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    Lloyd Langford and Jarred Christmas Double Header Fringe Preview

    Lloyd Langford and Jarred Christmas Double Header Fringe Preview

    Lloyd Langford and Jarred Christmas are performing on Monday 24th June in Glasgow and Tuesday 25th June in Newcastle.

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    Lee Camp and Nick Revell bring Transatlantic Fury to The Stand

    Lee Camp and Nick Revell bring Transatlantic Fury to The Stand

    A double header bill of political comedy comes to The Stand Newcastle on May 21st

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    Sod The Tories (and Have a Nice Week)!

    Sod The Tories (and Have a Nice Week)!

    With co-incidental perfect comedy timing, John Scott brings a brand new monthly political show to Stand Newcastle. Just to be clear, he's not a Tory!

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    Grappling with Life - The Last of McGuinness

    Grappling with Life - The Last of McGuinness

    A powerful and poignant documentary chronicling the farewell tour of British pro-wrestling hero Nigel McGuinness, plus Q&A and Meet and greet.

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    Listen to The Living Room Sessions Podcast

    Listen to The Living Room Sessions Podcast

    Check out this fantastic monthly podcast bringing you news, reviews and interviews with some of the finest names in comedy.

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    Lloyd Langford and Jarred Christmas Double Header Fringe Preview
    Lee Camp and Nick Revell bring Transatlantic Fury to The Stand
    Sod The Tories (and Have a Nice Week)!
    Grappling with Life - The Last of McGuinness
    Listen to The Living Room Sessions Podcast

    "The Stand Comedy Club in Newcastle is great. It has a brilliant atmosphere, great staff and – when I did it as part of my tour warm up – I almost wished I lived in Newcastle so I could gig there every week..."

    John Bishop

    Having only opened a year ago The Stand Newcastle and Bistro is already recognised as one of the best venues in the North East for comedy, by punters and comedians alike.

    The Stand Bistro is also open all week providing great quality food at amazingly low prices - it's a great place to come grab a scone and a coffee for lunch or why not try out a pre-theatre menu with 2 courses for £15 or 3 course for only £18. Make sure to check out our bistro page.

    "The Stand Comedy Club was exactly what Newcastle needed. A purpose build, professionally ran comedy specific venue. Absolutely fantastic place... I love it"

    Chris Ramsey

    The Stand Bistro has already established itself as one of the best places to eat in Newcastle city centre. Our chef Andy Drape is constantly sourcing the freshest produce to create high quality tasty dishes while keeping prices low.

    View our bistro page here.


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    The Thursday Show

    Thursday 23 May 19:00

    Show Starts: 20:30

    £10.00, £7.00
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    The Friday Show

    Friday 24 May 19:00

    Show Starts: 20:30

    £12.00, £10.00
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    The Saturday Show

    Saturday 25 May 19:00

    Show Starts: 20:30

    £15.00, £15.00
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    Bank Holiday Special

    Sunday 26 May 19:00

    Show Starts: 20:30

    £10.00, £9.00
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    Newcastle News

    Lee Camp and Nick Revell bring Transatlantic Fury to The Stand

    Lee Camp and Nick Revell bring Transatlantic Fury to The Stand

    Published: Friday 15 Feb 2013 17:14

    A double header bill of political comedy comes to The Stand in May.

    Nigel McGuinness to preview his new documentary at The Stand Newcastle

    Nigel McGuinness to preview his new documentary at The Stand Newcastle

    Published: Thursday 28 Feb 2013 10:41

    The Last Of McGuinness screening will be followed by a live Q&A with the man himself.

    John Scott brings a new monthly political show to Newcastle.

    John Scott brings a new monthly political show to Newcastle.

    Published: Friday 01 Mar 2013 14:07

    At a time where the Conservative party are more devisive than ever, our new monthly political show Sod The Tories (And Have A Nice Week) starts in May.

    Geordie Genius Gavin is a Hometown Headliner

    Geordie Genius Gavin is a Hometown Headliner

    Published: Wednesday 06 Mar 2013 13:15

    Following on from his smash hit show in 2012, cult Geordie comic, Gavin Webster, is set to return to the Mill Volvo Tyne Theatre on Friday 4th October 2013.

    Illuminating Comedy – The Bright Club comes to Newcastle

    Illuminating Comedy – The Bright Club comes to Newcastle

    Published: Thursday 07 Mar 2013 13:54

    Join some of the finest academics in the North East for a night of comedy, art, music and science.

    The Tough Luvvie Comes to Town

    The Tough Luvvie Comes to Town

    Published: Friday 15 Mar 2013 15:35

    The Tough Luvvie and current telly favourite, Hal Cruttenden, comes to The Stand this Autumn, with shows in Edinburgh, Glasgow and Newcastle.



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