boyle telling jokes, and for some of them to totally die, this is the show for you.
Duration 1hr

PLEASE NOTE - The Stand has a strict policy against ticket touting. For this reason photographic ID in the name of the person who booked the tickets MUST BE SHOWN ON THE DOOR . Failure to do so will result in you being turned away.









Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Frankie Boyle - Work in Progress 2018

Monday 23rd July 2018


17:30


18:00



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Frankie Boyle - Work in Progress 2018

Monday 23rd July 2018

Sorry Sold Out!

Work in Progress. If you want to see Frankie Boyle telling jokes, and for some of them to totally die, this is the show for you.
Duration 1hr

PLEASE NOTE - The Stand has a strict policy against ticket touting. For this reason photographic ID in the name of the person who booked the tickets MUST BE SHOWN ON THE DOOR . Failure to do so will result in you being turned away.










Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Neil Delamere - Controlled Substance (WIP)

Monday 23rd July 2018


19:45


20:30



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Neil Delamere - Controlled Substance (WIP)

Monday 23rd July 2018

Star of BBC’s Blame Game and Soft Border Patrol Neil thinks he has that “illusion of control” idea sussed. It’s doubtful.
'You’ll be hard-pressed to find a more gifted comic at the Fringe' ***** Scotsman
with support from Christopher McArthur-Boyd











Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 24th July 2018


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 24th July 2018

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
With headliner Gus Lymburn and host Christopher Macarthur-Boyd . Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Maz's Maggies Benefit

Wednesday 25th July 2018


19:30


20:30



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Maz's Maggies Benefit

Wednesday 25th July 2018

Maz Carruthers passed away aged 35 in July 2013 following a brave 3 year battle with ovarian cancer.
Throughout her illness Maz was supported by the team at Maggies. All proceeds from tickets sales will be donated to Maggies Glasgow to help them continue their fantastic work empowering people with cancer, their friends and families to live with, through and beyond cancer.
With Michelle McManus , Elaine Malcolmson , Ray Bradshaw , host Susie McCabe and a Very Special Mystery Guest!!!
To ensure the maximum donation reaches the charity, we are not taking advance payments for this show. Tickets are £10 and can be reserved by calling our Box Office on 0141 212 3389
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The Thursday Show

Thursday 26th July 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 26th July 2018

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for £7.50 less.
With John Moloney , Ed Patrick , Jamie Macdonald , Yvonne Carroll and host Ray Bradshaw .




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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The Friday Show

Friday 27th July 2018


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 27th July 2018

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With John Moloney , Ed Patrick , Ro Campbell , Rachel Jackson and host Ray Bradshaw .




Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 28th July 2018


19:30


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 28th July 2018

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Glasgow. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p booking fee per ticket for all card payments.
With John Moloney , Ed Patrick , Jamie Macdonald , Rachel Jackson and host Ray Bradshaw .





Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Larry Dean - Work in Progress - - Double Bill with Stuart Mitchell

Sunday 29th July 2018


16:00


16:45



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Larry Dean - Work in Progress - - Double Bill with Stuart Mitchell

Sunday 29th July 2018

Work-in-progress sneak-peak previews of the upcoming Fringe shows before they're taken to Edinburgh in August.
Stuart Mitchell
A truly astonishing and hilarious confessional story where the worlds of haute cuisine and high finance collide to bring about a lucid moment in the life of someone who was lost and now is found. The law of unintended consequences means that the worst moments of our lives are often great lessons in disguise and in this instance Gordon Ramsay became the arch nemesis of a young man who was cooking up his own recipe for disaster!
‘A work of genius’ Daily Record ★★★★★
'A comedian worth catching before he becomes mega' SUNDAY MAIL

Larry Dean
It will be an hour of new material from the ‘unexpected and excellent’ **** Sunday Times rising star.
This performance will follow hot on the heels of Larry’s UK wide tour of his Edinburgh Fringe 2017 success, Fandan, and his Live at The Apollo debut.
'Has the easy charm of an arena comic and the high joke rate too' Guardian
'Superb timing… deserves much success' **** Daily Mirror












Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Frankie Boyle - Work in Progress 2018

Sunday 29th July 2018


19:30


20:30



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Frankie Boyle - Work in Progress 2018

Sunday 29th July 2018

Sorry Sold Out!

Work in Progress. If you want to see Frankie Boyle telling jokes, and for some of them to totally die, this is the show for you.
Duration 1hr

PLEASE NOTE - The Stand has a strict policy against ticket touting. For this reason photographic ID in the name of the person who booked the tickets MUST BE SHOWN ON THE DOOR . Failure to do so will result in you being turned away.














Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions

Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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Frankie Boyle - Work in Progress 2018

Monday 30th July 2018


17:30


18:00



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Frankie Boyle - Work in Progress 2018

Monday 30th July 2018

Sorry Sold Out!

Work in Progress. If you want to see Frankie Boyle telling jokes, and for some of them to totally die, this is the show for you.
Duration 1hr

PLEASE NOTE - The Stand has a strict policy against ticket touting. For this reason photographic ID in the name of the person who booked the tickets MUST BE SHOWN ON THE DOOR . Failure to do so will result in you being turned away.















Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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An Audience with Former WWE/WCW/ECW Wrestling Legend Raven – with Meet & Greet

Monday 30th July 2018


19:45


19:45



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An Audience with Former WWE/WCW/ECW Wrestling Legend Raven – with Meet & Greet

Monday 30th July 2018

VIP ticket holders can enter the venue at 7.45pm (one hour early) to take part in an exclusive Meet and Greet with Raven (including photographs and signing) before the show! The venue is unreserved seating and standing room, so M&G tickets also give you the best chance of getting good seats.
Cheaper General Admission tickets (no Meet and Greet) are available here
Please note the show is followed by a Q&A session giving audience members the chance to ask Raven about his career.
Professional Wrestling Superstar Raven is a former 3x ECW world Heavyweight Champion, NWA-TNA Heavyweight Champion, WCW US Champion, and WWE 39x Hardcore Champion, plus a multi-time, multi-organization half of the world's tag team champions. He is also something of a renaissance man. Besides being a professional wrestler, he is also professional stand-up comic, and an in-demand public speaker. He was the main star in a variety of independent movies, and is gearing up to film a few more. He was a colour commentator on many different broadcasts including some of television cable's highest rated, was a producer on what at the time was cable's highest rated show, Monday Night Raw, a television writer, hosted his own radio show that was heard in over 187 countries, has co-written a Spiderman comic for Marvel Comics, been the answer to a question on Jeopardy about sports legends, and is a member of SAG (the Screen Actors Guild).
Show ends 10.45pm approx.














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An Audience with Former WWE/WCW/ECW wrestling legend Raven – General Admission

Monday 30th July 2018


20:45


21:15



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An Audience with Former WWE/WCW/ECW wrestling legend Raven – General Admission

Monday 30th July 2018

Want tickets that include a Meet and Greet? Available here
NB - The venue is unreserved seating and standing room, so those purchasing General Admission tickets for entry after the Meet and Greet are more likely to be standing.
Please note the show is followed by a Q&A session giving audience members the chance to ask Raven about his career.
Professional Wrestling Superstar Raven is a former 3x ECW world Heavyweight Champion, NWA-TNA Heavyweight Champion, WCW US Champion, and WWE 39x Hardcore Champion, plus a multi-time, multi-organization half of the world's tag team champions. He is also something of a renaissance man. Besides being a professional wrestler, he is also professional stand-up comic, and an in-demand public speaker. He was the main star in a variety of independent movies, and is gearing up to film a few more. He was a colour commentator on many different broadcasts including some of television cable's highest rated, was a producer on what at the time was cable's highest rated show, Monday Night Raw, a television writer, hosted his own radio show that was heard in over 187 countries, has co-written a Spiderman comic for Marvel Comics, been the answer to a question on Jeopardy about sports legends, and is a member of SAG (the Screen Actors Guild).
Show ends 10.45pm approx















Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.

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Red Raw

Tuesday 31st July 2018


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 31st July 2018

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
With headliner Billy Kirkwood
Ticket Purchase Terms and Conditions
Please note that all debit and credit card transactions are subject to a 50p booking fee per ticket. Accepted payment methods are Visa, Mastercard, Maestro. We do not accept American Express. Please note this is a booking fee and not a surcharge. There is no booking fee applicable for in person sales paid by cash. A maximum of 6 tickets can be purchased in one transaction online per event date. For more, please contact our box office.


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