Give me your tired premises, your poor one-liners, your huddled innuendo...
Whales are a diverse group of fully aquatic placental marine mammals under the cetacean order, or so you thought.
Unable to forge successful careers on land, comedian John Whale and musician Kieran Rafferty have decided to ditch the dry stuff in favour of a life at sea, where, emancipated from the shackles placed upon them by the man (and his female counterpart), they're free to produce their own inimitable pirate radio show: Call Me Ishwhale.
Why not come aboard, and unreservedly enjoy it.
'John Whale leads you into a world you barely knew existed: a dreamlike fun palace full of off-kilter genius' BBC
'Awesome originality! A unique voice, miles ahead of the hacks and the pretenders. His timing, his mischievous delivery, and his unique material are the envy of his peers. Don't miss the chance to see him...again and again!' BBC
'A future star' Newcastle Evening Chronicle