What's On in Glasgow in March


America Stands Up

Saturday 25th March 2017


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America Stands Up

Saturday 25th March 2017

Be the first to see some of the biggest stars from across the pond in our superb showcase of American comedy talent.
Featuring:
Hailey Boyle – Compere
Hailey Boyle has been funny like a dude since 1979. A rising star on the New York comedy circuit after her transplant from Fairbanks Alaska to Manhattan in 2004, she was a regular at Caroline’s on Broadway before relocating to Los Angeles in 2010 and tours clubs and colleges all over the country. Hailey has been named one of New York’s Funniest at The New York Comedy Festival, and has been featured in The New York Daily News and UK entertainment magazine The List. Hailey also had her TV Stand-Up debut this year on the TV GUIDE Network's "'Stand Up In Stilettos".
Aparna Nancherla
Aparna Nancherla has recently worked as a writer and performer for Late Night with Seth Meyers on NBC. You can also catch her on the current season of Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central and on the upcoming season of Judd Apatow’s Love on Netflix. Other credits include writer and performer on Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell and appearances on Conan, Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail, @midnight, Adam Devine’s House Party, Last Comic Standing, and Night Train with Wyatt Cenac. She has also done videos for Above Average, Refinery29, Funny or Die, Slate V, and MTV Other.
Jordan Carlos
Jordan Carlos is a stand-up comic and television personality who is best known for his work as a writer and on-air contributor for The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, The Colbert Report, MTV’s Guy Code, Girl Code and Guy Court. He has also appeared on hit series such as HBO’s Girls, Showtime’s The Affair, and Comedy Central’s Broad City. Jordan lives in Brooklyn, NY and continues to perform his insightful and hilarious stand-up comedy in venues across the country.
Tim Dillon
Tim is a NY-based comic who was a breakout at the 2016 Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in the New Faces category. Award-winning at the New York Comedy Festival where he also headlined three sellout shows on a double decker tour bus throughout Manhattan’s wealthiest neighborhoods. Tim has performed on the Oddball Comedy and Oddity Tour, and was featured on NBC's Last Comic Standing, The Chris Gethard Show on Fusion, Fox's Red Eye, AXS TV's Gotham Comedy Live, Comedy Knockout for TruTV, and season 2 of WYFD with Big Jay Oakerson for Seeso. He is also the host of his own podcast “Tim Dillon is Going to Hell.”

Part of The Glasgow International Comedy Festival .

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The Festival Club

Saturday 25th March 2017


22:00


22:30



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The Festival Club

Saturday 25th March 2017

Late night comedy at its best, right here at The Stand Comedy Club – cos who really wants an early night anyway?
See the pick of international acts from across the Festival, plus the best in home-grown and up-and-coming comedy talent – you never know who might drop in.
Many previous Festival Club acts have gone on to much bigger things so get down to see the next big thing today!
'The Stands Festival Club captured the essence of the Glasgow International Comedy Festival…intimate, exciting and raw' List
With host Scott Gibson and Fern Brady more TBA!
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Glasgow Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 26th March 2017


14:30


15:00



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Glasgow Kids Comedy Club

Sunday 26th March 2017

£16 FAMILY TICKET (1 adult, 3 kids/2 adults, 2 kids/3 adults, 1 kid) available by calling the box office - 0141 212 3389
Boring old Sundays will never be the same again! The Stand Comedy Club presents a live stand-up show for younger fans every month. We’ve got three top comedians at every show. There are no sweary words or adult stuff – just a load of jokes and fun. Best for 8-12’s. Sorry, no under 5’s and all young comedy fans must be accompanied by an adult.
This Glasgow International Comedy Festival Special features Paul McCaffrey, Hailey Boyle and Ross McLelland.

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Paul McCaffrey: Fresh Hell

Sunday 26th March 2017


18:30


19:00



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Paul McCaffrey: Fresh Hell

Sunday 26th March 2017

Star of BBC3s Impractical Jokers as seen on Russell Howards Good News and Stand up Central (Comedy Central).
‘Born to be a comic’ Scotsman
‘A total natural, his storytelling is utterly unique and never anything less than gut-bustingly hilarious’ GQ
‘The relaxed, assured confidence of a stadium filler. His comedy is natural, free flowing and accessible. There are no gags, no puns, no clunky links, every story, every deviation feels honest, unexaggerated and heartfelt. A brilliantly entertaining hour, beautifully delivered’ Chortle
‘McCaffrey simply has funny bones’ Shortlist
‘Charm, Charisma and success written all over him’ Evening Standard
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Fred MacAulay Live

Sunday 26th March 2017


20:30


21:00



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Fred MacAulay Live

Sunday 26th March 2017

EXTRA DATE ADDED DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!
At the time of writing this we don't know if Theresa May will trigger Article 50 before Kim Jong Un or Vladimir Putin triggers World War 3, but if neither has happened by March, come and see one of Scotland's top stand-ups in his favourite Glasgow venue......"Hydro or Stand?? .....Hydro or Stand?? ....STAND!!"
This will be the first outing for Fred's new 2017 solo stand-up show before he goes on tour and then to EdFringe. Topics will include stuff about politics, stuff about sport, stuff about television and stuff about other stuff. Some stuff for everyone then.
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Sorry we are closed

Monday 27th March 2017


19:30


20:30



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Sorry we are closed

Monday 27th March 2017

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Red Raw

Tuesday 28th March 2017


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Tuesday 28th March 2017

Our long-running weekly new comedy showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
We can no longer take reservations for this show without a pre-payment. You can still book and pay online
Or YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7.30PM
We hold back 100 tickets for sale just on the door on the night – please note that due to massive demand, tickets sold on the door are limited to one per customer.
It’s advisable to be there for doors opening as this show regularly sells out!
With host Rachel Jackson and headliner Jamie Dalgleish .


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Midweek Comedy Cabaret

Wednesday 29th March 2017


19:30


20:30



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Midweek Comedy Cabaret

Wednesday 29th March 2017

Beat the Midweek blues with our madcap comedy cabaret. It’s great value with four or more acts for just four quid.
With Billy Kirkwood , Jamie Dalgleish , Ross McLelland , Jeannie Jones and host Scott Agnew











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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th March 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th March 2017

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less.
With Bruce Morton , Damian Clark , Ashley Storrie , Martin Bearne and host Susan Morrison .

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The Friday Show

Friday 31st March 2017


19:30


20:30



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The Friday Show

Friday 31st March 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits.
With Bruce Morton , Damian Clark , Ashley Storrie , Francis Foster and host Bruce Devlin .


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