What's On in Edinburgh in March


The Friday Show

Friday 24th March 2017


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21:00



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The Friday Show

Friday 24th March 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits. We open from 7pm so you can take advantage of our lovely home- cooked food too.
With Mick Ferry , Paul McCaffrey , Gareth Mutch , Donald Alexander and host Susan Morrison .


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Comedy Kids

Saturday 25th March 2017


13:30


14:00



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Comedy Kids

Saturday 25th March 2017

Tribe Porty Youth Theatre will have you rolling in the aisles! 8 brave mini comedians will don the iconic Stand stage to dazzle you with their comic timing, reduce you to tears with hilarious sketches and blow you away with their pint sized stand up routines.
Age ain't nothing but a number. Come and join us for an afternoon of giggles, snorts and talent!
Best suited for 8-12's. Sorry no under 5s. All young comedy fans must be accompanied.


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The Saturday Show

Saturday 25th March 2017


19:00


21:00



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The Saturday Show

Saturday 25th March 2017

Our fabulous flagship Saturday show has been sold out every week for the past five years. And no wonder- it’s the best night out in Edinburgh. Five different acts on every bill including our top drawer resident comperes and the best headliners from the UK and abroad. And we’re open from 7pm so you can take advantage of our lovely home-cooked food too.
Please note we require a payment in advance for Saturday evenings, there is a 50p surcharge per ticket for all card payments.
With Mick Ferry , Paul McCaffrey , John Gavin , Gareth Mutch and host Susan Morrison .


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Stu & Garry's Free Improv Show

Sunday 26th March 2017


12:30


13:30



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Stu & Garry's Free Improv Show

Sunday 26th March 2017

Our long-running improvised comedy show will have you in stitches. Marvel as resident duo Stu & Garry weave comedy magic from your suggestions. It’s the perfect way to nurse a hangover and a sure-fire way to kick-start your weekend after the big night out. There’s a special menu too so you’ll be in danger of laughing with your mouth full.
PLEASE NOTE: FREE SHOW NO NEED TO BOOK

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Fern Brady: Live US Album Recording

Sunday 26th March 2017


17:00


17:30



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Fern Brady: Live US Album Recording

Sunday 26th March 2017

Be a part of the live recording of Fern Brady’s second solo show ‘Male Comedienne’, a show which sold out at the Edinburgh Fringe through word of mouth alone. This show is being recorded for distribution in America by Comedy Dynamics who’ve produced albums and Netflix specials for the likes of Louis CK, Bill Burr and Doug Stanhope.
Fern has appeared on Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central, BBC Three's Britain's Biggest Sexists, Channel 4’s 8 Out of 10 Cats, Stewart Lee's Alternative Comedy Experience and BBC Scotland’s Breaking the News.
'An astounding hour from an act with identity issues and a past worth mining' ★★★★★ List
'Quick witted, acerbic stand up from someone who could soon be a household name' ★★★★★ Skinny
‘Top five young comedians to watch' Telegraph
‘Appealingly acidic... a great comic sensibility with moments of sparkling verve' Guardian
'Bold, whip-smart and unabashedly honest' Herald
'Last year she was promising, this year she’s kicking down the door to the big time' GiggleBeats

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Iain Connell and Robert Florence: Uncles

Sunday 26th March 2017


19:30


20:30



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Iain Connell and Robert Florence: Uncles

Sunday 26th March 2017

SORRY, SOLD OUT! If there are any uncollected tickets they will go back on sale on the door 15 mins before the show starts. Please note that it will be standing room only by this point.
Robert Florence & Iain Connell , creators of hit BBC sketch show Burnistoun, are taking their hilarious new live show ‘Uncles’ on their first Scottish tour.
After a successful showing at the Glasgow International Comedy Festival in 2016 the pair are taking ‘Uncles’ out on the road for limited dates around Scotland.
Get ready for some big laughs and foul-mouthed guidance from two men who know ALL the answers to EVERYTHING. It's time to sit down and listen to your uncles.
‘These waggish rogues seem familiar, the kind you might see in the corner of any pub reflecting on their glory days and middle-aged irritations...constant laughs’ Chortle
‘The partnership of Iain Connell and Robert Florence is one of the gifts from the comedy cosmos’ Herald


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Red Raw

Monday 27th March 2017


19:30


20:30



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Red Raw

Monday 27th March 2017

Our long-running weekly beginner’s showcase is regarded as the best open mic night in the UK. Catch up to ten new acts – some treading the boards for the very first time. This is where everyone starts and it’s your chance to see the stars of tomorrow today. Watch out for older hands dropping in to try out new material too.
With host The Artist Formerly Known As Jellybean and headliner Fern Brady .


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Benefit in aid of RNIB

Tuesday 28th March 2017


19:30


20:30



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Benefit in aid of RNIB

Tuesday 28th March 2017

The Royal National Institute of Blind People Scotland works on behalf of 180,000 people living with sight loss. This show will help raise funds for their Talking Book Service.
RNIB supports blind and partially sighted children and adults across Edinburgh and the Lothians by providing rehabilitation and social work services, vision support services, education and family services, leisure and social groups and specialist equipment at their resource centre in Edinburgh.
With Tom Stade , Jamie Macdonald , Liam Withnail , Cubby and host Jay Lafferty !
To ensure the maximum donation goes straight to the charity, we are not taking advance payment for this show. Tickets are £5 and can be reserved by calling our box office on 0131 558 7373.


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Rob Auton: The Sleep Show

Wednesday 29th March 2017


19:30


20:30



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Rob Auton: The Sleep Show

Wednesday 29th March 2017

This show is about sleep. It is suitable for those who have slept.
Following on from 2012's The Yellow Show, 2013's The Sky Show, 2014's The Face Show, 2015's The Water Show, award-winning writer and performer Rob Auton returns with 2016's The Sleep Show.
‘Entirely compelling to watch’ Daniel Kitson
‘Just sad’ Vanessa Feltz
‘We need him’ Scotsman
‘A genuine original. Poetical, philosophical, humane, completely charming and funny to boot.’ Guardian
‘Like watching a kid caught in the stage lights of his first Nativity’ Venue.co.uk

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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th March 2017


19:30


21:00



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The Thursday Show

Thursday 30th March 2017

The weekend starts here! Five acts on a two hour stand-up showcase. Featuring our ace comperes, the best headliners on the circuit, several support acts and a short spot for a newcomer. Great show and great value as it’s usually the same line-up as our premium Saturday night show for a fiver less. Come down early and take advantage of our lovely home-cooked hot food too!
With John Moloney , Stephen Carlin , Liam Withnail , Marc Jennings and host JoJo Sutherland .


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The Friday Show

Friday 31st March 2017


19:00


21:00



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The Friday Show

Friday 31st March 2017

Let your hair down at the end of the week with fabulous fun this Friday. We’ve put together a prime stand-up show with five of the best acts on the Scottish and International circuits. We open from 7pm so you can take advantage of our lovely home- cooked food too.
With John Moloney , Stephen Carlin , Liam Withnail , Marc Jennings and host JoJo Sutherland .


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