Performances

Nick Helm: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven't Already Done To Myself - Extra Show!

Date:Saturday 14th October 2017

Venue:Newcastle

Doors Open:17:00

Show Begins:18:00

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Stop fearing the worst. It’s already happened. So instead of crying about it, why not crawl out of your homemade nuclear fallout shelters and bear witness to Living Legend and National Treasure in waiting Nick Helm as he delivers some home truths about life, love and how not to be a dick.

This is a call to arms to anyone that feels hard done by and short-changed by this ugly new world. It’s time to take ownership and rise from the ashes as we learn to believe in ourselves again. For one night in your pathetic lives, let’s believe in a better world. Let’s believe in Nick Helm.

BAFTA nominated filmmaker and star of BBC3’s Uncle, Heavy Entertainment, C4's Loaded, Live at the Apollo and regular on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Nick Helm sets off on his first national tour in order to bring his unique blend of high octane stand up, music and poetry, in person, to the people.

 ‘Genuinely exciting’ Telegraph ★★★★★ 

‘A genuinely unique comedy brain’ Guardian

‘A smorgasbord of delights. Helm is a comic tour de force, and then some’ Mail on Sunday ★★★★ 

‘A potent mix of soft-voiced fragility and visceral showmanship. An exciting comic presence’ Times

‘A true comedy daredevil. Utterly exhilarating.’ Time Out ★★★★ 

‘Original and beguiling’ Sunday Times 

‘Top tip – the utterly full on Nick Helm’ Evening Standard ★★★★

‘Inspired anarchy’ Scotsman On Sunday

‘A full-on assault on the senses of humour, dignity and pathos’ Chortle ★★★★

‘Leaves the audience on a massive high. This is worth every penny’ British Comedy Guide ★★★★½ 

‘Very exciting’ Daniel Kitson

‘Blew my mind’ Jimmy Carr

Newcastle Alternative returns to The Stand for a fourth year, bringing some of the best national and local comedians together for three weeks across October.

If the show you want to see is Sold Out – check out the full listings below and try another!

Day

Date

Event

Doors open

Show starts

Sunday

08/10/2017

Kids Comedy Club

12pm

12.30pm

Sunday

08/10/2017

Jason Byrne: The Man with Three Brains

7pm

8.30pm

Monday

09/10/2017

Good Grief

7pm

8.30pm

Tuesday

10/10/2017

Danny Bhoy: Make Something Great Again for Stronger Together Better Future Tomorrow

7pm

8.00pm

Wednesday

11/10/2017

Red Raw

7pm

8.30pm

Thursday

12/10/2017

Paul Foot: ‘Tis A Pity She’s A Piglet

7pm

8.30pm

Friday

13/10/2017

Pajama Men: Pterodactyl Nights

5.30pm

6.30pm

Friday

13/10/2017

Abandonman: Life + Rhymes

8pm

9pm

Saturday

14/10/2017

Nick Helm: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven’t Already Done To Myself

5pm

6pm

Saturday

14/10/2017

Nick Helm: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven’t Already Done To Myself

8pm

9pm

Sunday

15/10/2017

Lee Kyle: A Brilliant Comedy Show By lee Who Is The Best (Kids Show)

12pm

12.30pm

Sunday

15/10/2017

Which Is The Best Podcast: The Much Anticipated 93rd Episode Live (Lee Kyle & Sammy Dobson)

3.00pm

3.30pm

Sunday

15/10/2017

Ahir Shah: Control

5.30pm

6.30pm

Sunday

15/10/2017

Seymour Mace’s Magical Shitcakes From Heaven

8pm

9pm

Monday

16/10/2017

Shappi Khorsandi: Mistress and Misfit

7pm

8.30pm

Tuesday

17/10/2017

Kiri Pritchard Mclean & Fin Taylor Double Bill

7pm

8.30pm

Wednesday

18/10/2017

Red Raw

7pm

8.30pm

Thursday

19/10/2017

The Suggestibles

7.30pm

8.30pm

Friday

20/10/2017

Fred MacAulay - Live

5.30pm

6.30pm

Friday

20/10/2017

Paul Sinha: Shout Out To My Ex

8pm

9pm

Saturday

21/10/2017

Gavin Webster: It’s About Time We Had More Women in There

5.30pm

6.30pm

Saturday

21/10/2017

Matt Richardson / Slash

8pm

9pm

Sunday

22/10/2017

Kids Comedy Club

12pm

12.30pm

Sunday

22/10/2017

No Such Thing As Fish – The 2017 Tour – Extra Show

4pm

4.30pm

Sunday

22/10/2017

No Such Thing As Fish – The 2017 Tour

7pm

8pm

Monday

23/10/2017

Felicity Ward: 50% More Likely To Die

7pm

8.30pm

Wednesday

25/10/2017

Red Raw

7pm

8.30pm

Thursday

26/10/2017

Lee Nelson: Serious Joker

7pm

8pm

Friday

27/10/2017

Alex Love: How To Win At A Pub Quiz

5.30pm

6.30pm

Friday

27/10/2017

Tom Stade: I Swear

8pm

9pm

Saturday

28/10/2017

Mae Martin: Dope

5.30pm

6.30pm

Saturday

28/10/2017

Jason Byrne: The Man with Three Brains

8pm

9pm

Sunday

29/10/2017

Nicola Mantalious Lovett & Joby Mageen – Fruit Salad (Kids Show)

12pm

12.30pm

Sunday

29/10/2017

Lloyd Griffith- In:Undated

5.30pm

6.30pm

Sunday

29/10/2017

Ed Gamble: Mammoth

8pm

9pm

Monday

30/10/2017

Ben Van Der Velde: Sidekick

7pm

8.30pm

Tuesday

31/10/2017

The Footbaaaall Show

7pm

8.30pm

Price Bands

£14.00

£12.00